Uzumaki Twins Chapter 2, a naruto fanfic

Yeah... I didn't change much again about Chapter 3/4 but I did combine them and added in a part. I was requested to keep Zabuza alive (I don't have the private message anymore so... -insert persons user name here- Here is the same living chapter of... living.)

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I stared at Zabuza, giving him a deadly look for putting Kakashi-sensei in a water prison. I shifted my gaze to the batch of trees on the other side of Zabuza. 'I have to buy Akuma time… how…' I looked over to Sasuke then grinned. "Sasuke, I have a plan." Sasuke turned to me and raised a brow as I tossed him a huge shuriken blade.

He looked down at it then grinned. I had to buy Akuma the time or she would kill me after killing Zabuza, and knowing her, she'll use his weapon…

Flashback

"Everyone get down!" we quickly ducked as a gust of air flew by us, revealing a huge sword. Soon after hitting a tree, a man appeared on it, claiming his name to be Zabuza.

"Naruto, I need you to buy me time, I don't care how, I just need time for me to be able to use a shadow clone to make them all think it's me while I hunt down the hidden boy." I peered over to Akuma "I will try my hardest, how much time do you need?" she shifted her gaze to the forest then back at me "If I'm lucky 5-10 minutes, it's going to be hard to scout this boy in this forest unless Kyuubi is willing to help~" Kyuubi growled "You brats are CONSTANTLY trying to drag me into something let me SLEEP!"

"No." we both replied in unison causing Kyuubi to groan in defeat. I nodded to Akuma as a mist began to destroy our visual. "Perfect." Akuma nodded to me and disappeared into the mist to the forest.

End

I created a bunch of shadow clones and nodded to Sasuke, who tossed the huge shuriken, missing the water clone, and went straight for the real Zabuza.

Zabuza snorted and caught the shuriken but soon saw the shadow shuriken and laughed, jumping over it. I released the henge and threw a kunai at Zabuza, catching him off guard, causing him to release the water prison.

I fell in the water and swam to the top, coughing water up. I looked over to the forest 'That should of bought her enough time.' Soon after I was rewarded with a body crashing into the water right next to me.

Everyone looked over and saw a boy clad in a hunter-nin outfit, passed out at the top of the water. I swam over and grabbed him, then was grabbed by Akuma who pulled me out of the water. She looked over to Zabuza and snorted. "Now your escape route is gone, what are you going to do?" his eyes widened as did Kakashi's.

We bolted to the shore and tied out the hunter-nin and tossed him against a tree. Akuma peered over to Sasuke and smirked "You figured out what we were doing didn't you?" he nodded before turning his gaze to the battle.

After a while of beating Zabuza to a pulp, Akuma convinced Kakashi to let Zabuza live but gain information from him so we knew what was in store for us. Right after we tied up Zabuza, who was unconscious, Kakashi fell down, knocked out cold from using the Sharingan too much.

Akuma's POV

I placed Kakashi down on the futon and began dressing his wounds. I took off his forehead protector and replaced it with a wet cloth then got up to tend to our two prisoners. Both were awake but felt safer not trying to escape anymore after what I did the last time they tried to.

I sat down in front of the boy who might have been around my age, and pulled off his mask. "Name, rank etc." he stared at me and simply replied "Haku." I nodded "Good enough." I leaned back and stared at both of the captives. "So fat business man ordered you to take out Tazuna eh? You do know he is known for killing the Ninja's he offers to pay right." They both stared at me in shock.

"I'm an Anbu, so I get my huge share of information while I work. I can tell though, that you two weren't aware of this information and knowing you Zabuza you will try to kill him. But I got a plan if you guys are willing to play along." They looked at each other then at me and nodded.

"Pretend you are still working for him, in roughly 1 week come to 'attack' the bridge. Knowing him, by then he will have enough of his thugs ready to come and attack you while we are 'fighting'. A warning however, it is best to try and steer away from fighting Naruto and myself. It is a valid warning that cannot be explained so just take it to heart." They nodded again, agreeing to the plan.

