I'm not ruining the lives of these amazing voice actors. Like I said, this is only a movie idea. So don't get made when there are some false facts in here. Also, this is getting SUPER awkward to write...ENJOY!

Chapter 1: Switching with yourself

The next day was relatively a quiet one in Jack's mind. Though he still remembers what he and John had talked about clear as day.

It got him thinking. Maybe he needed to find that one person in his life. His...'other half' or whatever. Or, maybe he was just letting his thoughts get the best of him again. Either way, that one particular thought never left his mind. Once he thought that he had finally gotten rid of it, it resurfaced quicker than the time before. And it was becoming a bit ridiculous. Not that that was the first time the subject was brought up. Jack had numerous people tell him that he should try and find the love of his life. His reason would always be the same thing. "Most women today want what they call 'men' which are really just big headed, moronic pigs."

Sure there were few women in the world that weren't like that. All in all, Jack wanted to remain single and that was just fine and dandy with him.

Then again...

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

Someone pounding on the door broke Jack's train of thoughts. He stood from his seat and walked over to the door which was then flung open to revile a disheveled and depressed looking Jane. "Can I come in? I can? Good." Without so much as a simple "hello" Jane practically barged her way into Jack's home and plopped herself on the couch. "Erm, hello to you too." He said slowly as he shut the door and walked into the living room.

He stood there for a minute before taking in his other co-workers features.

Ever since they played their roles as Fix-It Felix Jr. and Sergeant Calhoun, Jack and Jane had become relatively close to one another. They become almost like best friends. Along with Sarah and John. But today, Jane seemed like the off one out of the four. And Jack was no fool when it came to these types of things. Comforting people was, like Felix, on of his specialties.

With that in mind, Jack moseyed on over to where Jane was sitting and took a seat next to her. From this angle, he was able to take her in a little better. "I'm guessing something's wrong and you needed someone to talk to." He stated. Jane buried her face in her hands and spoke. "Yeah. What are you? Psychic?" Her tone had become a bit harsh, but Jack obviously knew what kind of a day she was already having.

"Let me guess. Marriage trouble?" He asked.

He waited for a response which he got in the form of a slight nod.

He nodded himself; understanding that this was gonna be difficult for her to talk about. For the past couple of weeks, Jane's marriage had been crumbling piece by piece until they were able to finally get a divorce. So, almost like Calhoun, Jane was a mess when it came to romance and all that stuff.

Jack sighed and rubbed his friends back in a soothing motion. "Divorce finally go through?" He asked though he hated badgering her about her personal life. Jane froze for a moment before giving yet another slight nod. Jack cast his eyes downward in thought for a moment before hatching an idea that might work long enough to cheer her up. "I still have Wreck-It Ralph. If you wanna watch that. Movie always gets me up when I'm feelin' down..."

Jane looked up at him with blurry eyes before sitting up and wiping her nose. She gave him a small smile and sat back on the couch. "Fine."

Giving her a comforting, friendly smile, Jack got up and put the movie on.

"Places everyone!" Ralph called out as the Movie went to the main menu screen.

Felix raced around while tucking in his shirt and trying to smooth out his hair all at once. His mini outburst last night earned him some major love making and cuddling from his dynamite gal after they got home. When they got up, the had a short little make out session and got ready to go their separate ways. But, throughout the jumble of thoughts going through his mind, Felix was still able to find his spot and get ready for what he already had memorized down to a T.

"You ready, brother?" He asked Ralph who gave him a thumbs up and walked right over to his beginning sequence spot. "As ready as I'll ever be. And...I heard that Tammy told you last night. You know, about how we're all just part of a movie. But don't think that that changes any of us, okay? Because I know good and well that Tammy and the little crumb snatcher are gonna stick with us till the end."

Felix gave Ralph a soft smile before perking up and waiting in his usual spot which was out of sight and off screen.

A minute had passed and before he knew it, Ralph was already on top of the Niceland Apartment building. "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" He yelled out. The Nicelanders then called for Felix. "FIX IT, FELIX!"

Putting the biggest grin he could muster on his face, Felix emerged from the shadows and retrieved his golden hammer. "I CAN FIX IT!" He called in his everyday heroic tone. Ralph then went back to narrating the story line soon afterwards. And then came the Bad-Anon meeting. After that would come the infamous '30 year anniversary' party and then the cake smashing. Then Ralph would go to Tapper's and then to Hero's Duty where he'd take the medal and accidentally leave the game with a Cy-Bug.

Felix and Calhoun would meet for the 'first time' and the sergeant had to act like she hated him for intruding her game without so much as a warning.

That part was the hard one. Because, when you get married to the love of your life and make love all the time, it got hard when you had to act like total and complete strangers to one another. Just the thought that the man in front of her was indeed her beloved husband, doing so much more to and with her when they had more intimate moments, kissing and hugging her when she was stressed, agreeing with her ludicrous statements all the time. It just made it that much harder to act annoyed by the adorable little ball of sickening fluff himself.

After the initial first meeting and then teaming up in Game Central Station to go to Sugar Rush, came the best and worst moment between these two in the movie.

The Nesquik Sand.

Ah yes, after Felix explaining to Tamora what going Turbo meant came the all too familiar Nesquick Sand scene where the two would fall into the pit and Felix would have to get punched multiple times to make the Laffy Taffy vines retract far enough downwards to save them.

But today...Tamora didn't know what had come over her.

As Felix finished up his explanation, she came to an abrupt halt startling Felix. Mostly because they weren't supposed to break character.

The two were watching the movie intently.

