'Ello 'ello! This is Riko-chan (aka Tisa-chan)! As you know, this is a collab fic with the one and only finalfantasys-child! Anyway, you'll totally see the differances in her fics and mine, so, worry not! Well, I won't keep you any longer! So, go ahead and read, laugh, cry, whatever (btw, my first drabbles aren't the best, so please excuse them! xD). Enjoy!
Strawberries
"Well whadaya know… Looks like that's the last one," a certain blonde alchemist mumbled, glancing from a plate holding a sole strawberry (which previously contained a large pile of the fruit) to the dark-haired man in front of him.
Said man smirked. "Indeed it is."
Both glanced at the single red fruit and back to each other, locking eyes menacingly.
"I want it," Ed stated, glaring at the man in front of him.
"We can't all get what we want now, can we, Fullmetal?" Roy commented, his smirk growing wider.
The teenager just growled in reply. "Let me guess. You want it too."
The Flame Alchemist nodded, smirk still present.
"Then you'll have to try and get if from me!" Ed said, quickly reaching for the strawberry. Sadly, he wasn't the one to bask in the glory of claiming the fruit. "Eh?!"
Roy smirked, holding the strawberry in his hand. "Oh? I thought you said I had to take it from you."
Ed growled, glaring at the taller man. "Bastard. Give it!"
In a poor attempt to grab the fruit from the colonel's hand, he ended up on the leather couch inside said colonel's office. Roy, who was now getting much pleasure in this, held the strawberry up to his lips. Slowly, he ran his tongue over the innocent berry. Ed's eyes grew wide at the slow, pathetic torture. Roy smirked and placed the very tip of the fruit between his teeth, biting off the smallest bit. The blonde alchemist could only sit there and watch in horror. Suddenly, to Ed's greatest dismay, the Flame took a rather large bite out of the poor red fruit. Yet, instead of chewing, he let it linger on his tongue. Making his way over to his seemingly helpless subordinate, he smirked. Leaning down, he planted a heated kiss on the boy. The piece of strawberry was pushed up to Edward's lips. Instantly, the blonde opened his mouth, allowing the strawberry (and his favorite colonel's tongue) entrance. Soon, he pushed the piece of strawberry to the side of his mouth, tongue moving to the much tastier object. The two tongues danced, causing the two men to moan quite loudly. Finally, Roy pulled away for some much needed air. Ed, who chewed the piece of strawberry and swallowed, smiled happily.
"Well?" the colonel questioned, looked at his pleased lover.
"…Strawberries taste much better when accompanied by the flavor of Mustang…" the blonde replied blissfully.
"…Then I have a good idea," Roy said, a smirk coming to his face.
"And what's that?"
"Think of it this way: You, me, alone with freshly bought strawberries, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream. You get where I'm going?" the colonel asked, a hungry look in his charcoal eyes.
Ed grinned, the image instantly coming to mind. "Yes I do, and I like it. …It makes me…quite hungry…"
"Good," the dark-haired man smirked; he offered his arm to the blonde alchemist, which Ed gratefully took. Suddenly, the sound of gunshots rang through the air. Instantly, Roy was on the floor, covering his head. Ed, who was also down on the floor, stared up at First Lieutenant Hawkeye.
"No one's going anywhere until you finish your paperwork, Sir," she mumbled, placing the gun back into place. "And please save your sex talk for after-hours."
With that, she left, leaving the two alchemists on the ground. At that moment, Ed could've sworn he heard laugher coming from the unfinished strawberry that was so carelessly tossed in a nearby garbage bin moments before…