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Chapter 2: Six Days Of Plan
So here's the idea. I'm planning on getting the hell out of CalTech within six days. Yes, six days only. I've already been asked by Linda why don't I just quit myself instead of going through all the trouble like annoying the hell out of the professors and pushing all their wrong buttons. Well if I quit myself, my father is just going to threaten me to go back and he won't give me any money until I do so. And I really need the money. What if I walk into a showroom and notice a glamorous pair of shoes or a breathtakingly beautiful dress or some other accessories? I won't be able to buy them if I don't have money on me. So quitting is out of question. Therefore I need the institute to expel me. And it has to be subtle. My father cannot know I provoked the authorities to take such action. It's almost like making a murder look like an accident.
Anyway, back to my plan. Day One-
Today I've only two classes. One with Professor Finns. From what I've heard he's a very stern teacher. Old and cranky. Very few students take his class. He loathes interruptions while giving a lecture. Professor Finns always asks his students to ask questions at the very end of the lecture. So annoying him would be very easy. All I need to do is ask him questions as frequently as possible. I think he'll throw me out of his class after the first day. If not it will definitely happen on the second class. And since asking questions in a classroom isn't a huge crime, father wouldn't get to point a finger at me. Brilliant right. I've chosen all my teachers very carefully. Six subjects, six teachers and all of them are very easy to piss off.
In the classroom.
"Professor Finns, what's that sign?"
"Professor Finns, can you repeat the word you just said?"
"Professor Finns, I really didn't understand anything about this topic, could you please explain it to me again before going any further?"
By the end of the class Professor Finns was looking like he's one second away from exploding. I clapped my shoulder in my mind for a job well done. Even though Professor Finns didn't say anything to me in person but I'm sure he's going to talk to the department about it. And hopefully he'll have me dropped out of his class. One down, five to go.
Day Two- I was able to make Professor Matthews and Ms. Owens exclude me from their classes. I didn't even have to attend their classes actually. I walked in on them while they were making out in Professor Matthews' cabin. Since they were both married to different people, a little blackmail and I was out of their classes. They even promised to keep it a secret that I blackmailed them. Three down three to go.
Day Three- In Professor Kavin's class, I acted so dumb that he suggested himself that I should take his class next semester and do a prequel class first. Four down two to go.
Day Four-
Today I've classes with Professor Hale and the infamous Dr. Sheldon Cooper. The way things are happening my way, I think I'll be out of here before sixth day. Actually today could be my last day. Surely I can't stay here if I don't have any class to attend. Oh goody! The first class of the day is with Dr. Cooper. Linda has told me a lot about him but he sill seems like a mystery to me. For some reason I was looking forward to meet him even though Linda told me a lots of terrifying things about Dr. Cooper. He's positively rude, arrogant, obnoxious, narcissistic and above all an intolerable insensitive jackass. But I guess it's normal for me to be curious about meeting someone who calls himself 'Homo Novus'. Something tells me my meeting with him would be very interesting. However in the end of the day, all I need to do is make him expel me from his class.
Knock, Knock.
"May I come in?" I saw the back of a man who I assumed is Dr. Cooper. He's restlessly writing something on the white board.
"No." That was a very sharp and very ignorant NO. He didn't even turn to look at me. Okay he's rude indeed. Should I just leave? But that wouldn't get my work done. I need him to tell me to drop his class. Despite not getting permission from Dr. Cooper, I entered the classroom and walked up to his desk. He still didn't turn around and kept writing something on the board. I wasn't going to let him ignore me like that. So, I cleared my throat as loudly as possible. It did bother him because he finally stopped writing and turned his head to look at me. And boy, if looks could kill I would've died that moment.
"I'm here for your class." I stated, trying not to let Dr. Cooper toy with my confidence with his unnerving gaze upon me. He did look away however with an arrogant gesture.
"I'm not in the mood of entertaining insignificant beings today such as yourself. Please show yourself out of my classroom" stating that rudely Dr. Cooper resumed writing on the white board again. I narrowed my eyes at him. He may be a Homo Novus but I'm a very tough Homo Sapiens. Yes, I want to get the hell out of his class and never come back but he can't treat me like this and get away with it. So I did what I had to do in order to soothe my temper.
"Sure Dr. Cooper. I can see you're busy but before I leave I just wanna say 'you're welcome'..." saying that I turned around to leave while counting in my mind that he'll call me back. 1, 2, 3...
"Stop."
"YES!"
I turned around, looking very innocent "Yes?"
"I never thanked you. I've no reason to thank you. Why are you saying 'you're welcome'?" asked Dr. Cooper feeling very confused. I smirked in my mind. Got ya.
"Because you ought to feel grateful to me Dr. Cooper." I stated innocently. Dr. Cooper gave me a look as if I'm insane. I title my head a little. "Come on don't make me explain myself."
"No, you must explain." Dr. Cooper insisted. I sighed out heavily.
"Look, I'm well aware of the fact that you're a huge disappointment as a teacher but still I decided to give you a second chance. I know it was crazy of me but this must mean a lot to you-"
"Hold on a sec-" But I didn't let him speak.
"And I get it why you don't want me in your class. I mean being a disappointment is one thing but ruining another person's life and future which will happen if someone takes your class, oh the guilt. It would be absolutely unbearable for you. There, that's it. I don't want you to have such a burden on your shoulder. Dr. Cooper, you can drop me out of your class right away." Dr. Cooper opened his mouth to say something but I interrupted him again.
"Oh o please you don't have to thank me. I'm just happy that I could do you this favor. Have a good day sir."
And with that I walked out of the classroom at a fast speed before Dr. Cooper could utter a single word. I believe a person with 187 IQ is capable of realizing all the insults I threw at him. For being an extremely narcissistic person those insults should irk him to no limit. Oh the satisfaction.
I have my second and last class of the day after lunch. So I went to cafeteria. Thankfully I don't have to sit alone cause Linda was there. She waved at me. I walked up to her table with my tray. "Hey!"
"Hey how's your plan going so far?" asked Linda with interest.
"Smoothly. I only have one professor to get rid of and then I'll be out of here." I informed her with a huge grin.
"Wow, so have you met Dr. Cooper yet?" I nodded my head to that.
"You described him perfectly."
"Tell me what happened?" asked Linda excitedly. I guess every student here has something against Dr. Cooper. Why am I not surprised? I told Linda what happened earlier.
"Wait, you didn't give him a chance to talk?" I shook my head in reply. "Oh then he'll definitely come for you girl. Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a bad habit of saying the last word. And speak of the devil."
I turned around in my seat and saw Dr. Sheldon Cooper entering the cafeteria. He got his three friends with him, Dr. Leonerd Hofstadter, Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali and Mr. Howard Wolowitz. How the hell did they become friends with that alien? Dr. Hofstadter said something to Dr. Cooper that he completely ignored and marched over to the table I am sitting in. The others helplessly followed him. Dr. Cooper stood still before me. I stood up to face his wrath. I felt like chuckling seeing the look on Dr. Cooper's face.
"Hello again Dr. Cooper. Did you come here to give me any official form that says I'm not allowed in your class?" O boy I'm sure hoping for it. Dr. Cooper slightly smirked and I suddenly got a bad feeling about this situation.
"Quite contrary actually Ms. Donsai. I've learned that you've only two classes for this semester including mine. So now you won't have my class once in a week but five days in a week." Dr. Cooper smiled at me widely while I gaped at him with disbelieve. "Congratulations." And with that he walked away with his friends. I turned back to Linda. My eyes are still wide from shock. I finally looked at her sympathetic face and asked-
"What the hell just happened?"
