Chapter 2

Bass (Turtle) The Tortoise

Jane and Maura spent the day shopping. Jane was grumpy and dragging her feet the whole day. She was never a happy shopper. Her idea of shopping was to get in and out of a store as fast as she could. But of course Maura's idea of shopping was to look at everything in the store and commenting on them. Maura sensing Jane had had just about all the shopping she could handle. Maura thought she would take Jane one last place somewhere she would want to go. The store was called The Thing Store. It was a specialty store that sold sexual enhancers.

As they pulled into the parking lot of the store " Sex toys! Really, Maura? This is the store you thought I would enjoy shopping in? "

Maura smiles " Yes Jane you like have expressed your pleasure in using them. I thought you would like to pick out the next ones we use. Does that idea not appeal to you? "

Jane face was blushing just thinking about walking in the store. " What if I see someone I know? No Maura let's go home. "

" Jane don't be silly. If you see someone you know that means they are also buying items in the store. "

Jane was was trying to find a flaw in Maura's reasoning but then gave up. " Fine Maura I'll go in the store. But I get to pick what we take home. And we pay cash. "

Maura nodded yes as they got out of the car and went inside the store. Jane's eyes got big as she looked in the store . The lights were unusually bright in the store she thought to herself. As she looked at the assortment of dildos they had to pass to get into the heart of the store. Jane's face was turning a darker shade of crimson red as they passed the ever growing bigger sizes of dildos. Jane pulled her hoodie up over her head and put her sunglasses on. Maura turned to look at an item. She saw Jane standing behind her looking like the Unabomber.

Maura pulled the hood off of Jane's head " Jane you are acting childish. Take off those sunglasses and help me pick one out one of these vibrators. You know you need a new one? "

Jane took off her sunglasses. " Maura please keep your voice down. I don't want everyone knowing what kind of sex toys I do or don't need. And I don't need one of those things anyways. "

Maura shook her head in frustration over how Jane was acting. Then she noticed a table full of animal shaped dildos. She thought she could get Jane to cheer up by making fun of the different shapes. She led Jane by the hand over to the table.

Maura tried to joke with Jane. " Oh look ! Jane look a tiger shaped one. That would be good for you huh tiger? " Maura winked at Jane.

Jane laughed then picked up another one and showed Maura. " Look an elephant. " They both started giggling. " You know an elephant never forgets. I know I'd never forget using this. " They laughed harder.

Maura picked up a different one guaranteed to get a reaction from Jane. " Look Jane. "

Jane' s face fell. " That is not funny Maura. Put that down. Let's go? "

Jane started walking to leave the store. Maura grabbed her by the wrist and stopped her. And laughingly said " Jane stop I'm sorry . But it was cute it looked just like Bass. "

" C'mon Maura I thought we decided not to speak of it ever again. "

" I know I'm sorry. But it was laying right there. Come on let's go pick something out to use tonight, please? " Maura put her arms around Jane's waist and leaned up and kissed Jane.

" Okay one thing then we go home ? " Maura nodded yes. They walked back into the store. Jane led them over to the modest sized non animal shaped dildos. Jane and Maura had used a strap on once before. Jane had really liked it . But they never used it again . Because Angela had found it in the dishwasher and asked Jane and Maura who's it was. Jane said she could never use it again because her Ma had seen it. She would be too embarrassed. So they needed a new one her Ma hadn't seen.

Maura and Jane were looking at the different dildos. Jane saw one she liked and picked it up and showed Maura. It was a purple double dildo that vibrated.

Maura smiled at Jane's selection hoping she wasn't joking. " I like that one too Jane. Is that the one you want to get? " Jane shyly nodded yes. " Jane you are so cute when you get embarrassed. "

" Yeah yeah yeah let's go Maura. "

" But what about a ..?"

Jane cut her off with a kiss. " We are done. Let's go home . " Then led her to the checkout.

They had decided to spend the rest of their weekend at Maura's. Because Jane didn't want to be reminded of the " Incident " that happened between her and Bass. Jane was avoiding Bass as much as she could. She even paid some kids to carry Bass out of her apartment and into Maura's house. So that Jane would not have to touch or look at the turtle (tortoise). Plus Jo Friday was there already.

They settled in for the night having finished their Chinese take out. They cuddled up on the couch . They were watching a documentary on TV. Once the show was over Maura crawled up into the crook of Jane's neck. She kissed behind Jane's ear. Then licked her earlobe and gently sucked it into her mouth.

