I don't own Naruto characters...They pwnses youses!!
(Boy with short black hair is staring right at the camera. Lots of trailers out behind the boy. It is a sunny cloudless afternoon.)
Sasuke: Will you stop staring right at the camera?
Sai: is it on yet?
Sasuke: It's been on for a whole minute already.
Sai:Wah!! Sasuke-kun, why didn't you tell me?!
Sasuke: I thought I di—! (a/n: sound familiar? Hehe, actually I just noticed…)
Sai: Hello there and welcome! It is a beautiful sunny afternoon here on Naruto: Behind the Scenes! Sasuke-kun? Did you just roll your eyes?
Sasuke: no.
Sai: Yes you did! Ah, see, you're doing it again!
Sasuke: Stay on topic will you?
Sai: Huh? Oh, right. Um…what was I saying again?
Sasuke:(sigh) Introduce yourself…
Sai: Oh, yeah, I probably should. Hello! My name is Sai and I play Sai in Naruto! You probably haven't seen me much yet, I only got to make a brief appearance in the new Naruto Shippuden series! (smile) Behind the camera is…
Sasuke: Sasuke Uchiha…who is Sasuke Uchiha…
Sai: Turn the camera around!
Sasuke: no.
Sai: Come on! Turn it around so they can see your pretty face!
Sasuke: NO.
(Sai gets bigger in the camera. There is temporary chaos and Sai's whiny voice is heard along with Sasuke's shouts of protest. Bunch of colors are seen and lots of blurs. We then see another not-Sai boy who has spiky black hair and is wearing a black t-shirt and white shorts. He does not look happy.)
Sai: Behold! Sasuke Uchiha!
Sasuke: Sai, give me the damn camera back!
Sai: Okay! Catch!
Sasuke: wha--?!
(more colors and blurs, especially blue..ooh pretty… camera focuses on Sai again.)
Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!! This is a freaking camera! Not a ball!
Sai: I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke: It's hard to believe you're actually older than me…
Sai: Did you know me and Sasuke-kun and Itachi-san are related?
Sasuke: that is completely off topic.
Sai: Yeah, we are! Cousins!
(sigh…blurs again…we see Sai with an arm draped over Sasuke.)
Sai: Can't you see the resemblance?
Sasuke: I don't look anything like you.
Sai: Psh, oh look at you! You're so modest, you won't even admit you're related to the great and famous Sai! (Slaps Sasuke on the back. Sasuke falls on the ground) Sasuke Uchiha, you flatter me!! (squeal)
Sasuke: Yeah, Sai who doesn't even have a last name… Give me the camera! You're forgetting what we're here for.
Sai: What? Oh, right. For behind the scenes, we're here in the trailer park on this splendidly magnificent, superbly hot and sunny afternoon! The actors and actresses get their own trailer! See, lookie, there's mine!!! And right next to it is Sasuke's! Show them Sasuke-kun!! (reaches forward and turns camera in direction of two trailers that look exactly the same as the others, only one of them seems to look somewhat more… er, different…) Anyway, c'mon, let's go! (reaches forward again)
Sasuke: H-hey?! Stop dragging me, where are we going?!
(Sai is pulling an invisible hand that belongs to Sasuke who is still behind the camera. They stop in front of one trailer.)
Sai: We're heeeerre!"
Sasuke: Wait, this is…isn't this--?!
Sai: Yep! It's Naruto-kun's place!! (knocks loudly on door) Naruto-kuuun!!!
(yelling is heard behind the door. Then there is a thumping sound, like footsteps. The door opens and reveals a surprised Naruto wearing an orange t-shirt and white shorts.)
Naruto: Eh? Sai? What are you doing here?
Sai: …
Naruto: Sai?
Sai: You're wearing the same shorts as Sasuke-kun!! (points in direction of camera)
Naruto: Hm? Oh. (Glares) Hey bastard.
Sasuke: Shut up, I don't want to deal with you.
Naruto: ooh, someone's cranky.
Sai: Don't mind Sasuke-kun! He's just a little grouchy cuz it's all nice and sunny and hot!
