ANOTHER ONESHOT. Weirdly, I like this. Hehehe…R&R please!
"So what are we doing here?" a silver haired masked young boy asked crossing his arms. His teammates and he looked up at the sign that says "Konoha's Orphanage" then at the same time again looked at the entrance.
"Let me say it again...what are we doing here?" Kakashi asked as Obito scratched his head while Rin shrugged her shoulders. The three of them turned their backs to look at their sensei...
...for an explanation.
"Your mission for today, tada!" Arashi-sensei, a hyper yet strong tall blonde haired man, surprised them as the three of them just blinked.
"Can I quit?" Obito asked as Kakashi nodded alongside with him. Rin sighed heavily as she just rolled her eyes. Little boys won't take it as a man. Their sensei just slapped his forehead.
"Look, I'm sorry. I begged to assign us to a c-rank mission, okay?" sensei explained as Kakashi tapped his foot impatiently while Obito placed his hands in his pockets and kicked a pebble. Rin, well, she sighed heavily again and smiled simply.
"okay..." he said as the three still didn't reply as Obito was whistling innocently. " ...I did it coz I had a lot of plans and b or a-rank missions will just be in the way and"
" AHA!!!" Obito yelled pointing at his sensei as he had just interrupted further explanations of the future fourth hokage.
"Hai, hai. Gomen as usual. Anyway, the three of you are just going to take care of a kid, all right?" Arashi sensei said as their faces dropped. "I guess it's okay" Rin smiled as Arashi smiled back.
"That's the spirit!" he yelled. "now get in, get in!" he insisted while pushing the three of them inside the building. "Anyway, I gotta go. The third wants to have a word with me. See you then" Arashi did one hand seal as he poofed out of nowhere.
"Always his tactic. force us to attend a stupid mission, say sorry and have us give pity on him until we give up and let us do the mission which by then he leaves" Kakashi explained as Rin nodded while Obito tried to catch up by rewinding Kakashi's sentence over again in his head.
Obito shook his head not caring and just nodded as Kakashi rolled his eyes while muttering 'baka'. "Hello!" a huge woman said cheerfully as the three sweatdropped. That was just weird the three thought.
"Well, your sensei told me about your mission. You three are just going to take care of one of our nicest little girls, Ashita." she smiled happily.
Next thing you know she started to pinch Kakashi's cheeks playfully. "Isn't that right?" she said as Obito and Rin were snickering. "yes, ma'am" he tried to say bravely as the woman let go and pinched Obito's cheeks next. Kakashi smirked as Rin giggled. "You got that, too?" she asked as Obito just nodded with a groan. "and you little lady, agree?" she said pinching her cheeks as Obito and Kakashi nudge each other playfully as they both laughed silently.
"Uhuh..." Rin squeaked with a nod as the woman let go. "Off you three go. Just right in that room. She's waiting! Tata!" the old woman pointed at the room and waved goodbye before leaving the three.
"I'll say my first impression of this place is hell since an old plump woman is assisting this place" Kakashi said his opinion. "Plump? You mean fat and humongous!" Obito waved his hands as the two boys laughed. "Stop it, you guys. At least, she's nice" Rin defended the woman. The two boys looked at her for 5 seconds then went back to laughing.
Rin just groaned as she pulled both of them to their assigned room. "You must be Ashita, right?" Rin kneeled to be in the level of the height of a petite blonde girl as the girl nodded then hugged Rin. "Wow, one of the nicest girls, all right. I'm Rin" Rin introduced herself.
The little girl nodded happily then she moved her head a little to the right to see two boys standing behind Rin. "Are those two your boyfriends?" the girl giggled as Rin's eyes opened wide while the jaws of two boys dropped. And yes, the mask still covered Kakashi's dropped jaw.
The three of them instantly said no in a million times. "Okay, I got it!" Ashita said happily as she told them to seat in three small chairs. "This is insane" Kakashi said as Obito now got bored.
"you guys are attending Mr. and Mrs. Huggles' wedding!" Ashita cheered. "How can they be Mr. and Mrs. already when they're just starting to get married?" Obito asked sarcastically as Ashita eyed on him with a raised eyebrow. "Whatever!" Ashita said not caring as she placed a blue bunny and pink bunny in their places. "Let the wedding begin!" Ashita cheered.
