EDFOD: Yola HO-las! What it do? jk. I am back baby! Yesh, I'm aware that I need to update a bazillion other things… but this perverted thing popped into my head. That and I'm sick…very, very, DEATHLY ill. So ya. BUT, it 'tis summer vacation and I will hopefully be able to update everything else. So, without further ado, I bring you…this thing.

Disclaimer: I no own, if I did, some things wouldn't have happened in the books. That is all.

Bigger Than You: Part Duex

Harry and Ron were thoroughly exhausted after Quidditch practice, but the girls (i.e. Ginny, Hermione, Luna, Katie, Angelina, Lavender, and the Parvati Twins) had invited all of the boys to a party at the Room of Requirement. They had been really shady on what it was for, but Seamus thought it had something to do with Halloween, seeing as how it was just around the corner.

"Harry, mate, I think we're the first ones here!" Ron whined, dragging his feet across the ground.

"Oh well…and stop whining, you sound like a girl." Harry quipped. The duo then proceeded to walk back and forth in front of the tapestry of the "ballerina ogres" waiting for the door. Well… the door appeared all right, but the boys could hear loud girlish giggles inside, so they pressed their ears to the door to listen.

"Won't the boys be so surprised!" A cheerful voice squealed, it sounded suspiciously like Lavender.

"They sure as hell should be, mine still hurt!" Another voice groaned.

"Oh Angelina, stop being so negative." This voice sounded a lot like Ginny.

"I wonder what they're talking about." Ron whispered, pressing his ear closer to the door.

"Well if you'd shut your CAKE HOLE. Maybe we could hear better." Harry whispered vehemently back. ((A/N: I SO don't own that 'cake hole' thing, I got it from Supernatural. YAY DEAN!))

"Oh Hermione! How did you get yours so ROUND?" A voice, most likely Parvati, squealed.

"Those are SO fake!" Angelina stated.

"Angelina! Don't be so mean!" Katie reprimanded.

"I'm serious! She must have used a spell! Nobody's can be that big and round!"

Harry and Ron's faces looked stunned ((A/N: tee-hee. they looked like this O.o)). They both pressed their ears closer, intent on hearing more.

"They look soft…can I touch them?" Luna's dreamy voice asked. The boys were listening with rapt attention now.

"Ya, sure. Go ahead."

"I CAN'T TAKE THE IMAGES! MY BRAIN! AH!" Ron fell backward screaming, rubbing his eyes. "MY EYES! MY EYES!"

"Sh! They're going to hear…you." Harry looked up at the door to see the girls crowed there. With. Princess. Leia. Buns.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Harry then promptly face-palmed and fell backward.

EDFOD: Yesh, the second part is done. There will be NO MORE CHAPTERS! This was it. I'm pretty sure I spelt 'Leia' wrong, but oh well.

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