Felix had just finished explaining to Calhoun what 'Going Turbo' meant and Jack was more or less anticipating the next scene. Jane had gotten somewhat into the scene as she leaned forward on the couch slightly much like a little kid anticipating a new toy commercial. Truth be told, Jane loved this scene. Mostly because Felix gets hit multiple times. And the look on Jack's face when it happens it priceless.

But, as they're watching the movie, Calhoun stops mid walking and looks down at Felix for a moment.

This causes Jack to be a bit startled. "What the...?" He mutters as he squints his eyes and leans forwards to get a better look at the screen. His first thought was maybe he had watched the movie way to much and it finally gave out. Either that or it was haunted.

He then takes a quick glance at Jane who looks just as confused as he is. "Is it glitching? No pun intended." He asked. Though Felix was a very crafty and handy guy, Jack wasn't that good of a repairman. Not that he was bad or anything. He just never had that much practice with that sort of thing. "I don't know, but-" He was instantly cut off when the movie kept going, but wasn't going through the scenes like it should have.

Calhoun just stared down at Felix with wide eyes. "I-I can't do this, Fix-It...not again." She said in a borderline hopeless tone. Felix's eyes went as wide as they could. Did his wife, his Tammy Jean-always prompt and ready to go-just break character on screen? While actual people were watching?

Jack and Jane jumped back slightly before looking at one another.

Felix noticed the two expressions and gave a nervous smile and chuckle. "Tammy...you have to. You're breaking CHARACTER!" He whispered incredulously through gritted teeth.

"NO! You know what? I don't care anymore, Felix!" She shouted startling the poor handyman. A very loud and very audible gasp was heard from the outside world. The two slowly turned to face the screen when two shocked faces wound up bringing Tamora back to her own little reality. "Oh no..." She muttered to herself. Just as she was about to explain to Felix what the plan was now, Jack pressed pause on the remote and, just by chance, a loud thunder clap was heard from outside and the power suddenly shut off.

When the power shut down, not only did Felix and Tamora get knocked out, due to the fact that they were inside of a device that used electricity, both Jack and Jane were knocked into oblivion as well; both becoming unconscious for the time being.

Jack finally cracked his eyes open after what felt like an eternity of sleep. He slowly sat up, groaning in pain, and scratched his head. He felt an object on his head. It was a hat. Funny...he never wears hats...

When he decides that now would be a good time to recollect his thoughts after that weird dream, Jack looked beside him expecting to see Jane. He didn't see her but he got to take a glimpse of his surroundings. "Hm...must be another one of those weird dreams..." He yawned and stood up from the ground. "Woe!" He exclaimed as his balance started to waver a little. That was strange, he seemed like he was...closer to the ground then before.

"Jane?" He suddenly heard a screech in horror come from a few feet away.

When he realized who the voice belonged to, he rushed towards the other side of a bush and nearly fainted.

"What. Did. You. Do?" Jane seethed through gritted teeth. Jack's eyes went wide in a millisecond. She wasn't wearing her normal everyday clothes that he noticed her in. She was dressed in a suit of armor which had multiple weapons on it. She looked almost the same as when she cos played Calhoun. Jack blushed before taking in the overall pink, fluffy, sweet smelling area. When Jane finally took a look at Jack she nearly doubled over in laughter. "O-OH-HO MY GOD! LOOK AT YOU! YOU-YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!"

Jack had no idea where she got that from. But he'd be darned if he didn't find out.

He rushed over to the nearest reflection spot.

Oh my.

He was short.

Very, very short.

And his overall look was...was nice. His overall look was basically a shorter him. That's all Felix really was if you thought about it. But the moment he looked back at Jane, he rushed past her and scrounged around as if he were looking for something. "What're you doing, Jack?" She asked highly amused.

Jack shook his head unbelieving. "Oh no. No, no, no, no, no." He repeated over and over to himself multiple times. Jane then started to get a little worried. "Jack...?" She said his name cautiously. Jack started to run another way but still found no way out. "NO! NO, no, no, no. This-this can't-I can't-Jane! What...how did this even happen!?" Before Jane got the chance to answer he started to pace. "Oh no! What are we gonna do? You're just as big of a star as I am. All I have to worry about is Wonder over Yonder. You have so many other shows and movies you need to worry about. And then there's our family. And friends. And-oh no! John and Sarah! What are they gonna do without us, Jane!? We're-we're stuck here! Probably forev-"

"ENOUGH!" Jane shouted.

That seemed to do the trick for Jack's obsessive and non-stop boo hoo-ing.

"Look, we're not gonna get outta here if you keep whining and crying like a little baby. So let's just calm down and try to think about this rationally. Alright?" She spoke with a semi calm, semi annoyed tone. Jack slowly nodded as he tried to catch his breath and calm himself down. "I've got this. We're gonna get out of here asap and then things'll go back to normal. Normal." He repeated that word several times in his head until they were implanted in the 'Not Gonna Happen' section of his brain.

Jane looked down at herself. "First thing's first, we need to find out how the heck we got here."

Felix felt his head pounding. He sat up and cradled his face in his hands. "Ughhh...Tammy? Hon, you okay?" He asked as he removed his hands. Felix then got a glimpse of himself in the mirror. Eyes wide and mouth agape, he gasped sharply.

"Oh my land..."

Yes there will be more to come, DOI! XD Anyway, you're welcome to review this story. If not then that's fine too. Sooo...everyone does know who the voice actors are, right? HOPEFULLY! If not then let me fill you in. Though I'm sure that we all know exactly who they are :3 and I'm only doing this because I'm crazy...in loVE WITH THIS MOVIE!

John C. Reilly: Wreck-It Ralph

Sarah Silverman: Vanellope von Schweetz

Jack McBrayer: Fix-It Felix (Calhoun) Jr.

Jane Lynch: Sgt. Tamora Jean Calhoun (Felix or Fix-It)