Hello everybody! In light of the wonderful reviews I got from three very awesome people I am posting the next part early. Special thank you's are in order to Lalaranya, Hanakolove and Tettsui. (Special note to Tettsui, since I don't know how to reply to reviews yet, I am glad that its clear. I was rather worried that it wouldn't be.)
Anyway, on with the...You have something to say Therapist san?
I have a name you know...
I know...but no one else does...yet.
Anyway, before we are further distracted, Chrysalis does not own Naruto though she wishes...futilely, that she could. *glances at me* Done.
You're mean...
I know.
Session 1: Uchiha Itachi
Good day Mr Uchiha, please have a seat.
Where? The couch is on fire.
Well yes...sorry about that. I just finished a session with Shino. If you could use a small water jutsu? ...thanks. Now, you volunteered to attend therapy. I have to say, I was very surprised, pleasantly so, I might add. What do you hope to get out of these sessions?
How is my brother?
... Well I can't really discuss your brother's sessions with you; that would be unethical. Is there something you would like to achieve for yourself from these sessions?
Hn.
What does 'hn' mean, Exactly?
...
You just came here to spy on your brother, didn't you?
...
If you don't have anything, you personally need to work on, I suggest that you leave.
... *Stands up and then sits back down * I have... a problem.
What sort of problem, Mr Uchiha?
I have a tendency to kill people who don't give me the information I seek. *sharingan activates* I believe you can understand why this would be an issue?
Is that a threat?
Tell me what he said and it isn't.
*pulls out timer and places it on table* Tell me 20 things about yourself in 30 seconds and I will tell you everything that happened in your brother's session.
Hn. *Gets up and leaves the room.*
Hn! Thought so.