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Episode 1
Camera zooms to flashing red sign reading, "PLEASE WELCOME…AMY CAHILL!"
Azure: Hello, and welcome back to Rock My World! Please welcome our first victim, Amy Cahill. Pauses. Umm, Freddy? She's over there. Camera swings to a sleeping figure on the sofa.
Amy: Unh.
Azure: Isn't that just adorable? Sleeping there like she's at home and Dan's spilled his ant farm in her bed. Laughs. Well, I guess I'd better wake her. WAIT! I heard the bell!
Penny: Mistress Azure, ForestChild is here.
Azure: Well, let her in!
Penny: Right away, Mistress.
A sixteen year old person walks in. She's dressed stylishly, and carries herself nicely.
Forest: Thank you. Glad to be here.
Azure: O.o Never expected you to look like that. Melanie does a good job. And if you're wondering, everyone/everything that steps into this studio is 16 for as long as they're here, that way there is none of the annoying "I'm older and I'll be arrested for this! We're thousands of years apart," etc.
Amy: Where the heck am I? Sees Azure. AHH! IT'S YOU! Pulls out a pillow and starts to hit Azure.
Azure: Ow! Hey! Amy, calm down. I've had Marie heal you. You're no longer harmed.
Amy: Breathing hard. Oh. You're right. Now, I'll ask the inevitable question. Where in Madeline Cahill's name am I?
Azure: Karen, please.
Karen's Voice over the Loud Speaker: You're on ROCK MY WORLD!
Azure: Thank you. You see, you've been brought here for the entertainment of my viewers, who'll send truths and dares for you to do, and whoever else ends up here with you. I'm thinking one person per show. How does that sound? Cheering from the audience. Camera zooms to illuminate sign saying, "Applaud or die, fools!" Hey, you're not supposed to show that! Camera hastily cuts back to Azure. Thanks. That's better. Now, let the games begin. More applause. Thank you, thank you.
From: BlackRoseBloomingAtMidnight
YES! A Flamel Fan! Can't wait until it's Sophie's turn... Anyway,
Truth-
Amy, tell what song would describe your life best. Just wanted to know! I'm not going to be too evil. Today.
OHH! Another truth!
Amy- If Ian asked for forgiveness, would you accept his apology, or never truly trust him again?
Amy: So, what am I supposed to do?
Azure: Um, DUH! You answer the truth, and do the dare!
Amy: But, there was no dare. It was only two truths.
Azure: . I know that. I'm explaining the whole concept to you.
Amy: OK, fine. First off, thanks to Black Rose for not being too evil. And, hmm…I'd say 'My Life Would Suck Without You,' by Kelly Clarkson.
Azure: I think I know why.
Amy: Mm-hm.
Azure: 'Guess this means you're sorry. You're standin' at my door. Guess this you take back all you said before. Like how much you wanted anyone but me.' Sounding familiar? 'Baby I was stupid for telling you goodbye.' Face it Amy. You're completely, totally, and hopelessly in love with Ian Kabra. Amy's face turns bright red.
Amy: Not true!
Azure: Is too. We read your story.
Amy: Confused. I have a story?
Azure: Wait…Doesn't it disrupt the space-time continuum or something if I reveal the secret to her? Pauses. Well, just to be safe...Do your dare! Err, second truth.
Amy: Ummm...mmm...mmm...
Azure: Get on with it already!
Forest: Yes, please do.
Amy: Ummm...
Azure: Whistles. Wilhelmina, taser. Attractive young lady steps on stage, holding a taser. Thank you, Wilhelmina. Brandishes taser threateningly. ANSWER!
Amy: I think I'd accept the apology, but make him win my trust back.
Azure: Thank you. Glad that's over with. Willie! Wilhelmina comes back on and takes taser. Thank you again, darling.
Amy: Why are you so nice to her?
Azure: She's like a younger sister. She's so sweet, and she doesn't mind working here as long as I'm nice and she gets paid well. She's the only staff member that can leave without me firing them.
