Me: I'm back. Kaze has gone off the grid so I'm presenting another friend... Meet Stormy Blaze.
Stormy: Hi
Me: Disclaimers, I do not own twilight, Kaze or Stormy
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Kaze: TAMMY, I'M HOME!
Me and Stormy: Oh god
Kaze: And I brought you a I'msorryformakingEdwardgoaway gift.
Me: Thanks Kaze (mutters under breath) maybe she's not as crazy as I thought
Kaze: Ok don't bite anyone or you know what happens
Jacob: I don't biteMe: I take that back
Stormy: (Laughing like crazy)
Kaze: (wheels in Jacob in a cage) Here ya go I got you a pet
(Stormy falls off chair, from laughing too much)
Me: ( bury my face in hands) Oh my god
Kaze: What don't ya want him?
Me: Just set him loose
Kaze: But I spent ages training him. Stormy do you want him?
Stormy: (Nods excitedly)
Kaze: Well at least, it wasn't a complete waste of my time. Be a good pet for Stormy (reaches into cage and pulls out a black puppy) Meet Blacky
Me: Awwww so cute
Stormy: I wanted Jacob though.
Kaze: (steps in front of cage) Renesme asked me to train him
Me: (eyebrow lifts) Really?
Kaze: No, (runs out the door) I GOT A PET WEREWOLF! YAY!