A/N: Welcome back! Is it time for another parody? I think so (Obviously, I mean, I wrote it)! Thank you to the fine people (and I mean Fi-ine, -cat call-) who reviewed the previous number, it was much appreciated. I won't be naming names so that way if more people review the Hitler parody this A/N is still relevant, but thank you none the less! With that, I humbly (or vainly) ask you fi-ine readers do show that review button a little love. It's lonely. Like being put into the corner because you spilled bleach all over the new carpet and now all of a sudden that oh so important high thread counted beige has a brilliant orange stain that looks like Abe Lincoln if you squint hard enough and now you have to sit on a stool with a dunce hat on and weep softly to yourself. Not that I would know. Anyway, enjoy! –Arm Chair General
Stalin Knows Best (Mother Knows Best)
Josef Stalin, Russian Officers:
You want to leave Moscow
Oh
Why, my comrades?
Look at you, as frightened as a child
With so little backbone, and such doubt
You know why we stay here in this city?
(We know but)
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dears
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to cause unrest
You're in my debt
(But)
You idiots
Stalin knows best
Stalin knows best
Listen to me comrades
It's a bitter war out there
Stalin knows best
One way or another
We will turn the tide, I swear
Commissars, guns,
The Red Army, scorched earth
Bombing raids and tanks, parades
(No!)
Yes!
(But)
Also dog bombs
Gliding tanks and sub berths
Stop me know and you'll upset me
Stalin's right here
Stalin's gonna kill you
Comrades, here is my request
Don't be upset
Trust in Josef
Stalin knows best
A/N: Oh, hey, how ya doin? Yeah, there's no more for me to say here. …You may go now.