I untied their ropes and nodded to them "Naruto and I have a killer instinct if you guys want a basic explanation. We can get really dangerous if something goes wrong, so just try not to make anything too bad." They nodded and left.

I stood up and walked into the room where everyone was. I looked between Naruto and Sasuke and grinned "Want to creep Kakashi out for when he trains us before the 'big fight'?" they both looked at me and nodded. I lead them outside into the forest and stood in front of them.

"We will be practicing Tree walking, knowing Kakashi he will want to teach us it, so I will teach you guys and help you get good enough to get up the tree before Kakashi wakes up." They nodded and I began going over the basics, then showed them.

Naruto got up the tree the first try, due to the fact that we had trained together many times. Sasuke had a hard time, but after several minutes of influential words from both Naruto and me, he got halfway up the tree. I smiled at the two "For the first day, to be able to get that far, that is great. We will continue to do this until the sun goes down. We have roughly 2 or 3 days before Kakashi-sensei will wake up."

I sat down in an open field, away from the two as they climbed the trees. I rubbed my chin "Let's see… I have combined earth and fire to create ice… earth and water for quicksand… let's see what else I can try to combine together."

The one thing Naruto was always jealous of was my lack of chakra but the ability to combine elements and to use them without needing any form of Chakra. It was the one thing that separated me from being a "true ninja" but it seemed like it was good that way since I had no worries if I needed more chakra for things. That is what made me become known as the deadly ninja, the one who easily took down Uchiha Itachi due to his eyes not being able to see me.

I've beat so many of the main bloodlines that I had suddenly became famous from it. It made me become the most sought after for missions, there was times were I was gone and Naruto was alone for a very long time. It even caused him to become desperate for attention, enough to where we both were known as the biggest pranksters in Konoha.

I lied to Naruto, Kyuubi knew it, and so did all the adults. I started on genin stuff so we could be together for longer times then him only seeing me for only 5 minutes. I didn't want him to be alone anymore, who would want to be alone? On missions I'd always be missing Naruto and would try to complete them fast to see him, but there was always another mission waiting for me.

I looked behind me and noticed both Naruto and Sasuke were watching me combine elements with interest. I smiled at them and fully faced them, crossing my arms. "You know all three of us could combine together and become just like a whole ino-shika-cho trio bit. Sasuke's base is the Uchiha flames, while us Uzumaki's are known for sealings and our wind. If you add wind to fire, it quickly spreads the flames." They both nodded as they listened.

"If you add earth into that, you can create glass, which can easily lock someone in it for a long time. Now if Sasuke learned some thunder, we can add wind to that for Tornado effect, water for rains and so on. Each element combined has a different effect; I have been studying what each does with another. Can increase the strength of lightning with water, obvious reasons to why, whereas water can weaken fire. If we draw up a chart and look at each elements weakness and strength we will know what to combine and what will happen."

"So… if we take up another element…. Or strengthen our current elements, we can become a great team right?" I nodded. "Right now, with our current teamwork, we progressed nicely, we took down a Jonin and a Chunnin, if we combine elemental Ninjustus just imagine how far we can get." Naruto's eyes lit up with excitement while Sasuke raised his brow.

"If Sasuke agrees, we can take up doing training without Kakashi knowing, and build our strength while we pretend nothing has changed when around Kakashi. By the next major mission we do, we should be able to take out the target easy with a combo. We could become the next three sannins if you think about it." I laughed, and soon was followed by the others.

I looked over to the sky and nodded. "Let's head back; we can increase the current training to doing elements while climbing trees, make it interesting." They nodded, as we headed back to Tazuna's place.

†Break†

Once inside I felt an arm grip me, pulling me to the side. I glanced over and noticed Naruto giving me a hard look. "What?" he snorted "Do you really think I'm that stupid?" I gave him a funny look. "You got injured by Haku didn't you." I groaned, knowing Kyuubi told Naruto.

"I'm fine Naruto… really I am, it's only a scratch… sorta." I rubbed my chin, wondering how big the cut even was. "I don't care, you better treat it or I will!" I stared at him. "Right… Tell Tsunami I'll be down for dinner soon…" I slid away.

