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*A Couple of Weeks Later*
"Red this place is killer." Anya said as she entered Willows House. "Yeah Red totally" Faith said as she checked out the master bathroom. "This place must a cost a bloody fortune Red." Spike said as he came to the barrier of her front door. "Uhh pet an invite would be nice." Willow just smirked at him before walking down the hall, and then called out to him, "Spike you know you are always welcome in my home." With that he came thru the barrier and shut the door locking it.
"Red I believe you will regret that someday." Faith said as Spike plopped himself down on he couch. "Hah bloody hah. I'd never go after Red." He said almost truthfully, before adding, "That is until I get this blasted chip out." Causing a round of laughter. "So when will the Bitch and the Idiot get here." Cordy asked from her spot on the couch. "I honestly don't know if they even remember that I'm still alive." She shook her head sadly as she remembered telling them about moving out of Tara's apartment. They didn't even take their tongues out of each others throat long enough to breath much less ask if she was okay. But she was dealing. She had her real friend's and that's all that matters.
"What about Giles and the pouf??" Spike asked. "They should be here around 6. I still can't get over it. They make such a weird twisted couple." Willow said from the kitchen. "Is the Bitch still clueless?" Anya asked. Ever since Buffy and Xander had forgotten that there were other people in the world beside themselves, they had referred to them and as the Bitch and the Idiot. "Yeah can you imagine what her reaction would be?" Faith asked trying to create an image of Buffy's face, as she found out that her watcher and once "Love of her Life" was screwing like cute little bunnies.
"Oh yeah I can 'Oh Angel why are you screwing my watcher? Your mine. You belong to me. I'm the most beautiful person in the world.' Blah blah bloody blah" Spike said in a high-pitched feminine voice, which was followed by laughter as they all imagined her saying just that. 'Ding-Dong' the doorbell chimed.
"I got it!" Willow and Spike yelled as they both bound to the front door. Knocking into each other as they slid on the polished wood floors. "Hey pet would you mind getting off of me. I mean I know you like me and all but not in front of the company." Spike joked as Willow turned beet red. "Shut up Spike." She said, and she turned even redder as the usual joking banter continued. "What? You know it's true." Spike said with his ever-present smirk. 'Ding-Ding' The bell chimed again. "Were coming!" Willow yelled. "Oh really love?" Spike asked, in his most innocent voice. She huffed her chest as she slapped his arm. "Ohhhhhh you!! She said as he grinned. 'Ding-Dong' "Were bloody hell' in coming!" This time it was Willows turn to say "Oh yeah."
"Are you two ever going to answer the damn door?" Anya yelled from the living room. Willow blushed as she realized she was still on top of him. She quickly stood up and stepped over him. As she was nearing the front door he came up behind her a placed a hand on her shoulder. They finally reached the front door just as another annoying ding tore through the hall. Spike threw the door open.
"Yeah what do you want?" Spike asked the delivery guy. "Umm...I have a package for a Mrs. Rosenberg, Willow." He said carefully eyeing the man in front of him. "That would be me." Willow said as she stepped in front of Spike. Here you go just sign here. She signed and he handed her the package. But his "Have a nice day" was said through the door as Spike slammed it in his face. "What is it?" Anya asked. "I don't know yet." Then she looked at the address and blushed. She knew what they were now. "If you don't know then why are you blushing?" Faith asked. "I know what they are now, and I'm not saying!" She said as she went to her bedroom and locked the door.
"Where to hide it?" She asked herself. She picked up the mattress and placed the small box as far in the middle of the king size bed as she could reach, knowing that they would look for the box as soon as she left the room. She stepped out of her room to find Spike, Anya, Faith and Cordy all staring at her. "What?" She asked. "Awe Red why'd you go and put it away? We wanna know what it was." Cordy whined. 'Believe me you don't. And I don't exactly want to explain why I'm getting Vampire love novels.' She thought to herself. "Okay I'll tell you what they were." She blushed. "They were Harry Potter books." She said blushing even more. "Why were you so embarrassed about that?" Faith asked. "Hello they are kiddy books." Willow said. "Oh." Was all that was said. Spike arched his eyebrow, thinking to himself. 'If they were just kiddy books then why in the hell did your arousal come in a bloody tidal wave?'
