A/N: Chapter two is up. And this story has a new grand total of one view.

Trainer: You want the disclamer, go look for in in chapter one. But I'll give the short verison: SPP doesn't own Pokemon, or any of the characters that are it's propriety.

Narrator: As our heroes continue through the Unkn…

Dawn: What were you about to say?

Narrator: Nothing.

Someone: HEY!

Brock: Who said that? Did you say that?

Ash: No, I didn't.

Dawn: Hey, it's the trainer from before.

The trainer comes running to our heroes, now with the Chimchar on his shoulder.

Trainer: 'make sounds that indicate he's tired' You... Actually… Left… Me there?

Ash: Yeah, so what. Hey, are you copying me? Putting your Chimchar on your shoulder, I mean. I thought I copyrighted that.

Trainer: First things first, my name is Lucas, witch I'm sure you do not care about, second, this is my Pokepal, Chimchar…

Chimchar: Hi.

Lucas: Third, I'm a trainer from Twinleaf Town and fourth…

Dawn: You're from Twinleaf? Then how come I never met you?

Ash: You're a trainer? Then let's have a battle.

Lucas: Dawn, we have met before, but you have such shorted memory that you forgot.

Dawn: I HAVE NO SHORT MEMORY, NO SIR! 'looks at Piplup' Wait, who are you again?

Piplup: The editors shouldn't have edited this off the show.

Lucas: And Ash, last episode you left me burning and don't you care about your precious "trademark" anymore?

Ash: Who cares about trademarks? Plus, I said copyright.

Brock: But Ash, he was labeled the entire last episode as "Trainer", why didn't you battle him the…YOUCH!

Crogunk: 'Drags Brock away' One more thing to take care of in Brock.

Lucas: 'sweatdrops' Is he always like this?

Ash: Much worse.

Dawn: Wait till he sees a girl.

Lucas: So Ash, I accept your challenge.

Chimchar: Bring it on.

Brock: I'll referee.

Lucas: 'Astonished look' Wow, up already? Beat me by miles.

Dawn: I'll watch… What was it again?

Piplup: 'facepalm'

Brock: This will be a one on one battle. The first trainer to take down his opponent's Pokemon is the winner.

Ash: Pikachu, I choose you.

Lucas: Go, Chimchar.

Battle Game Style. Trainer music starts playing.

"PKMN Trainer Lucas would like to battle."

"PKMN Trainer Lucas sent out Chimchar."

"Go, Pikachu."

"Current HP: You-40 Foe-30"

"What will Pikachu do?"

"Pikachu used Thunderbolt. Foe's Chimchar took 10 damage."

"Foe's Chimchar used Flamewheel. Pikachu took 10 damage."

"Current HP: You-30 Foe-20"

"Pikachu used Thunderbolt. Foe's Chimchar took 10 damage."

"Foe's Chimchar used Flamewheel. Pikachu took 10 damage."

"Current HP: You-20 Foe-10"

"Pikachu is thinking he can win this. Pikachu underestimated his opponent."

"Foe's Chimchar used Dig. Foe's Chimchar burrowed his way into the ground."

"Pikachu snaps out of it. Pikachu used Thunderbolt. It's missed."

"Foe's Chimchar used Dig. Pikachu took 20 damage. Pikachu fainted."

"Ash is out of usable Pokemon. Ash is coming this way. Ash calls for Dawn."

Ash: Dawn. Hey Dawn, turn that thing off. Did you even look at our battle?

Dawn: Of course I did. I was only looking through my game-o-scope.

Lucas: Yeah, like this even exists.

Dawn: It does, and it's right in my hand.

Brock: You should probably turn that off now.

Dawn: Oh, OK. Whatever.

Lucas: Hey, can we come with you. Travel through the Unkno…

Three humans plus two Pokemon: 'Glares'

Lucas: Err, this region?

Ash: Sure, why not?

Dawn: As my mom used to say, three is a crowd, four is an overload.

Lucas: That's not a nice thing to say. And I pretty sure she never said that.

Brock: Wow, that's an improvement. From being forgotten on fire to traveling with… ARGH!

Crogunk: Keep your mouth shut, will ya?

Narrator: And so, as our heroes gain a new party member, they continue their travels though the "You-know-what" region as the journey continues.

Brock: Wait, I almost forgot something. 'Presses a button'

An explosion can be heard somewhere far away, as we hear the words "We're blasting off again" followed by a 'Ping'.

Brock: There we go.

A/N: Congratulations to the people who guessed Trainer was Lucas, through his description or through his inclusion in the character list. In all his future apperances, he will have his true name.

Lucas: Don't forget to R&R. Whatever that means.

SPP: It' means Rate and Review. Or Read and Review. Hmm, mystery.