(A/N:sadly I do not own twilight.It all belongs to the wonderful stephinie meyer)
The next morning I woke up to someone kissing my neck softly.
"Hey sleepy head.Have a good nights rest."He asked with a low chuckle.
"Ugh.What did I say this time".He let out another chuckle.
"Well lets just say you were saying something about pink and purple ducks."I turned beat red.I then turned over and screamed into the pillow.He erupted with laughter.
"Hmph".I said.That just made him laugh harder.Before his laughing subsided I was already downstairs where Esme had made breakfest for me.
"Thank you Esme."I told her.
"No problem dear".She told me.I took a bite.
"Esme this is great."
"Thank you dear.And just one question."
"Ask me anything mom".She brightned as I said this.
"Well I was wondering why Edward is upstairs laughing.He dosn't even know your gone."
"Edward's making fun of my dreams about pink and purple ducks."I mumbled.Finally the laughing subsided.I was surprised with what Esme said next.
"Play with his mind a little bit dear,maybe he will learn his lesson this time.Trust me.That's how we get the guys to beg.Especially Rosalie.You see what she does to Emmet right."I only nodded and smiled.I never knew that Esme would suggest something like this.Edward came down,he had a look of humor on his face.
"Bella honey I'm sorry.I didn't mean to make you mad."He said trying to dazzle me.I just turned my back to him.He looked at Esme for help,but she just shook her head.He looked a little taken aback.Edward couldn't take it anymore he got in front of me and dropped onto his knees.
"Please Bella I didn't mean to make you mad.It was just funny.Please don't be mad."He begged.All of a sudden Alice came down with the rest of the family.She smiled at me wickedly and I got the hint.I just turned and stalked if into the frontroom,with Edward crawling on his knees begging for forgiveness.All of a sudden Emmet and Jasper burst out laughing.
"Man bro you are whipped."Jasper said in between laughs.
"Yeah Man.I agree with Jasper there."All of a sudden Esme came into the room.
"Have you learned your lesson now Edward."Mom asked.Edward just nodded.Then everyone burst out laughing even Carlisle who was now standing by his wife.
"What's so funny.?"Edward asked confused.
"Well let's just say I had help from mom with this one."Edward just looked over at Esme
"Is that why wouldn't help me".He asked clearly shocked she would do such a thing.She just nodded."I've never seen you do such a thing".Edward said.
"Oh trust me she has Edward."Carlisle said his voice filled with regret,and sadness.
"What happened Carlisle."We all asked.
"I really don't want to talk about it.But it wasn't a pretty site.That's all I can say.Esme smiled in triumph.All of us girls went over and gave Esme a high five.
"Go mom".all the girls said.Alice broke the silence that had started.
"Oh and boys as for Edward being wipped you guys are wipped to.So I wouldn't start."They all looked fightened.Even Carlisle.W.O.W. Carlisle scared of Alice.That's a change.The boys just stayed quiet.
"Now Bella what do you think the boys punishment should be"She said while staring at the boys.
"I don't know.Esme?"I asked.Carlisle then became terrified.Me and Esme answered at the same time.
"Shopping.The boys should have to go shopping with us anywhere we want to go."Esme answered.
"And they must do whatever we say."I looked at Esme and she nodded.
"Oh yeah and Carlisle,your not going to work today."Alice said with an evil smile.Carlisle just shrank back into the small group of boys.
"Edward."I asked.
"Yes".
"Don't even try to dazzle yourself out of this one,because remember,mom is coming with us."He looked horrified.After a while we dragged the boys out to roses M3 and Edward's Volvo.Edward,Alice,Esme,and I took the Volvo.Alice was the one to drive.And Rosalie,Jasper,Emmet,and Carlisle took the M3.In about 15 minutes we arrived at port angeles mall.
"Let the fun begin"I said.All the girls just cheered.