*A Couple of Weeks Later*
"Red this place is killer." Anya said as she entered Willows House. "Yeah Red totally" Faith said as she checked out the master bathroom. "This place must a cost a bloody fortune Red." Spike said as he came to the barrier of her front door. "Uhh pet an invite would be nice." Willow just smirked at him before walking down the hall, and then called out to him, "Spike you know you are always welcome in my home." With that he came thru the barrier and shut the door locking it.
"Red I believe you will regret that someday." Faith said as Spike plopped himself down on he couch. "Hah bloody hah. I'd never go after Red." He said almost truthfully, before adding, "That is until I get this blasted chip out." Causing a round of laughter. "So when will the Bitch and the Idiot get here." Cordy asked from her spot on the couch. "I honestly don't know if they even remember that I'm still alive." She shook her head sadly as she remembered telling them about moving out of Tara's apartment. They didn't even take their tongues out of each others throat long enough to breath much less ask if she was okay. But she was dealing. She had her real friend's and that's all that matters.
"What about Giles and the pouf??" Spike asked. "They should be here around 6. I still can't get over it. They make such a weird twisted couple." Willow said from the kitchen. "Is the Bitch still clueless?" Anya asked. Ever since Buffy and Xander had forgotten that there were other people in the world beside themselves, they had referred to them and as the Bitch and the Idiot. "Yeah can you imagine what her reaction would be?" Faith asked trying to create an image of Buffy's face, as she found out that her watcher and once "Love of her Life" was screwing like cute little bunnies.
"Oh yeah I can 'Oh Angel why are you screwing my watcher? Your mine. You belong to me. I'm the most beautiful person in the world.' Blah blah bloody blah" Spike said in a high-pitched feminine voice, which was followed by laughter as they all imagined her saying just that. 'Ding-Dong' the doorbell chimed.
"I got it!" Willow and Spike yelled as they both bound to the front door. Knocking into each other as they slid on the polished wood floors. "Hey pet would you mind getting off of me. I mean I know you like me and all but not in front of the company." Spike joked as Willow turned beet red. "Shut up Spike." She said, and she turned even redder as the usual joking banter continued. "What? You know it's true." Spike said with his ever-present smirk. 'Ding-Ding' The bell chimed again. "Were coming!" Willow yelled. "Oh really love?" Spike asked, in his most innocent voice. She huffed her chest as she slapped his arm. "Ohhhhhh you!! She said as he grinned. 'Ding-Dong' "Were bloody hell' in coming!" This time it was Willows turn to say "Oh yeah."
"Are you two ever going to answer the damn door?" Anya yelled from the living room. Willow blushed as she realized she was still on top of him. She quickly stood up and stepped over him. As she was nearing the front door he came up behind her a placed a hand on her shoulder. They finally reached the front door just as another annoying ding tore through the hall. Spike threw the door open.
"Yeah what do you want?" Spike asked the delivery guy. "Umm...I have a package for a Mrs. Rosenberg, Willow." He said carefully eyeing the man in front of him. "That would be me." Willow said as she stepped in front of Spike. Here you go just sign here. She signed and he handed her the package. But his "Have a nice day" was said through the door as Spike slammed it in his face. "What is it?" Anya asked. "I don't know yet." Then she looked at the address and blushed. She knew what they were now. "If you don't know then why are you blushing?" Faith asked. "I know what they are now, and I'm not saying!" She said as she went to her bedroom and locked the door.
"Where to hide it?" She asked herself. She picked up the mattress and placed the small box as far in the middle of the king size bed as she could reach, knowing that they would look for the box as soon as she left the room. She stepped out of her room to find Spike, Anya, Faith and Cordy all staring at her. "What?" She asked. "Awe Red why'd you go and put it away? We wanna know what it was." Cordy whined. 'Believe me you don't. And I don't exactly want to explain why I'm getting Vampire love novels.' She thought to herself. "Okay I'll tell you what they were." She blushed. "They were Harry Potter books." She said blushing even more. "Why were you so embarrassed about that?" Faith asked. "Hello they are kiddy books." Willow said. "Oh." Was all that was said. Spike arched his eyebrow, thinking to himself. 'If they were just kiddy books then why in the hell did your arousal come in a bloody tidal wave?'