Rules and Truths of Fusion Fall

by BluBrotherD

A young sergeants list of truths he's discovered during his time in the war against Fuse. First page is a prologue. Skip it if you just want to get to the funny stuff. Disclaimer: Some of these rules were inspired by and relate to the works of other authors. "lightning bird" and "Tatyana Witwicky" are some examples. Go look them up for some good reading.

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Official ECF Rules and Guidelines.

Written by Sergeant WinterKnight.

Changes and updates will be made as they come and suggestions are welcome.

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0. Always listen to the Supreme Director.

(She knows what she's doing.)

(Well said Sergeant. - Mandy.)

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1. Always listen to your Guide and the Commanders.

(Mandy, Numbuh 362, Numbuh 1, Max, Ben, Dexter, Edd, Mojo, Etc.)

(Some of them get really mad when they have to repeat themselves.)

(Especially Mojo and Dexter.)

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2. Pay attention to what the geniuses are saying.

(Dexter, Double D, I Am Weasel, Professor Utonium, Azmuth, Etc.)

(Even if you can't understand what they're saying.)

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3. Never trust the well known greedy people.

(You know who you are.)

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4. During one of Mandy's or Dexter's rally speeches, don't start humming "Hail to the Chief".

(For Mandy, that's just asking for a death wish.)

(For Dexter, that's volunteering to be his next lab rat.)

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5. Always be suspicious of the Villains.

(Eddy and Kaz included.)

(You bring it on yourselves dudes.)

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6. Aim for the head.

(If your target has one.)

(If not then go for the ankles!)

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7. When you encounter a Fusion Double don't ask if he/she/it needs a hug.

(They never say yes.)

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8. Don't trash talk a Fusion Double when you defeat it.

(Especially if that fusions original counterpart is right next you.)

(The original may take offense to what you say.)

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9. Don't dress up as a Fusion monster on Halloween.

(Unless you want to get blown to pieces.)

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10. Always check the backseat.

(If your ride has one.)

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11. Double Tap.

(Or give it an extra swing.)

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12. Keep a nano with you at all times.

(It'll save your life one day.)

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13. Don't fan-girl/boy squee when you get the nano resembling your current crush/idol.

(The nano might get spooked or annoyed and fly away.)

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14. Remember to enjoy the simple things.

(Like smoothies and chili fries. - Ben.)

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15. When a mission is done, just walk away.

(And do it in slow motion.)

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16. Don't get personally involved in a mission that has nothing to do with you.

(It never ends well.)

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17. Never date a superior officer.

(Drama and gossip are bound to ensue.)

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18. Bursting into song and dance is for musicals, not the battlefield.

(That's just distracting and embarrassing.)

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19. When a friend is in trouble, forget the rules.

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