The Youthful Adventures of Youthful Green Spandex Man (and Lotus Boy)

A/N: Heh. Time for the insanity to end. Because there's a new villain in town. Will Youthful Green Spandex Man be able to stop this new evil?

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"Ah, isn't this great, Lotus Boy?"

"You bet it is, Youthful Blue Beast Man!" Gai nodded, determined to be called Youthful Blue Beast Man at all costs. They stood proudly in the middle of Konoha Square, the main marketplace of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Lee's costume consisted of his usual green jumpsuit, whit briefs on the outside, and a giant lotus-shaped headpiece with a white mask in front. A few people snickered when they saw them, but more stood in awe of the magic dust and other magical magic stuff of Gai's MAGIC LOTUS OF YOUTH. They both grinned and waved every so often. In the past week and a half, the two spandex warriors had slowly become Konoha's number one magic superheroes. And no one ever knew their identities. Well, except for the smart people, which was a good 76 of the Konoha population. But that didn't matter. They were the unstoppable Youth Duo, able to stop old age in it's tracks and make it pee its pants and run away in utter terror and disgrace. Until one day...

"Kakashi-sensei, Kakashi-sensei! Can we please see what your face looks like? Pretty please?" Kakashi shook his head.

"No."

"Come on!!" Naruto and Sakura stood in front of Kakashi, but he side-stepped around them and kept walking. Naruto and Sakura made another wall again, but Kakashi continued to ignore them, nose still buried in Make Out International(the latest in the series). Gai pointed at Kakashi, then leapt in front of him, Lee not far behind.

"Halt, Eternal Rival Kakashi! I shall defeat you, your old face, and your grey hair with my MAGIC LOTUS OF YOUTH!" Gai shook his flower at Kakashi and sprayed him with magic dust and other magical magic stuff. He took one look at the flower, then at the magic dust and other magical magic stuff, and sneezed.

"Nice outfit, Gai. Is it Halloween already?"

"No, my friend, it is not! For I am YOUTHFUL BLUE BEAST MAN!"

"And I'm his sidekick, LOTUS BOY!" Both did their nice guy poses, and Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi all sweatdropped. Naruto, however...

"OMG!! Real superheroes!" Naruto's eyes turned starry. "Can I have your autographs?!" He asked, pulling out a paper and pen out of nowhere. Before they could sign it however, Sakura snatched the paper and ripped it up.

"Don't you see, baka?! It's just Gai and Lee in funny costumes!"

"But...but...they can fly!!"

"No, they can't." Sasuke growled, his emo-ness reaching an all-time high. "They're just ninja jumping."

"No! They are FLYING!!" Naruto floated in the air for a few moments before crashing back down. Sasuke gave him an irritated look and dropped it to continue being emo.

"You are a great believer, Naruto! One day, you shall gain the power of youth!"

"Thank you, Youthful Green Spandex Man!" Naruto's eyes went starry again and Sakura slapped her (GIANT) forehead with her palm.

"Teme." Sakura sighed.

"Kids, go away! Youthful Blue Beast Man has important business with his Eternal Rival, Kakashi!" Gai announced. Lee laughed and grabbed Sakura's waist.

"Now that I'm a super hero, will you date me?" Sakura gagged and Sasuke started growling.

"Lee! You crazy loop!"

"Let go. Of my girlfriend." Lee sighed.

"Right." Lee dropped his arm and started crying. "I'm not a loop..."

"Oh I'm sorry Lee." Sakura started sarcastically. "You're not a loop..." Lee brightened up. "You're a FRUIT loop."

"Gai, seriously, THIS is what you came up with? There is no way on Earth I would do that!" Gai drooped.

"Please? I'll owe you one..." Gai grinned convincingly. Kakashi huffed.

"Owe me five and it's a deal." Gai jumped in the air.

"Deal!"

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A/N: Wow. You can already sense the rivalry coming!