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Chapter Two:
As the Mechs landed into the open way of the Kiss of Death, Naruto sighed happily. She was glad that some of the problems were solved, glad that Temari could now take care of things, and not her or Gaara. As the Kitsune and Sand Demon reached their 'spiecal' places, Naruto took the time to now shut down everything. With everything shut down, Naruto opened the Mech's door. Before she gotten out, she let out a large yawn, tanish arms shooting into the air: stretching. With her body feeling better, Naruto finally exited her Mech.
She turned her head to see the ever-so silent Gaara, getting out of her Mech. Naruto smiled as Gaara gave her a small nod. Naruto giggled childishly as she skipped over to Gaara, the metal floor ringing slightly. Gaara glanced lazily at Naruto and sighed as she pointed toward a dark corner; secretly telling her that her sister, Temari, was there with all of her 'Kittens'.
The Mech Chamber was dark, making it where the other Mechs pilot's could see very well. However, they - all four of them - gotten out of their Mechs and waited for further intrusions.
"God damnit! This is shit, and you all fucking know it!" yelled a voice, after stumbling over something. There was a sigh.
"Kiba, try not to kill yourself, alright?" a voice, calm and collected said. He almost seemed bored.
"Yeah, dope. Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"Fuck. If that was the case I'd be fucking Sai all the damn time, teme." the first to talk, Kiba, laughed. There was a loud slapping sound and a whine.
"That's what you get, you fuck head."
"Now, now Sasuke. Be nice. He does speak the truth."
"Shut the hell up Sai. No one asked you." Sasuke growled, clearly annoyed. Sai sighed and shook his head in the darkness.
However, their chat was cut short as a cute-sounding giggle cut through the darkness.
"Alright. Come on out."
The lights suddenly flickered on, showing four men - Kakashi, Sasuke, Sai, and Kiba - and over thirty women with guns in their hands. However...no one spoke.
A woman, a pink haired one with lovely green eyes, blerted something out, something that everyone in the room was thinking.
"What the hell are they?"
Everything happens for a reason
Thus, Fate is formed.
"Captain?" a small voice called into a small room. The Hokage looked up from his paperwork and nodded to the Uchiha General to come in. He watched as the Uchiha made hesitant strides to him. As the General sat down, he spoke in a sorrow filled tone, full of stress and worry.
"The four Mechs you sent out..."
"Yes?"
"Their...gone..."
Fate: the believing of a higher power; something in which
Weak people trust in as unwanted events come into place.
Kakashi, Sasuke, Sai, and Kiba could only stare at the beings around them; their gaze unblinking. The beings were beautiful; wearing short shorts that should of been illegal to wear, hair so long some would have to tie it back, eyes so soft yet so sharp, bodies that had the perfect curves, and...odd round things on their chests. However, their gazes shifted to a beautiful blond person coming toward them. Her blue eyes locking with each and every one of them: full of amazement.
As she approached them; she smiled. It was a smile of an angel's. Perfect white teeth showed as her rosy lips held onto the little moisture given. However, as the men were checking her out; she was doing the same with them.
She, Naruto, found it amusing in how they dressed: all in a perfect uniform which was a simple black suit with a yellow slash on their right shoulder, showing their rank. They also had on odd looking shoes, ones that sparkled in the light. They almost looked the same, save for their hair color and eye color.
Two of them had lovely dark pools for eyes, showing little color. However, one had hair that framed his face, his bangs that is, and stood up in spikes in the back. The other had hair that was slightly shorter then the others. One held a smirk, the other a small and fake smile.
She turned to see one who had lovely, soft looking brown hair. He had tattoos that looked like fangs, red ones at that. His light brown eyes held confusion and slight anger. Probably from all of the guns pointed at him. His skin was darker then the two pale boys who stood next to him.
The last being, was a person with hair so silver it amazed her that hair could be that color without being so old. His only eye, since half of his face was covered in dark blue silk, was bright and full of color. He tilted his head at her as she came closer.
Without thinking, she rubbed his chest.
The being's eye went wide as he felt the soft hands of the person who stood before him. Her hands rubbed around circles, rubbing his chest. She tilted her head as her hands reached lower, rubbing his tight stomach. Letting a shiver of slight pleasure run through his body, he watched her go even lower. However, before she could make her way toward...that part of his body, a soft voice called her.
"Naruto...you might not want to do that." a red head said. The men looked at her with amazement, her eyes were so lovely and deep with emotion. Jealously. Anger. Confusion. The person called Naruto giggled softly, as she shook her head.
"Awe, Gaara! You should come over and feel them. They don't have boobs!"