"Akuma, let me do your bandages." I turned to Naruto and sighed. "Fine." I sat down on the bed, giving Naruto the bandages. He stared at them then began wrapping them on me. "So what happened this time?" I sighed "I slipped on the stupid ice and landed right into the guys attack. Like how the hell did I manage that one, right?" Naruto laughed.

"Um hey Naruto…" I said, making him stop bandaging me. "Yea?" I turned my head slowly. "What the hell are you trying to bandage up? My wounds or my whole body?"

Yeah… there was no way I wanted to be Mummi-fied again. No thank you!

†Break†

Kakashi stared up at us with a shocked expression. There we were, each perched at the top of our respective trees, staring down at Kakashi who had suggested climbing trees without hands. Oh yeah… we climbed, and we made it all the way to the top to his surprise.

"Akuma…. Are you teaching Naruto and Sasuke again…?" I pointed to myself. "Would I really do such a thing like that?" Kakashi narrowed his eye, glaring at me. "Yes…. Yes you would. What else did you do while I was out cold? I noticed that Zabuza and that Hunter-nin wasn't in ropes anymore." I scratched the back of my head. "Oh I only did a few things… teach these two how to climb trees…not much though… Naruto was always my training partner… I released Zabuza and Haku with mission orders… you know; nothing big." I laughed when Kakashi's glare became more heated.

"Akuma…. You are the student not the teacher!" I smirked and stuck my tongue out "Then start acting like a teacher you idiot." Kakashi tossed his crutches to the side. "Oh that's it get your ass down here Akuma." I laughed and jumped away. "No way; you have to come get me."

"You do know he's actually pursuing you for once right?"I snorted as I continued to run. "No duh Sherlock. Could be an ass you know and cut him off and say… 'Yo Kakashi-sensei we need all of us here to protect Tazuna so you can't kill Akuma yet' or something…" there was a long deadly silence. "He just told me I'm next in line for pain and to not stop him from chasing you. So you are pretty much on your own because I want to live to see my next bowl of ramen." I shook my fist in the air then formed a glass wall to slow Kakashi down.

†Break†

I shot up, waking up in a dazed state. I rubbed my eyes then noticed the room was completely empty, making me shoot up and change quickly. I bolted down the stairs to go to the bridge. "Ah! Kakashi-sama said you have a break today since you were chased around, wasting all of your energy." I stopped and turned around and shook my head. "I'm sorry I don't really know when to quit so… resting isn't an option for me."

I bolted out and made my way to the bridge only to stop, noticing cut markings on the trees. I turned around and ran back to the house, summoning several kunai and shuriken, throwing it at the ninjas who had Tsunami captured. They quickly tried to block the weapons but failed as I kicked them, sending them flying off. While they were knocked out I tied them up and tossed them; looking over to Inari. "Take care of your mother and make sure those two idiots don't get away." I felt a hand grab my arm, making me turn back to the little boy. I could see he wanted to say sorry but couldn't muster the nerve.

I adjusted my headband, smiling at him "A real hero comes at the last second Inari. You don't have to feel sorry for anything; Naruto and I have gone through enough to understand the hardship of what you are feeling. Protect your mother and we will protect your grandfather." He nodded slowly. I looked over towards the bridge. "We promise that your grandfather will come back in one piece." I bolted off.

†Break†

I crashed through the glass dome that held both an injured Naruto and Sasuke. I summoned out my kunai and glared at the hunter-nin. "You might of went too far Haku." I watched as he flinched. "I… I didn't mean to… he just jumped in and…" I looked over to Naruto who pushed himself up, grinning at me. "Yeah… that was my fault." I bowed my head, sighing at how stupid my brother was.

"Naruto, remember… I'm built to kill… you have to be careful of your actions." I watched as emotions flashed through his eyes. "Akuma… you aren't a tool though… you're my sister!" I held up my hand, stopping him. "Naruto if you get angry… I get angry… then Kyuu gets angry and you remember what happened last time right?" Naruto's eyes shot wide open. I sighed and looked over to Sasuke who was staring over at us.

