Waterboy is online.

Hera: is online.

Waterboy: Let's have a diss off.

Hera: Fine. I will also not fry your head off as well.

Waterboy: Go away. I was looking at something better than you.

Hera: Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case… disgusting.

Waterboy: They can't measure your intelligence. The scale doesn't go that low.

Hera: Your foot's the perfect size… for your mouth.

Waterboy: Know what I like about your face? Me neither.

Hera: You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

Waterboy: This is what I call a blind date. Now I want to be blind.

Hera: When you were born something terrible happened. You lived.

Waterboy: Why don't you blow your brains out? You've got nothing to lose.

Hera: May I have the pleasure of your absence.

Waterboy: Pardon me but you're obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Hera: if you had a second brain it would be lonely

Waterboy: Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Hera: No you don't.

Waterboy: Ha, so you admit you're ugly

Hera: Fine, you win.

Hera is offline.

Waterboy is offline.

Sorry it's so short. Please review and tell me if you like it?