bEternal Happiness: Chapter 1/b
IWarning: Yaoi, lemon, violence/gore and strong language.
Pairing: Main pairing is KakaIta, there may be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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POV.:/b
Sasuke skipped into his anikis' bedroom cheerfully, Itachi was sitting on his bed cleaning some kunais.
"Ohayou *Good morning*, aniki *Big brother*!" Sasuke called, jumping into the elders' lap. Itachi stroked his hair softly, he yawned slightly. He fell asleep at 3 in the morning and now he's so tired he can barely think straight.
"Sasuke-san, is there something you need?" Asked said weasel. His little brother frowned, an expression that their father always had on.
"Do I have to need something to go to your room? Can't I just miss you? Or just merely want to say good morning and give you kiss?" Sasuke asked, pouting. The elder Uchiha shook his head and smiled ever so slightly.
"Sorry, let me restate what I said. Ohayou Sasuke-san, is there possibly something you want from this old man?" Itachi asked, with a hint of humour in his tone. His little brother giggled, and wrapped his arms around the elders' neck.
"You're not old, you're just a mature weasel," Sasuke cooed, the weasel rolled his eyes at his brothers' attempt at humour.
"Uhuh, whatever you think, Sasuke-san. Now will you please excuse my old weasel bones, I need to get a shower," Itachi said as he pushed his brother off his lap and made his way to his bathroom.
"Wait!" Sasuke called, Itachi turned around and his brother pulled him down to peck his cheek.
"Now you can go, just come down-stairs in 20 minutes. Okaa-san *mother* made your favourite breakfast," the small boy said as he skipped back downstairs.
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Itachi turned on the shower, allowing the warm water to run down his tensed shoulders.
"Ahhh," he moaned, massaging his left shoulder with his right hand. He remembered the times when he could run around the village, free to be happy.
But now when he grew older, his father and clan discovered his beyond-human abilities, so they force too many responsibilities onto him. Hell, he probably also hold the responsibility of the tofu, if they go missing then he's the one to blame. Chuckling softly at the thought, Itachi continued to massage himself.
Many wondered if he was some kind of robot, due to his lack of emotions, but it wasn't his choice. His father viewed that showing emotions is one of the greatest weakness, so as the clans' prodigy he is not allowed to show emotions.
In fact, he is pretty much expected to not be able to feel at all, just live like a killing machine. Ridiculous, most would say, but for the Uchiha clan it is not. They want you to devote your life to them, but they never give you anything in return…
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Kakashi rolled on his bed and fell down onto the floor with a loud bBAM/b. Groaning, he sat up, mornings are the worst… bEVER/b. Right that minute, Sakumo decided to barge in, with a spatula in one hand and a frying pan in the other, he looked utterly ridiculous.
"Kashi-chan~3" he chirped. Kakashi frowned, his father is too annoying for his own good. Is this how Itachi felt about him?
"What is it?" Growled the masked nin. His father smiled brightly.
"It's almost time for your mission! Have fun~3" He cheered, running around his sons' room.
"One, missions aren't suppose to be fun, two, why are you so happy? You do realise this could be the last time you see me, right?" Kakashi asked, slipping on his pants *he was wearing boxers to sleep! Perverts! .*.
"Honey, I believe that you're strong enough to kick their ass!" Sakumo said as he hugged his son. Kakashi pushed him away.
"Don't get all touchy touchy with me, will you? Besides, I'm strong but I'm not the best in the world or anything," pointed out the copy-nin as he pulled on his mask.
"Why do you wear that thing anyway?" His father asked, pointing towards the mask as if it's the ugliest thing he'd ever seen.
"My taste in fashion has nothing to do with you, now get out so I can change in peace," Kakashi growled, his father pouted but got out anyway.
The last thing he wanted was to anger his son. He was still pretty young, only 29 turning 30, he still wanted to live his life peacefully. When Kakashi stepped out of his room with a bag of things he'll need for the next week, he walked downstairs to get some breakfast.
"Ne, Kashi-chan. I mean it, why DO you wear that mask?" Sakumo pressed. His son sighed.
"It's all your fault, if I don't wear the bloody mask, people would think you're like my elder brother or something," Kakashi said. Sakumo grinned, it means he looks young, right?
"You mean I look young?"
"No, I mean you ARE young!" Kakashi muttered, he took his mask off and munched on his toast.
"I know, ay?" Sakumo boasted. Kakashi glared at him to make him shut up.
"It's not something to be proud of. Are you trying to let the whole village know that you made someone's daughter pregnant when you were only 15?" Yelled the copy nin. His dad pouted.
"I was never into women… It was an accident! She molested me!" The white Fang said. Kakashi hit his forehead with the palm of his hand.
