Suki-chan is here at last. Hmm. It didnt take that long for me to update this time did it. Thats good. This one is very short i was too lazy to show what happens over a few days so if youre wondering the chappies are going to be like this from now on because Meiki-chan (my alter ego) and i are too lazy to right more so just bear with my total laziness. thanks luv you all now on with the ficcy.

Disclaimer: I own...i mean dont own Naruto. but i did rent Gaara-kun for the year.

"Sasuke-teme, where the hell are you with my peanut butter flavored ramen?" A very pissed Naruto yelled.

"Calm down I'm right here. Here's your damn ramen." Said a very irritated Sasuke.

"Oh thank you Sasu-chan. I love you so much." Naruto said leaning forward and planting a wet kiss on Sasuke's cheek before proceeding to devour his ramen.

"Yea yea whatever dobe." Sasuke said before walking out of the kitchen and into the living room and turning on the TV. Naruto quickly finished his ramen and hurried to the living room and sat on Sasuke's lap.

"Dammit Naruto, youre not light anymore. Get the fuck off my leg." Sasuke said trying to push Naruto off his leg.

"Are you calling me fat?" Naruto said in a shaky voice as tears began to stream down his face. Sasuke looked at him in disbelief. He could not believe that the baka was crying because Sasuke had said that he was no longer as light as he used to be.

"Oh come on Naruto get a hold of yourself. Stop your unnecessary crying you moron." Sasuke said quite harshly.

"UWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sasuke-kun thinks I'm fat and dumb and ugly! WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Naruto wailed getting up from Sasuke's leg and running to the bedroom. Sasuke sighed and got up. He turned off the TV and walked over to the calendar on the wall.

"Damn. It's only the second month. Seven more months of hell." He said before walking in to the bedroom.

"Oh, come on Naru-chan. You know I didn't mean it. I love you. Stop crying. I don't hate you, youre not fat or ugly or stupid. You just act like it sometimes. I'm sorry. Can you stop crying now" Sasuke said climbing into bed. Naruto pushed him off the bed and he fell flat on his ass.

"What the fuck was that for, dobe?" asked a very pissed Sasuke.

"You ain't sleepin' with me. You can sleep on the couch you stupid mofo." Naruto said before rolling over and falling asleep. Sasuke grabbed a pillow and a blanket and went to lay on the couch. Oh yea, this is going to be a long seven more months.

There you go.

Naruto - Hey Suki-chan. Am i going to have a girl or a boy.

Suki-chan - Hmm. I dont know Naru-chan lets ask the reviewers to vote on it.

Meiki-chan - Ok peeps you heard the lady vote on if you want the baby to be a girl or a boy and if you have any name suggestions we're all ears. :D

Naruto, Suki-chan, Meiki-chan - Review Review Review!!!!!!! Ja ne!!!!