AN JERES CHEPTER TWO!
Morby MainGins
CHAPTAR : GAMING THE GAMES
ti saw a shodow behind the big croos yat that was a fivee tar resot and had a big areport on it and rotisery where rejine and volemot and scary and bessiterix and all the bad guys was! I loked and it look like zodburg from furturama but with green andsea elephant (AN I F|ERGET WHAT THERE CALED THER LIKE BUG THINGS IN THE UNDERQTEWE) hoofs and octo-pus testacles for a face like zoiderg. I reeloized from reeding smart buks by a guy called minelove r something and IT ES CUTHULTHUHU!#3323" "SULPLICE MUTHERBUTTER" it was spoked AN THATS AW CLOSEST AAS I CUM TO SWEARIN! ! now I was pilsner to
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"catty wyh doo yoo reead thes books there so borin sed the demoan" "but they u education and avoid big smelling bad see munsters!" and he nodded with know
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mane while (geddit cuz my little pony) Oncest as tottering aroumd and emancepating "OOH BLOOPY GOOD MY GOD HIPSTER PERISH WE SHALL!W*&(X " i sed "MY HUBBY CALL DOWN U MAST CALL EVRU THE GOOD GUYS WE KNOW" he noded with head at my big smart. I hard too fite for teh lived of my fa+mbly but renforsencents was on the way. Oncel was worried a bit.
Sun a bag but stills mall boart comed and i swa on it was teem fortress 2, half-dood ( (the goog 1!) lorax, bear barbaboot, hermone ron harru, gretten and janit amd demien abd kerren (AN LOL ALSO HSE GOT A SUGERY FRUM NOOT EVEL DOCKTOR AND A BOUBICLES CUD PREDIC ALL THE WEATHRS!)! Alss the good hary putter peeps pwered upp the powars and sed "DIE THINGS" (AN IDK MUCH ABOOT HORRY PORRET SO I MACKE SUM STOOF UP OK?) THEY JUMPED FROM THE SKIES AND LADLED OB ATOLLS SO MUCH THERE HEA JUNKS WENTR TO SPACE AT A SPEED LIKE CHEETER OR MANATEE AND THE MADE IT TO THE SUN AND IT WAS SOO GROSS THE SUN MADE DARKER AND THE EARTH WAS GOT COLD AND THE DINOS DIES.
I thot the ballte was one but i rembered bout CTULTU and he s"RAWR CAD I CAN KILL U ONC AND AF All!#$CH" and i was gronga killed him eesily then he teked of his fase . "IM AM AHEB THE WHELA HUNTRE MY NAM SOUNS LICK LORAX BECOS I USED TO BE LORAX TILL THE DEATH YUMMY CRUPPTED MEH WIF TEH CHARIMSA! %#|YVB Nm,CXZSFY\L" OMG! I o-mourthred. ABERMAN LINCOLM WAS NOW THE BADDEST DUD EVER!213!" He shot a bazzoka harpoot at me so i sad gobye to my flamly. "im gonna dye soon \Oncie Muummy junor poot on a breve face for me" and she did. Omceler was shooting at Voldemorp cuz they was infisnished buisness but i came to him and we had 1 more speshal intimate momnt together then the hrepoon stuck me in the intentional trackt and i dies and Oncellar came at the hear of my kill and shouted NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like a shouter thing that shouts and i made a scorpse and the courpse died.
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AN OMG THAT WAS INTESNE!W les SEE WHAT HAPPENDS NEXT A TIMEW%$%! !