Another chapter for you awesome people, enjoy Xigbar's fun fact too!
"Hey guys, thanks for watching!" Demyx exclaimed into the camera with a cheesy grin and a wave, "In today's super fantastic episode I'm gonna tell you ways to relieve stress! Sound interesting? I hope so!" The nobody was in his messy room lying down on his bed talking into the camera, excited for a second episode.
"Tip number one!" He said while raising a finger as a neon green number one spun around the screen, "Beat up a giraffe!" The scene suddenly changed to a giraffe picture and Xigbar was shown punching the background, "AWWW YEAH!" He screamed like a man in a screamo band.
The scene changed back to Demyx, "Number two,"He announced happily but then changed to a deep and serious tone,"Throw an egg out your window and poke it with a stick."
The scene changed and showed Demyx dropping an egg out his window and having it land on Marluxia's luscious pink locks. Little girl screams were heard as the Melodious Nocturne portaled his way outside. Grabbing a random stick he poked Marluxia's head.
"STOP IT!" Marluxia wailed like a 3 year old, " STOP IT NOW!"
The scene changed back to Demyx laying on his bed, "Number 3, call someone emo." The mullet haired teen stated as he held up three of his fingers.
The scene changed to show Demyx standing in one of the bleach hallways of the castle beside a short slate haired teen with his hair covering his right eye. "You're emo." Demyx stated plainly as he pointed to the nobody name Zexion.
"Shut up, I'm not emo Demyx, I don't have a heart therefore I can't be emo." Zexion replied matter of factly while crossing his arms.
"You're still emo." Demyx continued.
With frustration the short teen uncrossed his arms and replied with hand gestures, "I'm not, end of discussion." He turned on his heel and began walking away.
"Emo." Demyx continued to say. The teen turned around with the most angry expression ever. His nose wrinkled up and his eyes could pop any second.
"I AM NOT EMO!" He shouted at the top of his lungs, vibrating the castle.
"Uh oh." Demyx said rather quickly as he was shown running away and out of the camera view.
"CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!" Zexion screamed with his hands in the air, running after the poor mullet haired and why he was screaming chocolate was beyond anyone.
After that was shown the scene changed back to Demyx lying on his bed again, "Number 4," He stated while holding up four fingers, "Tell someone you found the cure for cancer!" He finished as he did a thumbs up with his cheesy grin.
The scene was now black and the Jaws theme started to play. The black slowly faded and was now showing Demyx in a lab next to a tall creepy blonde haired scientist.
"Hey Vexen!" Demyx exclaimed excitedly.
With a sigh said nobody turned to face him, "What is it you imbecile?" He asked rather rudely.
"I found the cure for cancer!" Demyx shouted. After yelling this the creepy scientist froze into a trance. He stared and stood still, not even breathing or blinking.
"Um hello?" Demyx inquired as he waved a hand in front of Vexen's face. With a look of confusion the mullet haired brunette turned to face the camera and shrugged.
The scene switched back revealing Demyx talking to the camera again. "OK, you've seen 4 tips so far, and now's the final one..." Demyx began to look behind him and slowly face the camera with a mischievous expression and the jaws music began to play again.
"You..." He said slowly. "Eat...A...A..." He closed his eyes and toppled over on his side and moaned quietly with his mouth hung open. He didn't move at all, it was as if he passed out.
After a few moments he quickly sat back up, "No you sillies I didn't die, anyway you eat a Teddy Graham." He suddenly viewed one up close to the lens before popping the cookie into his mouth. "Well, that's all, thanks for watching you awesome fans! Oh! before I forget, I've gotta ask you the daily question! OK so here it goes, do you prefer dogs or cats? Well see ya now, I hope you enjoyed it! Bye!" He waved goodbye, ready to hit the power button on the device.
"NOT YET YOU DON'T!" A gruff man's voice yelled right after Demyx's door had been burst open, slamming against the wall. The camera was then moved to view Xigbar standing in the doorway.
"Xigbar, what is it? Can't you see I'm busy running a web show?" Demyx inquired with an annoyed expression from behind the camera as he sat up on his bed and crossed his legs into the criss-cross position and propped his elbows on his knees, holding the small device in his hands.
"You didn't do Xiggy's fun fact of the day!" The man with the eye patch exclaimed as he raised his hands into the air.
"Xiggy's fun fact?" Demyx repeated in question, "When did we decide to do that?"
"Just now!" The man replied taking a step in and closing the door, "But first let me say a few things to our fans, You..." He started as he pointed his finger close to the lens, "...Are awesome." He finished with a smirk.
"OK so what's your fun fact?" Demyx asked as he zoomed out trying not to get a close up of Xigbar.
"Uh, uh, uh," The man started while waving his finger back in forth as if to correct something,"You gotta do the music."
"Music?" Demyx repeated.
"Yeah, like this." Xigbar then pulled out a tape recorder from his left cloak pocket and pressed the play button.
"It's time for Xigbar's awesome, spectacular and epic fun fact of the day!" A cheery female voice said. Then some blows of trumpets were heard and it ended. The Free Shooter put the recorder away and stared into the camera,
"Alright kiddos, it's time for an amazing fun fact that you might've never heard before!" A random drum roll started and Xigbar grinned at the camera widely.
A few moments of silenced passed and Xigbar was still staring at the camera, still with the pounding of the drums.
"Uhm Xigbar the viewers are waiting..." Demyx stated before sighing.
"Hold on, I know give me some time..." The man replied.
A few minutes passed and finally the drum roll ended.
"OK! Did you know that The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache? It's true! Now see ya kiddo's!" After Xigbar announced the fact a high pitched scream filled the air.
"CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"
Demyx and Xigbar sat up straighter and froze in place.
"OK got to go bye!" And with that, Demyx shut off the camera.
End! Leave a review while answering Demyx's question! Have an awesome day!
