Sasuke hastily wiped the blood that had trailed out of his nostril, and tried to retain a dignified air. "We should discuss this in private."
"Then let's get out of here," said Hinata, grabbing his arm and dragging him off.
Sasuke glanced back at Naruto and Sakura, who stood gaping at them in their wake.
On the way to his apartment, they bumped into Neji, who was exiting a pet shop with only a bird cage. "Hinata-sama," he said, regarding her new attire. His eyes lifted to Sasuke. "Uchiha-san has clearly been a bad example on you."
Hinata glared at him. "I'll have you know, his dick is huge!"
Sasuke paled at this. As far as he knew, Hinata had never seen him unclothed…except for a moment before when she had been scrutinizing him with her byakugan…
"He's gonna give it to me as soon as we get back to his place," Hinata continued.
Looking furious, Neji dropped his bird cage, activated his byakugan, and launched himself at the Uchiha. A scuffle ensued, but Sasuke managed to take him down by stabbing him with a pointy tree branch.
"C'mon. I can't wait to have your cock," said Hinata, dragging Sasuke along.
"Hinata," said a stern voice from some yards away.
Sasuke and Hinata turned to spot Hyuuga Hiashi with his youngest daughter exiting a grocery store together.
"What are you wearing?" snapped Hiashi as he regarded Hinata. "And where are you going?" he said, at seeing she was holding Sasuke's hand. He began to shed his haori to cover her up.
"We're going back to Sasuke's place, and I don't give a fuck what you think," Hinata snapped, causing Hiashi and Hanabi's jaws to drop. Sasuke was speechless. "Speaking of which, we probably need some condoms." Hinata proceeded to drag Sasuke towards the grocery store.