Amy: Ahh, I see. You love her like a sister.
Azure: Beet red. Kind of...Anywho, second dare!
From: HestiaCahill39 (Please stop changing your name. It's getting confusing.)
Amy, kiss Ian for 10 min long in a cave (yup just like in the sword thief)
Azure: People, I want evil dares! She'll enjoy this...probably. Oh, well, I'll have fun catching him... Wilhelmina scurries onstage, whispering. Wait. Did you say Karina already sent our hunter out to get him? Wilhelmina nods vigorously. Willie, dear, you can speak onstage, you know. Just please do me the courtesy of using the stage name or calling me mistress. I don't want my readers stalking me.
Wilhelmina: Voice sweet, high, and beauteous... Thank you, Azure.
Azure: Don't mention it. Seriously...Anyway...Amy, be prepared. Freddy, follow me. Willie, please gather our friend from the hunter and meet us on floor ten –
Wilhelmina: Eleven.
Azure: Forcing a bright and cheery but clearly fake smile. Eleven, the cave floor. Bring the remote, too.
Wilhelmina: Got it, Azure.
Azure: Thank you. We'll be back after this commercial break...
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Located in a cave. Amy is in fetal position rocking back and forth. Wilhelmina is whispering to Amy, trying to console her. A confused and slightly dazed Ian Kabra stands off to the side.
Azure: Welcome back! whispers Our sponsors can be very demanding...Anywho...Amy, get ready. Willie, the timer.
Wilhelmina: A moment please.
Azure: Struggling to be civil. Of course. Take as long as you like, because Amy can't be traumatized during this, only after this...Ah, there we go. Willie, clock it.
Amy: Shyly I'll explain later. Forces herself to kiss him, fighting gags.
Ten agonizing yet hilarious minutes later...
They break apart, gasping. Amy returns to fetal position while Ian stares at her, astonished.
Azure: Sorry you have to see her like this...Tases Ian. Into cell phone Hunter, cave floor.
Lights black.
Lights come back.
Azure: And we're back! Next!
From: Violet911
Ooh! This is going to be a blood bath! Could I be a guest star sometime? Please reply!
Dares:
Amy - Dress and act like your brother, Dan. That means put on a ninja costume and go inside his head. And act like your grossed out that Amy (you) has a crush on Ian Kabra. Don't deny you like him. Azure (and maybe me if I get to go) will bring him there for more torture.
Truths:
Amy - How did it feel like to be Daniel? Do you think he likes you having a crush on Ian?
Azure: Finally! This could be a fun one! Melani! A relatively pretty redhead walks on stage. Melani, si prega di fornire un ninja Amy makeover Dan-stile.
Melani: Sì, signora. Questo sarà da divertirsi. Io so cosa fare!
Azure: I apologize, readers, but Melani only speaks Italian, so please bear with me. Melani leads Amy away. Hmm...This may take a while, so please enjoy a word from another one of our sponsors.
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A lone figure stands on stage. The entire stage is dark except for a circle of light surrounding the figure. As the camera zooms, you can see it is a girl disguised as a ninja. Azure and Forest are nowhere to be seen.
Azure: You may not see me, but I'm here. Amy, start now. Five minutes, minimum. So is Forest.
Forest:
Amy: Can you bring in Saladin? I'm bored here and there's nothing to do here. Just bring me my cat and some snapper for him.
Azure: Amy, quit avoiding the second part of the dare. Do it now...or else.
Amy: Hey, is my sister here? She'd better be OK...and not with the Cobra. If you put them in the same room, I will make this show a fail. She's already head-over hee-chokes-heels in-cough, splutter-love with thatsneaky little...little...erm...
Azure: OK, OK, that's enough disgusted-ness. On with the Dan!
Amy: Anyhow, anyone got a Nintendo system? I'm so bored I could play an Atari...with Millipede. Gagging noise Dang, those things are old...and slow...You know, I'd rather be in a library now than right here. A library is more interesting than this place.
