Naomi: Thank you to beka-azami for reviewing. And just before I looked at your review I had found a picture that went well with the way I wanted Naomi to look, it is on my profile if anyone wanted to see it, just picture her without the ears, even though they are uber adorable. Thanks and here's the next chappie :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto whatsoever, if I did, well…let's just say that the anime world would be in grave danger and I would be married to Shino Aburame and become Naomi Aburame :)
Team sevem were on the roof of the academy building and in front of them was their sensei, Kakashi Hatake, reading his orange covered porn book. After finishing the page he was currently on, he closed it and placed it back into his vest pocket where he always kept it. He analyzed the four newly graduated gennins and sighed. He didn't mind if he had to teach a team of three, but four? He wondered if he could survive with a bunch of brats, especially since one was an Uchiha, another was a prankster, the other a fangirl, and the last? He couldn't place her in a category yet.
"Alright, as you have been told, I am Kakashi Hatake and I will be your sensei. First things first, why don't we introduce ourselves to each other?" All he got was the silence. "Alright, I will go first to show you how it's done." he sighed, kids weren't really his thing. "My name is Kakashi Hatake, my likes and dislikes are none of your concern, as well as my hobbies and future goals. Ok, how about blondie goes first, ne?"
"All we learned was your name," spoke Naomi. "How useless that would be, especially when you go onto missions and tell the just your name."
"Not unless you are in the Bingo books," Kakashi answered.
"Then, if the enemy or anyone else gets afraid of you when you tell them your name makes them pathetic. A name is just a name, its what you do to them that counts. By the way, I'm gonna take a guess and label you as a perverted, needs to get laid, kind of guy."
"Alrighty then, blondie go now."
"First off!" Naruto started out loudly. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen, Sakura-chan, and Iruka sensei! My dislikes are people who think that I'm an idiotic, no brain, prankster who only wants attention. I also dislike bullies, those who judge others, and those who lie to get their way. My hobbies are training, eating and comparing ramen, and pranking people. My goals are to become the Hokage and be looked up to and respected by many."
Everyone stared at Naruto after he finished. His dislikes, well the first one he said, caught their attention, as well as the last part of his goal. Naruto had successfully made the whole group stare at him as if he were something that no one had ever seen before. He shifted uncomfortably and was about to tell them to stop staring at him when Naomi spoke up again.
"I support you in your goals Naruto-san, however, why keep up the idiot act if you are smarter than that? Wouldn't you rather tell those who have disrespected you off in an intelligent way?"
"Yeah, but Iruka sensei told me I had to be polite and not go off on them, no matter what. Although, when he thought I wasn't looking and was too busy eating my ramen, I would see that he would tell the person that would give me a cold look to come outside with him for a bit and beat some sense into them. But he had contradicted himself in doing that."
"Impressive. By the way, how do you compare ramen?" Naomi was genuinely curious, how do you compare ramen besides eating it and smelling its goodness?
"Oh, I compare ramen by checking the contents in them. Sometimes they give you more noodles, sometimes they don't. One time I had shrimp ramen and I found a big piece of chicken floating in it. But it tasted weird so I didn't finish it. Seafood and farm animals don't mix well."
"I agree. I once dared to eat sushi and pork together. It tasted alright at first, it was the after taste that struck me hard when I was done. Keep seafood with seafood and whatever else in its own category."
"Ahem! Alrighty then, pinkie you go next," Kakashi interrupted the two conversing pre-teens. He would need to go and see the Hokage after this to talk to him about Naruto's intellectuality.
"Don't ever call me pinkie again if you know what's good for you," Sakura said in a murderous tone. "My name is Sakura Haruno, I like reading, drawing, and hanging out with friends. I dislike those who think I am a fangirl, who pick on me because of my forehead and weird hair color, and those who are very judgemental. My hobbies are hanging out with my mom, but I can only do that when she is home. My goal is to be just like my mom and adopted sister, to find my father, and to be the best kunoichi and to protect this village. And before you go on asking, no, I do not like Sasuke-kun like that. I used to but it was just a school girl crush, I was only acting in order not to cause suspicion And no, I will not tell you who my mother is."
Kakshi made another mental not to talk with the Hokage not only about Naruto's intellectuality, but Sakura's parents and the reason for her to act like a fangirl. "Emo boy is next."
"Hn. Sasuke Uchiha, likes tomatoes and training, dislikes fangirls, clan elders, and other things. Hobbies…goals are to become the best shinobi and to get into ANBU and become a captain."
"Interesting, next is you," Kakashi turned to Naomi who was looking boredly at the passing clouds.
"Naomi, likes…too lazy to think of any, dislikes, same as likes. Hobbies are to collect rare weapons and create my own jutsus that not even the Sharingan could copy. Goal or goals, whichever, become a dependable kunoichi of my village and to become head of the interrogation and torture unit."
Kakashi mentally sweatdropped. The Hoakge must have purposefully given him one of the most odd teams that ever was. He quickly gave them the speel about how only a few teams would pass out of those that have graduated. He also told them to meet him at training ground three and make sure to not eat anything and get ready for a test tomorrow. Disappeareing in a poof of smoke he went to the Hokage's office.
With the Hokage
As the Hokage looked into his crystal ball he chuckled, the four he had assigned to Kakashi's team were unique in their own ways, though the Uchiha kid didn't show it but hinted at it instead. He knew of their real personalities and how they would only put up in act to appease those who knew them to think of them like that. He blew a puff of smoke as he sat back in his chair. All he had to do now was wait for Kakashi to poof into his office in a few minutes.