"I can hear the sound of men marching here…" I looked outside of the dome to where Kakashi and Zabuza were 'fighting'. "How can you hear them?" I looked over to Haku who took away the glass dome. "Enhanced senses… I guess you can call it, right Aku?" I nodded to Naruto then helped Sasuke up. "Let's get these Senbon needles out of them so I can heal the wounds." Haku nodded, going over to Naruto to help him pull out the needles while I helped Sasuke.

"Sasuke, let me borrow your blood." I watched as Sasuke's face heated up, causing me to raise my brow. "What the hell do you need it for?" I narrowed my eyes "To heal you… I don't use chakra. You have blood on you, I don't. Now shut up." I took off my gloves, took some of Sasuke's blood and placed it on the markings on the back of my hands. "I'm trying to improve my healing techniques so I don't need blood so for now deal with it and shut up." I began healing his wounds, ignoring the glare he was giving me.

When I was done I stood up, pulling him up with me, and pushed him in the direction that Kakashi and Zabuza were. "Go warn Kakashi-sensei about the thugs." He stared at me before nodding and heading there. I turned to Naruto and cracked my knuckles. "Your turn to be healed." I watched as the color faded from his face.

I walked up to Kakashi with a calm expression. "Akuma… I heard some… screams that sounded like Naruto's…" I looked over to him "Really… I thought that was just music." I checked over him for any dangerous wounds. "You know Akuma… you are scary…" I heard a laugh and looked over. "Copy-cat Ninja afraid of a little girl?" I raised my brow.

"You would be too if you knew her…" I watched as Zabuza stiffened then I grinned. "I could treat your wounds Zabuza… you did hear my brothers treatment going well right…?" I smirked in satisfaction as the color left him.

"Wounds aside… fat business man is here." I stared at a man in a suit staring at us. His glare met with mine as he growled lowly. "Fat business man? Didn't your parents teach you better?" I appeared next to him, causing him to gasp. "Parents? Don't have any." I gripped onto him and tossed him into the care of Haku and Zabuza, as I tore through the thugs.

I felt heat coming at me, causing me to dodge then use an earth technique so the thugs would be trapped in a glass dome. "Though you just tried to make fried Kitsune… good job." I pat Sasuke on his shoulder then made my way over to Naruto to drag him to where everyone was.

The outcome of the battle ended with Gato beheaded… Naruto still out cold from my 'treatment' the thugs and the townspeople in disarray and Zabuza and Haku in freedom. "So…" I looked over to Zabuza who seemed to have been having a hard time trying to put his words into a sentence. I eyed him with caution then stretched out. "Let's see now that's over with… this town could use a strong hunter-nin and a sword-wielder… wouldn't you agree Kakashi-sensei?" Kakashi got what I was getting at and nodded.

"Yeah, I agree. With two strong ninja's like that, this town would be protected well and the money in it will be better than ever." Naruto nodded in agreement while Sasuke shrugged. I looked over to Zabuza and Haku "Hmm you two seem to fit in that description, right Tazuna?" the old man nodded in agreement.

"Alright kid we got it! We will take care of this town, geez." I smiled to myself as Naruto laughed. "Kakashi, you passed some of the oddest group of trolls I have ever seen." I snorted "He had no choice but to pass us… if he wanted his book in one piece…" Kakashi glared down at me, causing Zabuza to raise his brow.

"Alright Naruto… send in the clones." Naruto nodded then sent his clones to hold down Kakashi. I bolt in and grabbed the book from his hand then darted off to where Sasuke was. I stopped just so Kakashi could see me waving the book around. Sasuke stepped out of the bushes and began the hand signals for his fireball which caused Kakashi's eyes to go wide.

"No Akuma, anything but that!" I grinned as I got ready to toss it in front of the flames. "Pass us and your book is spared." I watched as Kakashi faltered, which Naruto took the chance then to grab the bells and replace it with duds.