Azure: As you wish. Wilhelmina, to the library floor, 17-
Wilhelmina: 19-
Azure: Glowering. 19, and she cannot touch anything.
Amy: NOOOO! Err, I mean, whatever. Not like I care...
Azure: Oh, really...not even about our entire 50 volume set of encyclopedias about everything that ever lived, died, existed, was invented or dreamed up, or happened in this universe. EVER!
Amy: Salivating Everything... Wilhelmina leads her off stage. Azure Lynx comes on stage, standing in the light.
Amy: I will take the remaining two minutes to clarify some things...
Clarification Number 1: Only do dares for characters currently on the show or coming onto the next episode. At the current rate, I have no dares for the next episode, and I received 9!
Clarification Number 2: If you don't vote on my poll, the tie will never be broken. And that would be bad. VERY BAD!
Clarification Number 3: For as long as the tie remains unbroken, I will choose who comes next on the show. Speaking of...Drum Roll Dan Cahill will join his sister! Applause.
Clarification Number 4: I will be really irregular with updates and whatnot, so please don't hound, beg, etc. etc.
Clarification Number 5: I apologize if your Truths/dares etc. aren't in this episode. If that is the case, it is because you are in violation of the first clarification.
Clarification Number 6: Submit your own ads...I'm running out of ideas.
Clarification Number 7: SUBMIT T&DS!
Clarification Number 8: By accepting the offer of being a co-host, you have agreed to let me role play you. (Forest, if you were unaware of that, I apologize...)
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Amy: Why? All that knowledge...WHY?
Azure: Yes! I finally have some leverage...Amy, if you behave, between shows you can read the encyclopedias. Deal?
Amy: YES, YES! DEAL!
Forest: Aww, she's so sweet, like a little Chihuahua that wants a bone. Anyway, next dare!
From: ASingleDream
LOL...love it so far. This'll be so funny! It's just like Alycia's, you know.
Anyway, my "T&D" as you call them...
I dare you, Amy Cahill, Descendant of Madeleine Cahill, to repeatedly tase Ian Kabra, Descendant of Luke Cahill, multiple times in the chest.
Not particularly evil, I know, but still...
Anywho, more later.
Azure: You're right when you say not particularly evil, but still, it should be fun to watch. Wilhelmina, bring out Ian, and if he isn't already, revive him with the smelling salts.
A dazed looking Ian Kabra walks in the room, helped by Wilhelmina.
Azure: Ahh, there he is. Amy, your taser. Hands Amy the taser. Remember, behave. Encyclopedias are at stake.
Amy: Sorry, Ian. She doesn't look the least bit apologetic. She starts tasing Ian ten times...twenty times...thirty times...
Azure: Umm, Amy, I think that's enough. ...Forty times...fifty...sixty...eighty...one hundred times...Ian collapses, out cold. I told you to stop. Revive him, we need him for the next dare.
From: LucianCahill39
Amy{dare} I _ dare you to sing my first kiss by ke$ha and 3OH!3 with Ian
Azure: Hmm...don't know that one...to youtube! Five minutes later. Hmm...Odd song...Start, Kabra! Actually, on second thought, I'll spare you guys. I just hate that song too much...Many apologies to LucianCahill. Or...the first few lines...Roll!
Ian: Gulps. My first kiss went a little like this
And twist
And twist
Amy: Gulps. My first kiss went a little like this
And twist
And twist
Ian: I said no more teachers
And no more books
I got a kiss under the bleachers
Hoping that nobody looks
Lips like-Coughs, splutters, gags, and chokes. Amy blushes profusedly while Ian is led offstage. Azure shakes her head.
Azure: Oh well, I was going to stop them there anyway. Such a shame...
Forest: Did you see his expression? Priceless! I got it on camera, too!
Azure: Umm, Forest...This is a show. You can just read that part over and over.
Forest: Yeah, but now I can see it.
Azure: OK…Whatever. And, now it's time to wrap things up…hope you enjoyed! See you next time on…
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