(Pregnancy- week six)

Martha was avoiding the TARDIS, as it had started to smell extremely metallic, and the Doctor brought it with him, so she was also avoiding him.

Donna came around occasionally to check all was well.

"Not. An. Invalid," Martha insisted.

"You're actually my friend, if you remember, I'm not a babysitter."

"Do you have to have those?"

"Not. An. Invalid," Donna mocked. "And yes."

Martha laughed softly.

"Text him," Donna said. "He wants Aggie updates."

"Er, currently...growing?"

"He's got you some things, but he's keeping them until everything's calmed down, nose-wise. And Jack says he doesn't envy you and he wouldn't do it again. And you know, congrats. Let's just say daddy was not impressed by Jack's joke on the subject. So he annoyed Alonso, and put him down the back of Jack's neck."

"Oh."

"Yeah, exactly."

"Oh, and Jenny will be popping in. I hope she realises there's no baby yet."

"Oh, give her some credit, she was born twenty-five," Martha replied. "Sometimes I think Tish was! No, no, that's mean. Leo- definitely."

"How'd they take it?"

"Well, they're used to the whole alien thing, and y'know she looks human, so honestly, they're not that bothered. Now, if she had six eyes...that's just what they're like, they'd still love her but...'six eyes...er...'"

"Ha! Our mums would be best friends."

"Or worst enemies."

"True."

"Martha, are you reading up on it...Martha, you should do this, Martha...what's his native language? Martha... I'm a doctor, thank you- but no even that doesn't qualify me."

"Ugh, I know."

Martha's phone bleeped.

-Sending telepathic hug.

-Complete.

-Update?

She showed the phone to Donna.

"Congrats on your half-Time Lord and fully geek baby," she announced.

- Babies? Not seen one for years. Congrats. Love from The Doctor That You've Not Seen Naked (even though he is naked a lot). Oh, and Amy and Rory.

- Please call Mum, she wants to congratulate you in person, and good luck - Luke

- Congrats, babe! Come and see us, we can play date- Gwen

- Heh. There are now two of me. Hello foetus me!