"Alright then…" I tossed the book towards the front blow of the fireball. "ALRIGHT YOU WIN." I grabbed the book and canceled out Sasuke's fire jutsu. I nodded to Naruto who let Kakashi go. He stormed over then grabbed his book glaring down at me. The alarm went off, stating that the test was over. "However, you guys didn't pass the test. I still have the be…" he stared down at his belt and noticed that the bells were replaced.

He turned around and saw Naruto tossing them up in the air, grinning. I smirked "Well… by default you passed however…" he turned to glare at me then noticed I had his book in my hand grinning. "I never did give you the right book Kakashi…" he stared at the stick that was in his hand, snapping it in two. I narrowed my eyes, making a flame start in my one hand, leaning the book towards it.

"We got the bells, we used teamwork. I got your book, you now have to admit defeat or I burn it." Kakashi tossed himself to the ground. "YOU TROLLS PASS! I ADMIT DEFEAT! Just for the love of god give me my haven!" I smiled and tossed the book down to him. "You heard him… we pass." I cracked my knuckles, followed by Naruto and Sasuke. Kakashi's head shot up "Akuma… you are a bitch."

I smiled to myself then turned to Zabuza. "That test was where Naruto found out that Kakashi really can scream like a girl." I watched as Zabuza gave Kakashi a concerned gaze. "It's one of those drop it and leave it alone things."

†Break†

"-nd then Akuma tossed him into blah blah blah blah." My eye twitched as Naruto continued to tell the third about his very first mission that involved with him leaving town. I slapped my hand over Naruto's mouth, finally getting annoyed enough. "Naru… Sandaime has a report he can look at… he doesn't need you to hold his hand as he goes through it!" I glared down at him and held up my fist.

"But! It was so exciting… my first time doing a mission with Akuma… man if people knew who you were they would be so jeal-" I recovered his mouth glaring. "My fucking god… and I have to live with this!" I gestured to Naruto who glared at me. I heard chuckling and looked over to the third. "But he does bring out the best in you Akuma… I haven't seen you so active in emotions."

"I wasn't built to have emotions; just to do my job OW Naruto what the fuck? Did you just bite me?" I glared at Naruto, holding my hand against my chest, while he glared at me in return. "Yes I did! And it's because you keep treating yourself like you are a tool." I looked away from him as the room went silent.

"You were born into ANBU! You were not given a choice for emotions. You are merely a tool of this world; nothing more than that. You are the tool created under the power of Konoha and that is all you ever will be. That beast inside of you proves it."

"Some people… see it differently bro…" I tightened my hand into a fist. I turned to Naruto and smiled, shocking everyone in the room. "Maybe one day you can become the Hokage… ya know… teach them the Uzumaki way maybe even the Namikaze way." There were a few gasps but I ignored it. "Teach this world what it means to have peace; just like father tried. I will be by your side every step of the way, how about it? Maybe you can teach everyone that we aren't tools and are human beings." I watched as his eyes lit up at me acknowledging his dream of Hokage for the first time.

"You… you really believe I can become Hokage?" I nodded my head "With proper training, you can reach the power of Kage." I felt a hand on my head and looked up to see the third standing over me smiling. "Your sister has been at the power of Kage for years, Naruto. With her power, and your emotions, combine them together and you two could change the world." He ruffled my hair a bit before ruffling Naruto's.

"Akuma… is at Kage strength?" I looked over to Sasuke who finally spoke up. Sandaime smiled at Sasuke's sudden interest in the topic that was currently conversed. "Yes… Akuma was born with the ability to do Ninjutsu's without the use of Chakra. She may not use it, but she certainly proved to the world under the name FOX that she was worth the title of Shinobi. If I wanted to… I could appoint her Hokage right now, but every time I suggested it, she declined."

I felt a heated glare on me from Naruto. "I declined it for good reasons." I looked down and noticed his fist coming up at me and caught it. "Will you at least listen to me before you get pissed off about me even getting the offer?" he snorted, trying to grab his fist from my hand.

