Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda only my character who hasn't appeared yet, the beautiful Chieko

Chieko: Oh you flatter me.

Holly: (Sweatdrop)...anyway on to the story!


Zelda Idle

Chapter 2

Link Sings

"So Link...know what your going to sing?" Zelda asked.

"Of course I do!" Link said.

"Then what?" Malon asked.

"These Boots Are Made For Walking." He said proudly.

Everyone sweatdropped. "Um...ok..." Zelda said.

The music started and Link started to sing.

Are you ready boots?
Start walking
Yee-haw
Let's go

You keep saying you've got something for me (uh)
Well officer I don't mind to say you do
Now you're looking right where I thought you'd be looking
Legs come handy when laws in front of you

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You believe you've stopped me for a reason (uh)
I'm pretending my bending just for fun
You keep playing where I got you playing (yeah)
These double - D initials work to run

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

I'm the girl with the good ol' boys that don't mean you no harm
Just have my way with hazzard county charm
Ain't no crime in having a little fun

Swerve my stride
bat my sexy eyes
Where my boots at (haha)
Strut yourself come on

Hey ya'll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sueee
Can I get a yeehaw

You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thinking
Another two buttons down till you're kissing the ground
I'm a gonna send you back home till ya cryin'
But Uncle Jessie, he sure is gonna be proud

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

Come on boots (woooh)
Start walking
Come on ladies

Hey ya'll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sueee
Can I get a yee ha

Come on Willie (ohh yeah, owww)
(sueeeeeeee)
Yeee ha
yeehaw)
(Willie Nelson everybody (uh)
Come on boots
Let's go home now

"So what did you guys think?" Link asked.

"One question." Saria said. "Why the heck did you sing the one by Jessica Simpson!?"

Link shrugged. "I felt like it." He said.

Everyone sighed.


A/N: Well sorry but the only one I know and could really find was the Jessica Simpson version...i'm sure it made itfunny though :D anyway I need more reviews. Oh yeah have any suggestions for Zelda? I know a lot of songs i could use but it would behelpful if I hadsome suggestions. Also i'mleaving for New York and probably won't be back to update till either Thursday or Friday so please be patient!

Chieko: Link sings beautifully even when he sings a song a girl sang! (daydreaming)

Holly: Uh...right...