Sasuke: Yeah, just the way I hate it… (1)
Naruto: Well, you know what bastard, I like it this way. (Turns to Sai) So what are you guys doing here anyway?
Sai: Behind the scenes!!
Naruto: (grins) Really, oh cool! Me and Sakura did that too the other day. Um …so why are you here?...
Voice 1: Naruto, who is it? Tell them to come in! What kind of host are you, letting your guests stand out in the hot sun anyway?
Naruto: Hai, hai, Sakura-chan… (grumbles) Who does she think she is, bossing me around in my own trailer! Sheesh! Well, come on in Sai… bastard…
(Naruto turns around and goes back into the trailer)
Sai: Come on Sasuke!
(Sai goes in. A sigh is heard and camera shakes and goes through the door. Inside the trailer is a bunch of books, paper, and ramen cups, all on the floor. Sakura is wearing a pink tank top and light green shorts. She is sitting at a table in front of a laptop.)
Sakura: Oh, it's you guys? Hi Sasuke-kun! Sai!
Sai: Hey, what's up?
Sakura: I'm on this website called "fanfiction . net"
Sai: Ah, yes, I've been on there before!
Naruto: Really? What's it about? Sakura was just starting to tell me when you guys started banging on my door.
Sai: It's a site where people write fanfiction! Fanfiction are stories about something written by the fans!
Naruto: ? oh…kay..
Sakura: Yeah, I'm looking up some Naruto fanfics right now.
Naruto: Oh, cool! There's stuff about me?
Sakura: There's stuff about all of us. See, come look!
Naruto: Pairings?
Sai: Yeah, y'know, pairings? As in like…me and Sakura? (Smirks)
Sakura:(Smacks Sai) Never in a million years.
Sai: Ow… how about in a million and one?
Sakura:(glare) …
Sai: Just kidding!! Or… (grin) you and me, Naruto-kun.
(choking/gagging sound behind the camera)
Naruto:(blush) W-what the hell? Are you serious?
Sakura: Hee, yeah, right there, see? (points at laptop screen)
Naruto:Gah!! No way!
Sai: Yep, better believe it, Naruto-kun! You know, there's also…Neji, Gaara, me, even Itachi that you're paired with!
Naruto: ohmygod… (looks about to faint)
Sakura: Oh, Naruto! Here's my favorite fanfic! Come read it! (gets up from the table and looks at camera) you too, Sasuke!
Sai: Oh yes, Sasuke, you should come read this one! (Smiles) I'll hold the camera!
(camera is a little shaky and Sasuke is seen walking uncertainly to the laptop next to Naruto. Both boys look at the screen for a few minutes when suddenly a blush slowly covers their face.)
Naruto: W-what the hell is this?!
Sasuke: …
Naruto: "fanfic?" This is fan porn! What's worse—it's me and the bastard!
(Sasuke turns around with a face the color of Sakura's ninja outfit onset, and coughs.)
Sasuke: What kind of sick joke is this?
Naruto: Yeah, really! I'm outta here! (Stomps out of trailer)
Sasuke: Stupid idiot just kicked himself out of his own trailer… (leaves trailer as well.)
Sai and Sakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!'
Sai:Oh ehm gee, that was so priceless!!
Sakura: I agree, hee hee. (walks back to the laptop) hey, they hadn't even finished reading it yet!
(camera walks closer to the laptop.)
Sai: …
(they both burst out laughing again.)
Sakura: Oops! I accidentally showed them the lemon chapter! (giggle)
Sai: Ha, no wonder!! Oh my god, this is so great, I'm glad I got that on tape. Well, this is Naruto: Behind the Scenes! Have a great day!
Sakura: Bye!! (waves at camera)
(screen goes black)
(1) Hehe, I said that one day. It was so sunny and warm but now, a few days later, it's snowing and we just had this awesome…somewhat storm thing. It was cool. The power was out for hours.
yay done!! I did say I was gonna do Kiba and Hinata next, but… I just wanted to do this one!! Hehe. I will try to do Kiba and Hinata next chapter! Hope it was funny! I love to imagine how Sasuke and Naruto would react if they saw a SasuNaru fanfic or comic. Lmao.