Docter horrible part 1 act 1!

Me: That's the plan rule the-

Finn:STOP SINGING YOUR SPOIL IT!

Me: Ok, but we are now making Part 1!

Finn: Yep, now we get to kill joseph here if you don't do reviews, while pulling out a 45.

Me: oh contraire! As I pull out a m4.

Finn: Oh you won this time.

Me: Owners are docter horrible people and adventure time!

Act 1!

Finn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, well you know that's coming along, people really don't pay any attention to the laugh, do you think bad horse worked on his whinny, his terrible death winny, anyway Email( Made up From me or dc horrible owners) 2sly4you wirtes, hey genious-, wow sarcasm, where is that battle you promised, I waited at Dudley park for, ok dude dude, you are not my nemesis, my nemesis is, is captain Hammer! Yes The captain hammer, also my application for the ElE is strong, Got it signed from the deputy mayor, that's gotta have some weight, Ok lets see Johnny snow,( AN You know what skipping some, to the song) ok your always say you will show her the way and show her you are a true villain, who is this her, and does she even know you-

Song begins.

Finn: Laundry day see yah their under things, tumbling, wanna say love your hair, here I go, mumbling, with my freeze way I will stop, as he walks over and tries to talk to her) the world, with my freeze way I will find the time to tell the world, How yah make, make me feel, whats the phrase, Like a fool, Kinda sick, special needs, anyways, with my freeze way I wil stop the pain, its not a death way or an ice beam that's all Johnny snow, I just want time to let you know that I'm that guy who makes thing real, the feelings you don't dare to feel, I'll bend the world to our will, and will make time stand still-lll, that's the plan rule the world, you and me and day, "love your hair"

Fionna: What?

Finn: I mean I love the air huh. Anyway with my freeze-

Jake: Hey doc.

Finn: Jake/ moist my evil Moist buddy, whats going on?

Jake: Life of crime, got your mail.

Finn: Wait I thought you were going on a double date with that girl cake and rain?

Jake: Yeah I thought I was suppose to end up with rain.

Finn: I hear yah. I saw fionna today.

Jake: you talk to her?

Finn: So close, a few weeks away from talking. Wait look, I got a letter from bad horse!

Jake: Wait bad horse, he rules the clan with an iron hoof are you sure you want to-

3 music guys come out.

M1: Bad horse.

M2 joins in then m3: Bad horse.

All musicians: He rides across the nation, the thyroid breed of sins, he got the application that you just sent in, it needs evaluation, so let the games begin, a heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice of course, bad horse bad horse bad horse, he's bad, the Evil League of evil, is watching so beware the grade you will receive will be the last we sware, so make the bad horse gleeful or he'll make you his mare, your saddled up, theres no recourse, from bad horse.

Jake: Well its not a no.

Finn: No its way better, you know that wonderfulmean, I need for the freeze way, well its being shipped today.

Jake: Armored car?

Finn: Currier van, taking candy from a baby.

Jake: You need anything dampened or made soggy?

Finn: Thanks but the league is watching. I have to do it on my own.

Fionnas song.

Fionna: Would you Lend a caring hand, to shealter those who need it, only need to sign your name, don't even need to read it, how bout you no?

Finn comes out and puts a tracking device on his phone so that he could control the car.

Fionna: Would you lend a-

Finn: AHHH ah hoii, what do you want?

Fionna: oh wait I know you.

Finn: Oh cool you know me, I mean yeah you do.

Fionna: I'm fionna, while she pulls her hand out,ahh what are you doing?

Finn: oh texting I would stop but its important.

Fionna: Could you spear a moment?

Finn:Oh sure, go.

Fionna: Ok There is a Building that they are going to demolish but if we get enough signatures-

Finn: Signatures, I'm sorry go on.

Fionna: Ok if we get enough signatures then we can devote it to the homeless so we can get them off the streets, give them 200 beds, so they could find jobs, but rocket packs and go to the moon? You really don't care about the homeless do you?

Finn: Oh yes I do. I would love to sign it.

Fionna: Ok, as she hands him the thing.

Finn: Sorry I come on strong.

Fionna: Well you signed, but he was looking away again, well I'll just see you there.

Finn: No I will, huh? A mans gotta do what a mans gotta a dude, don't plan a plan if you can't follow through( As he goes into his white cloak) , all that matters taking matters into your own hands, shown I'll control everything, your wish is my com-.

Captain lee goes onto the van.

Captain lee: Stand back everyone nothing here to see, just in to the danger in the middle of it me, yes captain lee's here hair blowing in the wind, the day needs my expertise , A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do, seems destiny ends with me saving you, the only doom's that's blooming is you loving me today, so I'll leave you this second to catch your breath( He throws fionna in the garbage). The car comes but finn stops it with his phone and captain hammer says he did.

Finn: You idiot!

Captain lee: Docter horrible I should have known you were up to this.

Finn: You almost killed her!

Captain lee: I remember it differently.

Finn: Is she alr-

Captain lee: Its curtains for you dr horrible, lacy gently wafting curtins.

Finn: Whau?