"Whatever, otou-san, just leave me and my mask alone," Kakashi said.
"Itachi-chan isn't going to like some freak who wears a mask like a flu patient," Sakumo teased. Touchy… That hit a nerve inside his son.
"What did you say?" Kakashi growled menacingly as he lifted his father off his feet by the collar of his shirt.
"N-nothing, gomen ne *I'm sorry*," Sakumo apologised quickly, he immediately ran off when Kakashi released the collar of his shirt. 'Stupid father, my romantic interest has nothing to do with him!' The masked teen thought to himself, he swallowed the last piece of the toast quickly and stood up.
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Usually, Kakashi would be at least an hour or two late for everything, but with Itachi it is different. He wouldn't want to annoy the Uchiha way too much, now would he?
"Itachi-kun!" He called out from behind his ANBU cat mask (1).
"Hatake-sempai, glad you're not late," Itachi greeted from behind his own cat mask.
"How can I be late around Itachi-kun?" Kakashi teased.
"Hn, let's go now, so we can make it back here as early as possible," said weasel stated.
"Let's hope that our Hokage doesn't put on make-up to greet us when we come back, ay?" The elder joked as he walked ahead. Itachi was grinning behind the mask, he remembered a very disturbing memory…
bFLASHBACK!/b
"Oh, you guys are back!" Minato greeted, his chair was turned around, so the back was facing the two jounins.
"Hokage-sama," Itachi bowed, even though he knew that Minato couldn't see it.
"Minato-sensei, will you puh-lease look at us when we're talking to you?" Kakashi complained.
"Oh, sorry my dears," Minato said, he spun the chair around and Itachi almost fainted, Kakashi froze for a second before bursting out laughing.
Their Hokage had cucumbers lined all over his face and his lips was bright red, obviously from lipstick, his eyes had eyeliner on them with hot pink eye-shadow splattered everywhere and he looks absolutely hilarious. That was also one of the times that Itachi found himself unable to cover up his emotions, he let out a soft giggle.
bEND OF FLASHBACK!/b
Itachi thanked god that he had the ANBU mask on, or else it would seem pretty weird for a trained killer to be grinning while he is walking around the forest, like a bloody idiot.
"Ne, Itachi-kun, lets rest for a bit," Kakashi suggested. Itachi nodded stiffly.
The elder ninja took off his cat mask, underneath was his usual mask so he didn't need to be afraid of being recognised. Itachi leaned against a tree, sighing softly to himself. He was stuck with this idiot for at least another 7 days.
Seeing that it took 6 days to go to and from Suna, even if they found their target in 1 day it would take them at least a week. Yes, Itachi had calculated everything. He dreaded long missions, Kakashi is the type of person that he just couldn't stand!
"Itachi-kun, why are you so serious all the time? Lighten up and take your mask off," Kakashi suggested, if showing emotions would be allowed, Itachi would've glared at him.
"That is none of your concern, Hatake-sempai, if you have time to question me like this all day then you might as well spend it on training,' replied the weasel. Kakashi pouted behind his black mask.
"Awww, c'mon, I just wanna know!" Whined the mask ninja as he scooted closer to his kohai *opposite to sempai, your junior*. Itachi scooted away, trying to stay as far away as possible, until he bumped into a tree.
"Please back off a bit," said weasel said coldly. Kakashis' pout deepened, is the Uchiha still pissed off at him about the whole kissy thing yesterday?
"Itachi-kun, I'm… Sorry about what I did yesterday… Forgive m-" Kakashi was cut off by a kunai going straight towards his throat.
He easily dodged it and looked up to see about 7 Mist nins surrounding them, they were all missing nins since they had a line through their headband.
"Ah, two Konoha ANBU," The one who threw the kunai chuckled.
"Judging by the voice, they're still pretty young, foolish kiddos," Said another one.
"I want blood, lots of blood. Besides, we might be able to enjoy ourselves if we capture them," another one chuckled mischievously. They took slow steps towards the masked nin and the weasel…
IWhat will happen? Will the two sharingan users' kick the mist bastards ass? Or will they get theirs kicked? Comment, fav or review for the next chappie!/I
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Yaya: I'm going to just leave it off a cliff-hanger like this for a while…
Kana: You're such a bitch.
Itachi: I don't really care, actually. Let the mist nins rape Kakashi, that'll be interesting… ~chuckles evilly~
Kakashi: ~gasps loudly~ How could you, Itachi-chan? That is plain mean! ~sobs~
Itachi: Whatever…
Yaya&Kana: …'Eternal Happiness' brought to you by team YaKa! ^_^VV^_^