Rin smiled, Obito moaned and for Kakashi...
...he just left.
"The he-" "SHHH!!" Ashita said as Obito opened his mouth again but Ashita threw a crumpled paper to his mouth as Obito choked wherein Rin helped him by hitting his back before Obito spilled out the mess.
Ashita was laughing evilly in her cute way as Rin placed her hands on her hips. "that wasn't very nice, Ashita" Rin said as Ashita gave her sad puppy face. "Aww..." Rin said as Ashita gave a cute smile. "Not falling for that" Rin noted as Ashita frowned.
"He's not even your boyfriend! Why are you protecting him?" Ashita complained as she stomped her foot in anger. They both blushed as Obito was smiling uncomfortably while Rin coughed and smiled simply. "Well, he is..." Rin said as Ashita was shocked but Obito was more shocked.
"oh...really?" Ashita asked with her little voice. "really...so let the wedding start" Rin said as Ashita nodded and now they were watching a kid handling a wedding.
"What was that for?" Obito asked. "Am I really your boyfriend?" Obito grinned. "No, you're not. She shouldn't be doing that to you, anyway" Rin whispered as Obito nodded then frowned. Oh...too bad. I love that opportunity.
"oh no!" Ashita yelled as Rin and Obito raised their eyebrows. Ashita quickly got a kunai, ripped the pink bunny's head and threw the kunai away. "Someone assassinated the soon-to-be Mrs. Huggles!" Ashita cried as Rin and Obito blinked.
They just saw her ripped the bunny's head! OMG! This kid has a weird imagination! The two thought as the shook their head in disbelief.
"Well...you two can be the married couple!" Ashita jumped in joy. "what?!" the two of them said in unison. "I took a lot of preparation in this wedding. Now c'mon!" Ashita pulled both of their hands as they sighed heavily.
"Men, I'm bored" Obito thought as Ashita was blabbering nonsense. "Hello?! Do you or do you not?" Ashita asked. "I do?" Obito said. "Good"
"Do you, Rin-san?" Ashita asked. "Uh, I do." Rin smiled. "You may now kiss her! Now hurry!" Ashita said as Obito hypothesize that this girl must have come from heaven to give a blessing to him.
TO KISS RIN!
"uh...erm..." Obito was stuttering as Rin scratched her head. "this is awkward" she whispered as Obito nodded then gulped. Obito just kissed her on the cheek.
"What?! On the lips! NOW!!!" Ashita demanded. "No! It's too soon!" Obito yelled back.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yah-uh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yah-uh!"
"YOU'RE A LOSER IF YOU CAN'T KISS RIN-SAN!" the kid yelled as Obito couldn't defend. He knew he was a loser ever since. Heck, he never knew a kid would have the guts to even agree with this.
Rin saw Obito's sad face as she held Obito's neck gently and kissed him with her tongue exploring in his mouth. The little girl screamed for joy as Rin pulled away. "You're not a loser anymore" Rin smiled as Obito smiled back. "Thanks" he said.
"hey, you!" Ashita shouted as Kakashi had just come back from his tour around the orphanage, well, more like an escapade of a nutty little girl.
Kakashi just stared at the little kid. "Give me a ring" Ashita said as Kakashi still stared at the kid. "Hello?! We're gonna get married!" Ashita said as Kakashi sweatdropped while Obito and Rin laughed.
I guess I'm not a loner in love anymore. Obito thought and looked over at a cheerful Rin. Rin noticed his look on her as she looked back.
"Thanks, Rin" Obito mouthed as Rin mouthed back "you're welcome"
"I WANT TO GET MARRIED!!!" Ashita yelled as Kakashi rolled his eyes and didn't move from his spot.
If only Kakashi didn't leave the room...not only will he lose the chance to be a 'groom' but will get to see Obito and Rin kissing.
Tough luck, Kakashi.
End.
Ashita's really evil, yeah? Bwahaha! I love her to bits in her pairing up Obito and Rin.
well, i got this idea since my little sister was like she made two stuff toys married but the bride died. O.o lol! yeah, weird, hehe.
Anyway, R&R. place a word in your review for me to make a fic out of it. See ya!