I'm back! Jeez I really appreciate the reviews #Sarcasm (Only 2... What's wrong with people these days... I still accept bad reviews...), just so you ppl know Abe is gay for Waka but this story is not Yaoi. Sorry Abe... Waka already is shipped with other creatures! Um.. If this story is lacking good story characteristics then... I blame 6th grade, when I was 11! Blame it on the English teacher! REVIEW OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET VIRTUAL CHOCOLATE CAKE! As for people who did review, here *gives virtual chocolate cake* :p Rao is ooc because Kyûbi obviouly doesn't know how to be a woman!

By the time the two men were about to walk into the palace where the Queen was, they were stopped by two gaurds. "Hold up! No one trespasses us! Even if you are a friend of the Queen, Tao Master Waka!"

Waka just stood there with a fun expression. "Oui, oui. I've heard this a thousand times before. Now..." Waka took out a small metallic ball with blue lines on it. He threw it at the ground and smoke came pouring out of it. None of the guards could see and Abe also couldn't.

The young man felt a tug at his arm, then got dragged as he stumbled. Waka covered Abe's mouth so that he would not scream. "Do not make a peep. Or they'll find us," Waka shushed him.

"mhmnah"

"Quoi? What did you say?" All Waka heard was gibberish, as far as he knew.

As soon as they got inside of the great palace, Waka decided to remove his hand out of Abe's mouth. "I said, where did you get that... Thing!?" He sounded as if he had just been called a baka. Again.

"...Never mind that for now. Lets go!" The Tao Master whispered.

He grabbed the black haired man's hand and more (disturbing) thoughts came. Wha... What's going to happen now? Out of nowhere he just smiled. He... He's holding my hand... That's awesome!

Waka and Abe were finally able to get out of the guards' way and went inside. The two were greeted by the Queen's handmaiden and crossed to something that looked like an elevator. There was silence everywhere. "So... That's all? No... No stupid stunts, NO NOTHING!" So much for the silence...

Waka sighed. "Tais-toi... Just, shut up. Your loud voice is giving me a headache... Somehow..."

"Humph!" Well Abe seemed pissed.

Well it's clear that Queen Himiko has the best damn security system of anybody who has ever lived. There was a pool of lava. Friggin' LAVA! "Hey how are we gonna get through?" Abe bent down and touched the lava with a piece of bread he bought before coming into the hideout. It got burned to a crisp.

"Well now your bread is going to turn to toast if you keep doing that." He stared as Abe held his bread tightly. "Er... Anyway, we go across." Waka stated as if it was the most simplest thing in the world.

"How?"

"With this." He pulled out a a blue metal.

"Uh... That looks like it can be for water, not fire..." Abe stated.

"Ah, but lava is like water. What if this lava is actually red-orange boiled water." He took a step on the lava.

"No!"

Nothing happened. The two stood on each side. One on the lava, and the other on soft carpet.

"Alright... I'm coming..." Abe's foot was just above the lava when Waka called out.

"Vous êtes stupide! You are going to get burned moron!" Waka was usually calm, but he still worried about other people. "I'm coming to you then," Waka was going back to where Abe was. "Stupid..." He muttered.

"What was that last part? I didn't hear."

"Uh... You didn't need to hear the last part..." Waka covered for himself.

As the two stepped onto the lava nothing happened. Abe was just babbling like an idiot and Waka was trying to shut him up, covering his ears. Waka sounded like he was going to die if the other wouldn't shut up soon enough. "Yumigami... Amaterasu... Is there anything the gods can do to shut up this con?" He was desperate. Anybody would probably be just as desperate as the blond.

When the two men walked in through a bunch of curtains, they had finally made it to Queen Himiko's chamber. The leader of Sei-An was using a crystal ball to see who had just walked into the room. A certain man with a hat of a hawk, and a boy who -for some reason- just stood at one spot. Not moving. At all.

"Hello Waka. Abe." She greeted. "What did you two need?"

Waka walked up to her and whispered into her ear, explaining that Abe was becoming a new trooper who was going to look out for her. Just like the others.

"Are things going to be different than last time?" Abe looked up, unsure of what they were talking about.

"Oui, it is. You don't have to tell moi. Again" Now Abe looked all weirded out.

"Good! I don't want this one get a broken leg!" She smiled. Abe looked terrified. And Waka was amused at his expression. "All right guys! Out! I've got my fun for the day! I've gotta pray for the safety of Sei-An!"

"... I can't believe that she kicked us out. Not cool..." Abe whined. He was still a little uneasy from the conversation his "Soon-too-be-captain" had with Himiko. He started to cough out of nowhere and Waka noticed his coughing fit.

"Lets get you back to base... This fog is probably doing this to you..." Waka grabbed Abe (who of course blushed) and flew with him up to base.

Abe had already passed out on Waka's futon, and the blond was looking at who-knows-what on his computer. "Kamo, can you please come here!"

"Coming!" Came a faint yell from a distance.

"You calle-" Kamo had cut himself off as he looked at Abe on the floor, unconscious. What the heck did Waka do this time to him? "Erm... You called?" That sounded so akward.

"Oui. And just so you know, I didn't do anything to him. He passed out by himself. I did not do anything. To him." Waka wanted Kamo to make sure that he understood. "I need to borrow your geta." As usual, he said that in a playful way.

"Uh... Sure okay..."

"Fantastiqué! Gimme your shoes!"

Kamo preceded to take off his stilt-like geta. " Why exactly do you need them?" He handed them to Waka.

"Because..." He trailed off. Waka noticed Abe starting to stir and said, "So, you finally awake? I gave you medicine already so you should be fine." Waka smiled and tossed the shoes to Abe, which hit his head. "Heh heh, sorry... Bad aiming..." He lied and walked out of his room leaving Abe and a Kamo inside.

"Ow... That hurt..." Abe muttered as he rubbed his head.

"Abe, just because you like Waka doesn't mean that he can push you around like that." Kamo said to his younger friend, concern filling his eyes inside of his mask.

"Hee hee... Waka's just playing hard to get. I'll get him soon! You just watch!" Abe started laughing to himself as Kamo just stared at him as if he was a maniac. Heck, he probably was. "Well, I'm leaving now! Bye!" He left gleefully.

Kamo sighed and shook his head. "What does he find in that man?" He left too, not that far behind to go back to his post.