Jane closed her eyes " Mmm Maura that feels good. Let's go to bed ? "

Maura smiles " Bed yes sleep no. "

Holding each others hands. They got up to go to the bedroom. Jane led them to the kitchen first. They stopped at the frig. Maura wondered what Jane was getting. Jane opened the frig and grabbed a can of whipped cream and two bottles of water. Maura smiled and they went to the bedroom.

Once in the bedroom Maura slowly undresses Jane and lays her onto the bed. Maura retreats into the bathroom. She comes out naked and holding the silicone toy . Jane is shaking the can of whipped cream and smiling. Maura gets into the bed and kisses Jane .

" Maura you are so beautiful. " Jane grabbed around her waist and pulls her down on top of her. The skin on skin contact makes them both gasp and moan. . Jane puts her hands on Maura's breasts. She begins licking and sucking on them. Jane moves up and begins kissing . Pulling and sucking softly on Maura's lips one at a time into her mouth. First the bottom lip then the top lip. Maura trails her hand down Jane's body. Jane moans at the contact of Maura's hand covering and massaging her clit. Jane slips her hand down Maura body and puts her fingers in between Maura's legs into her wet silky folds . Then two fingers into her and begins stroking in and out of her .

" Mmm, Maura you feel sooo wet and good. " Jane picked up the silicone toy and slid the small end into Maura. Maura jumped at the sudden sensation. And the fact Jane had put the smaller end into her. Then Jane reached in and turned on the little vibrator on the side of the silicone shaft.

" Oh mmmh Jane that feels great but...mmm …. I thought you liked to ….oooh the vibrator was a great choice Jane...mmmmm... umm what was I saying? " Jane began spreading kisses all up , down and across Maura's breasts.

" Shh Maura I want you like this tonight. "

Jane rolled Maura on her back then grabbed the can of whipped cream. Smiling a desire filled smirk at Maura while shaking the can. Jane sprayed a healthy dollop of whipped cream on the tip of Maura's silicone cock. Jane licked her lips and then licked the length of the silicone shaft.

Maura was shocked at Jane's actions. Jane had never taken the more submissive roll in their relationship ...ever. And Maura thought it was really hot! Jane then hungrily looked in Maura's eyes . She opened her mouth wide and slowly took the silicone cock deep into her mouth and began pumping it up and down slowly in her mouth. Maura felt the cock hitting her clit every time Jane stroked down on it.

" Oh Jane that is so …... hot." All the different sensations were fast approaching and flooding Maura's senses . Maura said " Jane I'm going to...I'm comi..."

Jane held Maura's body in her arms tightly as she came . Maura kissed Jane and flipped Jane onto her back. Jane smiled at the sudden change. She could feel the vibration of the silicone cock against her waist.

" I love you Maura. "

" I love you too Jane so much. "

Maura sat upright on top of Jane and put her hands on Jane's breasts and began massaging them. Maura took the left nipple into her mouth and took the other nipple between her fingers and rolled and pinched .

Jane grabbed the whipped cream can. She sprayed an arrow down her body between her breasts . It pointed down to between her legs. Maura smiled and began licking off the whipped cream down off of Jane's body. Once reaching her destination. Maura took her fingers and spread Jane's folds and began licking her clit. Jane's body began writhing underneath Maura. Maura took her right hand and grabbed the silicone shaft. Jane lifted her hand over top of Maura's onto the shaft and began stroking it with Maura. They both felt themselves dripping wet . Maura slowly took the tip of the silicone shaft and entered Jane. Jane grabbed Maura's hips and began pushing the cock all the way into herself.

Jane and Maura both gasp at the sensation. Jane started to move Maura's hips again. But Maura stopped her and grabbed Jane by the wrists and lifted Jane's arms up over her head. Jane smiled.

Maura smirked " You wanted me on top . So I get all the control. "

Maura smiled and started moving her hips. Thrusting the vibrating toy in and out of Jane. Jane wrapped her legs around Maura's back. Maura slowing increased the speed of her thrust into Jane. As Jane's moaning got louder. And her grip on Maura's body was getting tighter.

With one last hard thrust Jane came hard scraping her nails down Maura's back. They both cried out in pleasure as they both came.

Maura rolled off top of Jane. Maura slowly pulled out the silicone shaft from inside the both of them. Maura tossed it away from the bed onto the floor. Jane crawled into the crook of Maura's neck and held Maura in her arms. Maura and Jane heard a noise. But they didn't pay much attention to it.

