Authors note: yay chapter 1 is here I wonder if any of you like my story if not that's ok.

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or claymore sad but true

Naruto Uzamaki was completely unequivocally out of his

mind bored. He hadn't had any good missions lately. The

best mission he had received was to escort some merchant to

a town, in the rock country, and only then did he actually hit

someone. Even if it was just a starving drunk bandit. However,

that was three months ago, since then it was just one

d-rank mission after another. He wished that Orochimaru

would attack, hell he'd take Akatsuki, but there hasn't been

a single ninja attack since they took the sound village. Naruto hadn't changed much he still looked like his fourteen year old self except, he was a few inches taller and he grew more muscles. He actually had a fan club now, it wasn't as big as Sasukes but, a fan club's a fan club. Also, he had gotten smarter since then, even though he still acted like a kid. He had the fourth highest I.Q. In the village above him was Sasuke (3) Sakura (2) and of course the head tactical advisor himself Shikamaru (1 "duh") . His power had grown since the kyubi had given it to him, kind of. Kyubi didn't know however but, Naruto was stealing the Kyubi's chakra bit by bit. He was also gaining Kyubi's vast knowledge of jutsu even though along with that he was acquiring memories of killing people and destroying things . But, of course, all that power is useless if you had nothing to do with it. So he's still waiting on old team seven's bridge for nothing.

"When the hell am I gonna get some action in this place?!"

He screamed to no one in particular. "geez you don't need to shout Dobe" sasuke said, as he decided to make an

entrance. It had been two years since his return and the council had given him a three year probation. Naruto was assigned by Tsunade to be his parol officer. Tsunade had done it to annoy him since leaving Sakura on a bench. It was especially fun since Sasuke couldn't touch him no matter how annoying he was. He still had that Uchiha outfit. The exact same one that he wore during the chunin exams, except a little bigger. Like Naruto he hadn't changed much either. The only difference was that he had developed hormones. He had caught himself staring at Sakura more than once.

"But I'm so bored I can't stand it! There haven't been any good missions in months and I'm dying to use my new techniques on someone" Complained the demon container.

"Dobe" was the sharingan user's reply, but these were his actual thoughts. "The baka is actually right I haven't had any good missions lately either."

"I mean were both sannins, aren't we? That means that we get better missions, not this crummy local weeding crap." Naruto continued. "hnn" was Sasuke's reply, but

inner Sasuke thought: "YEAH we should be getting super cool S-ranked missions. Not these babysitting d-rank missions."

"Alright, that's it! I'm going to Tsunade-obaa-chan to DEMAND a good mission and you're coming too, Sasuke" Naruto added with a tone of finality in it. When Naruto was this riled up it meant that either you did it his way or he'd on a rampage.

"Whatever" Sasuke said, in his usual bored fashion. But of course, Sasukes inner self was saying...

"CHA! were going to get an S-ranked mission ! Even if we have to tie her down and beat her with a dead possum. While I'm there we can try to make another move on Sakura." Well sasuke never really did a move. Instead, he just stared at her while she was checking on a patient. So off they went to the hokages office to DEMAND an S-ranked

mission.

Meanwhile

At the hokages office…

"You wanted to see me Hokage-sama" Sakura stated, as she entered the room. She had changed a lot, unlike the boy's, instead of her pink suit with the Haruno symbol on it she was more often seen in a lab coat with regular business attire underneath. Tsunade's training had kicked in and she took on a more voluptous fiqure as her breasts had grown and her hips came in. However, now she had every boy in the village chasing after her, including (to her absolute delight) the Sasuke Uchiha. She pretended not to notice that he was staring at her. She knew it would be torture for him to make the first move but, it was fun to watch him squirm for once.

"Sakura, I have a mission for you that will require your full power and concentration" tsunade said, in a serious tone (a rare moment for her).

"Do the Thompson's need a babysitter tonight? 'cause the kids not that hyper, if you cut off his soda supply."

"No, not that mission Sakura, this one is S-ranked and wiill require the attention of all four of the sannins"

"You mean me, Naruto,Sasuke,and Jiraiya." Sakura said, in a frightened tone. If this mission needed four sannin on the job, then that meant that either Akatsuki or Orochimaru were planning something big. They had enjoyed the pleasant peace, or at least she did, since they had taken the sound village a few months back. She had seen a few people die both by and under her hands and she didn't want a repeat of it.

FLASHBACK

"Kuso! Live dammit live!" Sakura was desperately trying to revive the fallen Anbu he had five kunais, seven shrikens, a demon wind shuriken and he had been hit with a doton attack. He had a rock spike sticking out of his stomach. Skura could feel the life draining out of him as she tried frantically to heal his wound's. It was too late and she knew it. She just didn't want to believe it. As she was trying to heal the wound a sound ninja crept behind her. "katon:hosenka no jutsu" he said and started to blow fireballs at the two. Sakura had dodged it but the Anbu was completely incinerated. She was on her knees in silence. "Ha! I got one! I got a konoha ninja and you're next, you whore." He said in a sickening tone. He sounded so evil, that taunting laughter had set her off like nothing else had. She released all her anger, her pain, and all of her sorrow on the the menace. Tearing him apart a little at a time. First his fingers, then toes, his ears and nose. But what really disturbed her about that day, wasn't what she had done, but the fact that she enjoyed it.

END FLASHBACK

"That's right sakura" she heaved a sigh and continued, "I bet that little blonde baka is going to crash through my door any minute, demanding an S-ranked

mission. He always was impatient, but maybe he has grown up" she said hopefully. But right when she finished saying this, Naruto did just that, screaming at the top of his lungs

"Tsunade Obaa-chan! I demand an S-ranked mission right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" some things never change, Tsunade thought, as she hit the blonde over the head and told him to be quiet.