"Really? Who would of thought!" yelled a cocky voice. The beings watched as Naruto glared at the other.
"Shut the hell up, Temari!" she yelled, putting her hands on her hips and sticking out her tongue as she walked closer to another friend of hers. The female, who was seemingly Temari, had on a tight tan belly shirt that showed off her perfect skin and jeweled belly button. She wore a pair of black slacks that were far to baggy on her, almost making her wear the skull-buckle belt she wore. Her hair was tied back in four bunches of straw-like hair. She held onto her gun, aiming at the strange men.
"Whatever, brat. Just 'cause your the Captain, don't mean shit to me." Temari smirked, "but what means something...is what am I gonna do to these lovely...things here?" she said as she walked closer to Naruto, waving her machine gun in the air. Naruto laughed when Temari fired at their feet, making them jump back.
"Now, now, Temari. Be nice." Naruto giggled as she turned to a girl with green eyes and pink hair.
"Sakura-san, can ya get Ino and Shikamaru down here? I wanna ask them something." as the beautiful girl nodded and hurried off, Naruto turned her attention to the strange beings once more.
"Who are ya? I mean...I know one of you is 'Sasuke', 'Sai', and 'Kiba'. But...if so...then who is the last one?" Naruto asked, her head tilted. "And why do you not have boobs?" Naruto watched as the beings shifted slightly before the one with silver hair spoke in a smooth voice.
"Well, I'm Kakashi. The one you didn't have the name of. The brown haired one is Kiba. Sasuke is the one with the spiky hair, and the last is Sai. And for the, um, problem with...erm...boobs...I don't know..." Kakashi said, slightly nervous and feeling out of place for the first time in his life. Naruto nodded and walked closer to him, placing her hands, once more, on his tight stomach.
"You have a tight stomach. It feels nice." Naruto said, with a wink. If Kakashi wasn't any other man, he would of blushed. But he only hide behind his smiling face. But, he gasped when Naruto bent down and poked the spot that he didn't want her to touch. His 'manhood'.
Kakashi could hear Sasuke, Sai, and Kiba chuckle at his bad luck. However, the red head from before went to Sasuke and tilted her head, jade eyes cutting through his very soul. For once, Sasuke felt himself flinch. Gaara placed her hand on his pale cheek, eyes draining of all emotion.
Naruto giggled and poked Kakashi, making him groan softly. She titled her head slightly and grinned, one in which showed playfulness.
"Oh my...how troublesome...Naruto, Gaara, don't touch them!" a voice yelled from across the room. The women with the machine guns stepped aside as the lazy genius made her way toward them, along with a blond. Naruto and Gaara's head snapped toward Shikamaru and Ino, nodding. Naruto stood up, walking toward her friend, secretly saving Kakashi from the most embarrassing moment of his life.
Naruto couldn't help a small smile forming when Ino bent down and captured the lips of the blushing girl next to her. Ino's arms were swung over her shoulder, making everyone know that they were together. Once Ino finished kissing her soon-to-be-wife, she glanced at Naruto.
"Tell me, who are the hotties?" Ino asked, with a smirk. She took great pleasure when Sakura pushed her slightly and huffed, looking away from her. Naruto could only chuckle and point to them, in order.
"Kakashi, Kiba, Sasuke, Sai." she said. Ino nodded and turned to whisper something to Shikamaru, who nodded.
"Naruto...um...we need to talk to you about something...erm...important." Shikamaru stated, glancing at Gaara also. Naruto nodded. Shikamaru turned to see Temari smirking. She knew what she was gonna tell her.
"Temari...put these troublesome...men...into the Prison 53, alright?" Shikamaru requested, sounding slightly bored. Temari nodded and waved at the thirty some women behind her.
"You heard the lazy bitch, get a move on!" she barked the order. Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Ino, and Sakura all left without looking back at the beings, who were staring at them the whole time.
As the five women walked down the long and white hallways of Kiss of Death, they said nothing. They enjoyed what little silence they had; minus the small sounds of Sakura's giggles when Ino grabbed her or kissed her randomly. As they reached Kiss of Death's main point, the view point in which the women could see almost everything, Shikamaru decide to break the silence.
"This is far to troublesome, Naruto. We need to get rid of them." she said in a soft manner, rubbing her forehead slightly.
Naruto's head snapped toward Shikamaru, usually calm and playful blue eyes blazed with passion. "What the hell do you mean, Shikamaru? I wanna keep them!"
Shikamaru sighed once more, shaking her head, "No, Naruto. Stop being so damn troublesome...I mean, why keep something that could get us killed in the long run?"
