Ten things First Years are not allowed to do at Hogwarts chapter two: Invent new spells.
Author's note: I do not own Harry Potter, nor do I own the song mentioned on the radio. I do however, own the OC's.
Florence Mather walked up the staircase leading up to the Gryffindor Common Room when she saw Tai Sing limping, his dark hair ruffled. "Malfoy, he gave me a detention for turning Goyle into a sloth, as well as docking fifty points for not bringing Umbridge a cup of tea. Oh, Florence, there's a rumour going round about Keanu inventing a new spell. He was showing it off at dinner and it causes food fights, after Pansy Parkinson hit Hermione Granger a gateau flew and landed on her head, and it escalated from there." Florence nodded. "Hagrid told me he's expecting the sack any day now, Umbridge wants to be headmisteress and" A shout came from downstairs. "You think it's funny to cause a food fight, According to Educational Decree Number two-hundred-and-eight, students that causes food fights shall be severely punished. Tell me, Severus, what crime did this student do?" Umbridge yelled at the first-year. "Flooded the Potions classroom with potions. Of course, a love potion and the Draught of the Living Dead don't mix. As well as bewitching a hoover to chase Filtch. If I was his head of house, I would have him expelled." The first-year on the ground pulled out his wand and pointed it at Umbridge and a beam of light hit the radio. "What is this muggle music?" she complained as the announcer said "We've got "Tik Tok" on next, so stay tuned for that. First we are discussing why does people go to Stonehenge?" Snape sneered, "You will have detention, Thompson, tomorrow night". The first-year walked to the Gryffindor Common Room. "I don't like her." he uttered to Florence and Tai Sing. "I have a theory that the Ministry is throwing Death Eaters at us, luckily I can do a patronus on them." Tai Sing explained as he conjured a patronus. "A dragon!" Harry cried out, as the three first-years whispered to each other about how to get their own back on Umbridge. "We'll do it tomorrow, when Umbridge is at breakfast. Keanu, can you think of a spell to destroy the Ministry of Magic's connection to Umbridge, so that she can stop calling Harry Potter a liar."
The next day, Tai Sing went down to breakfast when a loud bang was heard, then a shout of "You've blown up two computers, three televisions, ten space sattelites, fourteen microwaves and a million phones. Get back here Thompson" Filtch roared as Keanu ran down the corridor. As soon as Filtch came up to him he hissed "You got a week's detention for crashing Muggle communications." Tai Sing muttered "First years two, Umbridge nil. She won't last long" A week later, Umbridge got carried away by Grawp. On hearing the news, the first-years had a party to celebrate the "Wicked Witch" being sacked.