Inspired by a glorious fanart the awesome kiren at tumblr had made.

A Dress of Love

Tonfa

Tsuna was peacefully ignoring the lesson his Math teacher was giving out, totally content in staring aimlessly forward.

Everything was quiet, and everyone was the same.

Gokudera looked like he didn't give a single fuck as he wrote something on his cellphone, probably reading something at UrbanLegends, pointing excitedly to Shitopi every time he found something worthy of their interest.

Yamamoto was happily dozed off, mumbling something about baseball.

Enma was at the school nurse for falling down the stairs for the millionth time this day and was currently being excoriated in order to get his demons of doom out of him, or so the nurse said.

Kyoko and Chrome exchanged notes, smiling happily every once in a while. He kind of wondered what were they talking about.

So yeah, everything was the same.

That is, until the door was suddenly slammed opened and their teacher vanished without a trace.

"I'm your new math teacher, Reborna," a very familiar voice said, and Tsuna was kind of hoping that he wasn't right for once in his life.

Glancing carefully at the voice's source, he saw that yes, it was Reborn, in his adult form and… wearing a dress?

What…?

"The things you're learning so far won't do," Reborn noted, looking distastefully at the math teacher's text book. "We have to step things up."

It was then that the door was suddenly opened, again, revealing a murderous looking Hibari. "I've been told that an intruder broke into the school today, prepare to be bitten to death."

Reborn looked at him with one bored look before he continued on trashing their hopes and dreams.

Hibari, utterly pissed that he was being ignored, dashed forwards to attack, only to be blocked by Reborn, using only chalk. "Be quiet, I'm trying to teach here."

Soon enough, Hibari attacked again, his anger raising to legendary levels as Reborn blocked every strike, still continuing on his bullying fest, Tsuna thought that he heard the sound of crying coming from behind him.

"You're interesting," Hibari finally said, giving up on winning over Reborn. Tsuna tried his hardest not to think of how intensely Hibari was staring at his tutor, really tried.

"So I've been told," Reborn only replied before he asked, "Dame-Tsuna, what is the answer to question #3?"

This isn't even something we took before! "Uh, eight?"

"Pathetic." Reborn sighed.

"I know the answer," Hibari said suddenly, shocking the living and the dead with his total show of eagerness.

"Really now? What is it?"

"You," Hibari answered simply.

Reborn looked rather unimpressed and beat Hibari up to showcase that.

And Tsuna tried, oh God he tried, to not think about the fact that Hibari was kind of, in a very retarded way, hitting on his tutor.

Tsuna was heading towards the bathroom when a tonfa stabbed the wall in front of him, causing him to immediately stop in his tracks.

Behind him was Hibari, who looked kinda… awkward. "That teacher in class today, do you know her number?"

He was feeling brain-dead all of a sudden. "No… why?"

"She's a carnivorous lady, and I'm very interested in biting her to death." No, it wasn't actual lust that he saw in Hibari's eyes, it wasn't! Totally in denial, brain bleach is very welcomed!

You know what? He'll burn that dress Reborn wears, he'll burn it to hell just so another absurd love at first sight accident wouldn't happen.

Longchamp was already enough for fuck's sake!