"What do ya mean, Shika?" Ino asked, holding Sakura from the back. Sakura nodded, also wondering what was going on. Shikamaru sighed loudly. How she just wished her vacation could start early.
"To troublesome to explain...but I guess I have to," Shikamaru yawned slightly, "as you could tell, these...men aren't like us."
"Yeah. They have no boobs...and they have...something between their legs. Kinda odd," Naruto said, rubbing her chin. Shikamaru sighed.
"Other then that, Naruto. I mean...these men aren't like us." Shikamaru groaned as she looked at the so very confused face of her Captain. Much to Shikamaru's delight, Gaara finally made herself known and started to explain to their idiot of a Captain.
"Naruto...please listen," Gaara said in a voice which was so very soft, "Shikamaru means that these men don't think the same way as us, nor do they dress, or even act like us. She doesn't mean that we have different body parts, but the personalities. You saw how their Mechs look different from ours; theirs are Dogs that looked the same. Unlike ours which everyone has a different one. Meaning their technology is very complex yet so very boring. Now do you understand?"
Everyone sighed when they saw Naruto laugh and rub the back of her head slightly.
"Um...care to repeat that?"
However; few actually believe in 'Fate' as if could be...
Slightly undependable.
And useless.
Kakashi let out a sigh as he leaned up against the gray wall of the small prison cell. Sasuke, Sai, and Kiba were with him, doing the same. However, the tense silence that hung in the air was broken when Kiba started to laugh softly. The others turned to him and looked as if he was crazy when his laughter became loud. Kiba had his hand over his stomach, shaking his head as he laughed. Getting tired of his laughing, Kakashi glared weakly.
"Why are you laughing, Kiba?"
However, laughter was his only answer. Sasuke shook his head and sighed softly, whispering something about idiotic losers. A moment later, Kiba gasped for a breath. Everyone looked at him.
"Kakashi...you should of seen your face, man." he laughed more, making Sai smile his fake smile and Sasuke smirk. Kakashi could feel the color to his face drain as he watched Kiba in horror. He was laughing, like before, but this time it was louder and had more feeling to it.
Sasuke closed his dark eyes and smirked more, nodding slightly.
"He does have a point, ya know. You did look like you were gonna shit yourself shit-less."
"Sasuke-kun, that makes no sense." Sai said, smiling at the now scowling Uchiha. He 'hn-ed' and turned his head away.
Kakashi also scowled, but at Kiba, and shook his head. He made his way over to him, and hit Kiba right on the head, making him yelp in pain.
"Let's get to bed...dammit." Kakashi mumbled as he went back to his corner and sat down.
Sai tilted his head and giggled softly.
"If I wasn't anyone else, Kakashi-san, I would say your sulking." he said in a chipper and happy tone. Kakashi visibly twitched.
"Shut up Sai."
A giggle and loud whining was the only sound that came from the prison cell.
"What do you appose we do, Hokage? We can't leave our best men out there, along. Hell, my son is with them." the Uchiha said, his voice trying not to get to loud or rude. The elderly man just sighed and shook his head.
"There's nothing we can do for them, General Uchiha. If you wish, I could get some others on the case; they might be smarter then the last group." he mumbled, rubbing his old chin. However, this action only made the proud Uchiha General explode.
"What the hell do you mean!? Kakashi - as well as Sasuke, Sai, and Kiba - are the best we have! There are no others, dammit!" he yelled, his dark eyes flashing a hidden red color.
"I know." the leader said softly, calmly. The Uchiha could feel his blood boil from his calmness.
"Well, I understand now, old man. You won't do a damn thing because it's not your son who does that, hm? Let me guess; your son is getting fucked by Ibiki, right? Must be a lovely place to be when my son is out there; dying." the Uchiha said, voice now calm. The Hokage sighed as his general walked out of his office, a wood door being slammed as he went out.
"What are you to do, son?" the old man asked the seemingly empty room. The hidden person came out of the darkness, fist clenched tightly.
"I would like permission to take Dog 45 and Wolf 93 to go and find the missing men, father." he said softly, looking down. The old man sighed softly and picked up a form paper, singing it.
"You and Ibiki be careful, now." he said. His only answer was that of a small nod and a soft closing of his door.
End of Chapter two.
Sorry guys if this was a short chapter. I didn't mean to make it...so damn short.
-.-
Anyways, about the whole baby thing; you'll find out in the next chapter.
In which Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Iruka, Ino, and Sakura have a little sit down with the lovely military dogs.
Will be fun, yes?
How about you review, yes?
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