Hello everybody. Before anything else I wanted to apologize for the wait, for those of you who actually put an alert out for my story. My hard drive crashed and I lost the first chapter. But I'm redoing it, and this time it should be better. Thanks for the wake up call salem-red.

Oh, and I decided that instead of making the chapter name what the list item is, I'm making you wait until you read it. These things are so much funnier if you're surprised them. So, with my infinite skills, I will name them things that hint at what's going to happen. And I'll post it at the bottom just in case you're clueless.

Disclaimer: Not only do I not own the Harry Potter realm, I don't even own the list I'm making a parody of. I got it off fun list section. Don't hate me. And if you're the author of the list, feel free to contact me.

Chapter 1: Ask Him About His Forehead

The final battle was well underway by the time Harry reached his archenemy. Voldemort had been hiding behind his Death Eaters for hours and Harry was anxious to get this battle over with. After all, it was the final battle. People had been calling it that for whole minutes. It was time.

Voldemort was standing on a pedestal surrounded by Death Munchers, which made Harry wonder why he was on the pedestal, seeing as he had quite a clear shot from where he was standing.

"Hey! Tom! Look down here. I've got a present for you" Harry called out when he had infiltrated the Death Munchers (which Voldemort didn't even notice was happening. Silly Tom!)

"What did you just call me, boy?" The Dark Lord of all Evilnessness and Fear with a hint of Paprika yelled at The-Boy-With-Too-Many-Dashes-In-His-NameCool, turning a darker shade of grey. He really hated being called Tom.

"Why, I called you by your name, Tommy-Boy. What, you can't be afraid of your own name, or anyone else's for that matter, that's just silly."

"I'm going to kill you" Evil Tom yelled as he floated down from his pedestal.

"Ok, go ahead and try…" Harry was kind of confused, he didn't think Voldemort wanted to kill him, he didn't understand. No one had really told him anything except he had to fight this guy with no face. Man, he wished he had come a little more prepared for this.

They began to fight, and the whole battle around them stopped to watch, although it would have been a good time for the forces of Light to take advantage of the forces of Dark and kick their skinny butts while they were watching their leader try to kick a little kids butt, and fail. Voldemort was trying to take a psychological approach to weaken the boy before he killed him.

"I'm better than you in every way, boy!" he screamed. "I am the greatest wizard of all time, and you, you are nothing."

"Hey!" retorted Harry. "If you're so much better than me at everything, why don't you have such a cool scar? Huh? Explain that one."

"Why you little…&)&$#$$)($…" screamed the Evil One. "Crucio!"

Harry ducked.

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There you have it folks, the end. Okay, just in case you didn't guess, the item on the list was "Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'" That was a little bit random, I'd like to know how you think I did, because I'm not sure that brand of humor will amuse anyone other than myself.

Thanks guys, and please, if you are reading this after other chapters have been posted, it's really nice to leave a review at the end of each chapter instead of just the current one. So if you would, please, review all of the chapters. Thanks guys!