"The first time he asked, I hesitated and ran away, burying myself in mission after mission to clear my thoughts. He told me the offer stood when I came back… I just walked out without a word, and began my training on you again." I sighed as his glare deepened at knowing that the third had really tried to get me appointed as the 5th Hokage.

"When I taught you about Yondaime you were so head on about becoming Hokage and began training harder. When you saw how people treated me in the village, my pain for your protection, your silly idea became a dream. When he asked me again I didn't run away." I felt the fist in my hand tighten.

"I told him that the next Hokage would be an Uzumaki…" I saw a flash of hatred go through Naruto's eyes but smiled at him, throwing him off guard. "I said the next head up there would be Uzumaki Naruto. I told him you would change the world and their thoughts and beliefs and become the best Hokage that the world has ever seen."

I let go of his fist and stood there. He lifted his fist and brought it towards me. I closed my eyes in anticipation of a punch but didn't feel it hit my cheek. Instead I felt arms wrap around me tightly. "I didn't know you held that high of a regard for Naruto." I looked over to Kakashi.

"Naruto is my brother… if he thinks he can do something, I will support him all the way." I pointed to Sasuke. "If he thinks he can do something, I support him too, just as long as it's not something silly or stupid."

"Hn…" I stuck my tongue out at Sasuke, making Kakashi jump. "This is definitely not Akuma… wait… that's good then bec-"

"I'm going to burn all the Icha-icha paradise books in the world and break Jiraiya-sensei's arms to where there will never be another one ever made."

"…Never mind everything that was said. Akuma is still a bitch."

"Thank you." I said, smiling at Kakashi's defeated expression.

†Bloopers†

Flashback End

I stared over to Zabuza and grinned. I twirled out a mic and held it up to my mouth. I began singing into the mic, dancing like Elvis, then stopped as I stared at his stupor expression. "Thank you, Thank you very much." I blew him a kiss then walked off the stage.

"HEY AKUMA HOW IS THAT FOR BUYING TIME?" I shouted through the cardboard trees to Akuma, who was just about to pounce on Haku. "That's it! Daemon I demand a transfer! Either that or a new brother… I can stand the stick in the ass bastard… but Naruto… the dumbass doesn't even read the script!"

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"What the hell do you two think this is? Pokemon?" I threw my DS at Sasuke's Forehead. "You know what fuck you man. We would have been an awesome team you know!" Sasuke growled, rubbing his forehead. "Oh what, let me guess you two trained Ninetails and have it at the maxed level." We stared at him then looked away. "No…."

"Yeah fucking right. I can see bullshit written all over your faces." I watched as Naruto screamed and ran to the water shouting 'I hope its not permanent.'

"What a dumbass…"

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Once inside I felt an arm grip me, pulling me to the side. I glanced over and noticed Naruto giving me a hard look. "What?" he snorted "Do you really think I'm that stupid?" I gave him a funny look.

"Yes I do actually…" I stated. I watched as Naruto's eyes teared "Daemon… is that on the script…?" I looked over to the writer who simply picked up her drink, leaning back in her chair. "It can be if you don't start reading your script."

"Oh… I like her." I turned to Sasuke. "You won't soon." He gave me a funny look as the writer placed her drink down. "Yo this isn't tea time bitches, get back to work. I want you to redo this damn scene. You aren't getting your paycheck if you fuck up again."

"Uh… I didn't know we were getting paid…" Naruto stated. "Well… that tells you something about the first chapter." I watched as the writer turned to her computer and began typing.

I looked to my side and noticed pixels forming into a… platypus. "Shit… the writer is sleep typing again."

"Oh god I'm still recovering from the muffin zombies!" Naruto screamed, breaking through the cardboard walls.

-AN-

Yeah so when I type while sleeping... I type the most fkd up stuff. I woke up one time and read over my story's chapter to see where I was... it was about Zombie muffins taking over the world to win over the pride of the lions in the lost world of jurassic sharks. Yeah... I said wtf too when I read over it. And yes... The Naruto cast WAS in fact... in it.

A heads up... there will be a lot of Pokemon comments in the bloopers because... well... dude... the game has ninetails in it... nuff said bro.

-Ja ne