A little while later Jane got up to go the kitchen for a cold drink. She threw on some shorts and a t-shirt just encase her Ma was wondering around the house. As she was walking back to bed. She smiled to herself and thinking how unbelievably lucky she was to have Maura as her girlfriend. When all of a sudden she stubbed her toes on something. Jane screamed in pain and hopped on one foot. She looked down to see what she had hit with her toes.

It was Him. Bass was on the floor by their bed. A feeling of horror and anger rose in Jane. When she saw what Bass was licking on. It was the silicone toy. Not only was he licking on it . He was licking on the big end of the cock. The end that was inside Jane. He was licking off Jane's come from the shaft.

Jane screamed. " Ahhhhhhhhh that's it you are dead turtle. " Jane went to get her gun.

Maura shot up on the bed to see what happened. " Jane what happened? Are you alright? Where are you going? " Maura looked down on the floor and seen Bass still licking the toy. Maura giggled " Bass you've done it now. Jane is going to kill you. "

Maura got up and put on a oversized t-shirt that went down to her knees. She bent down over Bass and began petting his shell.

As Jane reentered the bedroom. Bass retreated inside his shell. Almost like he knew Jane was mad at him. Undeterred Jane bent down and with the butt of gun pounded on Bass's shell three times. " Get out here and face me like a man... or turtle whatever the hell you are, get out of there. "

Laughing Maura said " Jane put the gun away. Bass doesn't know what he was doing. "

Anger still flowing through her " Oh yes does, he knows exactly what he was doing. Because he was only licking the end that was inside me. Ewww , ewww , ewww it's like we just had a 3 way with a turtle Ewww! eww! he knows what I taste like Maura. I feel violated. " Jane pointed the gun at the opening where Bass's head was in.

Maura laughing grabbed the gun away from Jane. " Jane... stop being silly your scaring Bass. "

Half joking Jane said " He's scared? I'm the one that should be scared. He has already molested me in my sleep once . I'm afraid to go to sleep with that thing in the house now. "

Maura took the gun and walked into the living room to put the gun back in Jane's holster.

Jane kicked the side of Bass's shell . Pointed at it and said " We are not done yet. Don't you go anywhere."

Then Jane trailed after Maura to the living room. " Give me the gun back Maura . Just let me wing him. Just a little flesh wound so he knows not to do it again. " Jane laughed.

Maura laughing walked in the kitchen. " No Jane stop it." Maura put her arms around Jane's waist and stood on her tiptoes and kissed Jane on the lips. Maura got a big strawberry from out of the refrigerator. She walked back into the bedroom and started trying to feed it to Bass.

" You are rewarding the pervert with a strawberry? " Maura started laughing. " Did you hear that? Maura is he laughing at me? I heard a giggle from inside his shell. " Jane kicked the shell. " God I need a Silkwood shower . "

Bass stuck his head out of his shell to eat the strawberry. Jane could have sworn Bass was smirking at her. Jane went into the bedroom. She picked up the toy and went to back door. She held out the toy for Bass to see then opened the door and threw it in the backyard.

Jane smiled and laughed. " Your not licking this anymore you perv. "

Maura laughed and took Jane's hand and led her to the bedroom. As the couple entered the bedroom . Bass was making a hasty retreat out of the bedroom. Maura stepped aside to let Bass out of the room. Jane gave him one last kick on his shell on his way out.

Jane and Maura finally settled down stopped laughing and fell asleep. The next morning Jane got up feeling good. She even felt too good to be mad at Bass. As she passed him on her way to get coffee Jane smiled.

Jane bent down and petted Bass's shell " Good morning pervert . Sleep well? " Jane opened the back door to let Bass out. Bass hurriedly went outside to the backyard.

Jane started making coffee for her and Maura. Then Jane went to the window looking out into the backyard. Saw something that ruined her good mood instantly. Jane yelled " OH you've got to be fucking kidding me! Jo not you too? "

Maura came running . She stood next to Jane and saw what she was looking at and and laughed out loud.

Maura giggled and said " I always said you were irresistible Jane. This only goes to prove that neither man nor beast can resist you Jane."

Jane shook her head and laughed and put her arms around Maura. They both looked on as Jo and Bass were licking and chewing on the big end of the silicone sex toy in the backyard.