Harry flops down on his bed, and groans.
"Kill me...K-I-LL MEEEEE. RON!"
"What happened buddy?"
Harry raises his head from bed and groans dramatically again.
"Kill me!"
"No"
He throws his hands up on frustration.
"Why the bloody not? You are supposed to help me! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A MY FRIEND! MY BEST FRIEND AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME! ***#&*** **!"
Ron sighs. This was one of Harry's dumb rants.
"Just get to the point harry. Don't act like you're on a manly period."
"MANLY PERIOD!? I'M NOT ON MY- wait...oh...I see."
Ron simply nods his head and sits on the bed.
"So...What happened?"
"Ihavetomakemalfoyfallinlovewithme," Harry mumbles.
"I'm sorry what?"
"I have to make...Malfoy fall in...love with me."
"Extremely sorry, but could you repeat that again?"
"Ron! I know you heard me!"
"Ok ok...but WHY?"
Harry pouts, and furrows his eyebrows.
"Cuz Dumbledore asked me..."
Ron looked a little confused. Harry was going to this just because Dumbledore asked him to?
"You do realize that you don't have to do everything that dumbledore asks you to do right?"
"I have to!"
"Harry, you don't have to."
"I have to do it! Ron! You don't understand!"
Ron shuffled a little, ending up beside harry and leaned against the back of the bed.
"Ok ok...but why do you have to do it?"
"Cuz it involves Malfoy. For all you know he might be up to something. After all he's been acting a little strange. You know for the past few days he sneaks out after curfew and he drinks more water than before now!"
"Uhhh..harry?"
"He used to drink like 3 glasses during every meal, and now he only drinks 2! Only two and..and now he eats less too! I know he's up to something! And he visited promfrey just the night before! And..."
This is when Ron Weasley realizes that Harry was obsessed with Malfoy, wheather he admitted to it or not. Before both him and Hermione had thought that Harry was just being paranoid, and making random assumptions on Malfoy. Now it seemed clear that Harry was obsessed. Not like a stalker obsessed, ok maybe a little bit like stalker but not too much.
Ron wondered if Harry was even actually as upset as he acted.
"Ron! Are you listening? Did you even hear anything I said?"
"Yes yes, I heard. Malfoy is up to something..again. Now why does Dumbledore want you to make Malfoy fall for you?"
"He says he needs Malfoy on our side, so he wants me to make draco fall in love with me so I'd convince him to join DA."
"Oh"
Harry sat up. "But I don't get why?! Why me? Dumbledore could've chosen anyone! But he chose me! And I HATE Malfoy!"
Ron looks at Harry with a little pity and pats his shoulder. He pulls out a chocolate frog from the dresser near his bed and gives it to Harry.
"Here, you'll feel better when you aren't hungry."
"Oh Ron...I'm always hungry."