Chapter 2 : Sabrina vs. the Potato

Gym Leaders :

Sabrina

NOTE : I do not own Pokemon ; I do own Floyd and Lery, though.

Saffron City is the biggest city in Kanto. A bustling metropolis, with a strong company, the Battle Arena, a contest hall, a dojo, a train, and the Magnet Train, this city is one of the most busiest in Kanto.

Meanwhile, in one house, one girl was in a ticked off mood.

" MOOOM ! Where did you put my knives at ?! " Sabrina demanded.

Sabrina's mom , who was drying dishes, grinned. " Sorry, Sabrina, but I've told you that you can't practice your psychic powers with knives in the house ! "

" I'm twenty - one, though ! I can do whatever the hell I want ! "

" Not in my house you're not. "

Sabrina scowled. " I can turn you into a doll again. I will do it. "

" Oh, Sabrina. Always threatening. Now, go to your room and play on the Xbox or something like that. "

The green haired girl sighed. " Fine. (Bitch). "

" Don't call your mother a bitch, Sabrina. It isn't nice, " Sabrina's father muttered, turning a page in the newspaper.

" Fine. "

She walked up to her room. As one of the most wealthiest families in Kanto, Sabrina's room was huge. But, as she seemed also emo, the room was decorated in a dark sense of taste. The bed was covered in dark purple bedsheets. A teddy bear with a ripped off head sat sluggishly on a chair. A poster of Cinderella (the band) with ripped corners was above the dresser.

Sabrina sighed as she plopped down on the bed and got out a poetry book by Edgar Allan Poe. As she started to read it, a boy of sixteen popped inside her room, grinning. He had dark purple hair up to his shoulders. He had navy blue eyes that were the color of the midnight sky. He was wearing a black shirt and ripped shorts.

He was Floyd Pinterstein, one of Sabrina's cousins, and the only other one to train psychic, dark, and ghost pokemon.

Sabrina scowled. " What the hell do you want, Floyd ? "

Floyd's playful grin turned into a frown. " Okay, do you remember when you lent me that cheesy chemistry set two weeks ago ? "

" Uh, yeah. "

" Well, something went wrong, and I kinda made a mutated potato. "

" And...why do I care ? "

" Well, it's terrorizing the town... "

Sabrina kicked Floyd in the stomach. " You S.O.B. ! Why am I always the one that has to save the gotdamn town ?! "

" I dunno..."

PUNCH !

" Damn it, you're such a pest, Floyd. "

" Well, at least I'm better than Lery, right ? "

-.- " You suck. "

Floyd grinned. " Yeah. I know. Lery always tells me that. She may be a pest, but she's cool. "

" Yeah, I have got to hand it to your psychopath sister. She is weird. But...don't change the subject, Pinterstein. How the hell do you make a giant potato that is evil ?! "

" Hello ?! Emo sixteen year old ! "

Sabrina sighed. " You owe me. "

Sabrina stepped out of her house to find a giant potato crushing houses and cars. " Freezing priest, this is worse than the time Blaine cloned those damn bananas, " she muttered to herself.

She grabbed a knife and walked up to it. " Hey ! Some of us are trying to be depressing here ! "

" GO TO HELL ! "

O.o " Wait...you can talk ?! "

The potato tore the roof off of Silph Company and nodded. " Duh. I'm a fifty foot mutated potato. Of course I can talk ! "

" So...do you wanna talk about it over some chicken ? "

" Uh...I guess... "

" So...Sabrina. Have you ever felt any pressure from your parents ? " the potato asked, ripping a piece of chicken from his teeth.

" Ohh, yeah. My dad's such a bitch. I'm twenty - one, and he still wants me back home by eleven. My mom is overpeppy - I think it's because she's having an affair with the Silph president, but she won't admit it. Both of them pressure me to marry some stupid guy that's nice, but really I have feelings for Lucian. He may be a freakin' dork, but he's cool. "

" Wow. My mom always bitched me out to get my skin shaved in high school. She did that for two years because my dad got turned into French fries. Then, I lived in a box for about five years before that emo guy took me out of it and changed me into a giant freak. "

Sabrina sighed. " Interesting. So...are you ready for death by frying ? "

" Huh ? What the hell are you talk- "

- STAB ! -

The psychic trainer grabbed the potato as it grew to normal size. " You'll be good with my stew tonight with Lucian. Thanks. "

She walked out of the restaurant just as a giant carrot threw a car into a wall. Sabrina rolled her eyes. " Not my problem, " she muttered.

End