Kira sat alone, per usual in a small park wearing a pair of jeans and a yellow tank top. She leaned back and looked into the sky.
"Why didn't you kill me Envy…?" She asked herself.
"Kira!" A voice yelled.
"Lyra?" Kira said looking in the direction of the voice, and then entering her sight came a young woman in her twenties wearing a baby blue sundress and a large sunhat, running to Kira her odd black and blue hair flying back. "Lyra!" Kira yells getting up to greet her old teacher.
"Kira I missed you!" Lyra said hugging Kira.
"I missed you too! Where's Dan?"
"He's sleeping in our hotel room."
"Oh…okay."
"On the phone…that problem you mentioned…how are you involved?" Lyra asked in a serious tone.
"I…I was fighting one…named Envy…and it's like in books when the main person sees someone and automatically feels like they have everything…love at first sight. I stopped fighting and he could've killed me…but he stopped right before he hit and just turned and walked away." Kira replied in an odd tone of voice.
Lyra got out of their awkward embrace and slapped Kira hard. Kira rubbed her cheek.
"You're in love with a fake…you're in love with a goddamn fake human!" Lyra yelled searching Kira's face.
"So what better then your fat ass husband!" Kira yelled back fiercely.
Lyra stood there stunned not once had Kira ever back talked her, not once had Kira ever insulted Dan, not once in six years.
"Kira…" She said sadly.
"Lyra I'm sorry…" Kira began.
"Kira! My baby is growing up! You've become so independent!" Lyra squealed hugging Kira again.
"Your baby?" Kira said pretending to be grossed out.
"Remember I used to be mama Dan was papa and you were my baby!" Lyra said referring to when they were children.
"Uh…yes 'course I do…" Kira said scratching the back of her head and grinning sheepishly. Lyra let go again and smiled.
"KIRA!!!!" A certain blonde pip-squeak yelled.
"Oh gawd…" Kira said rolling her eyes.
"Kira finally I've found you…" Ed said as he stopped behind Kira.
"Hey…Kira who's the kid?" Lyra asked bending down and poking Ed's forehead.
"Uh…he's FullMetal…" Kira said looking at Ed.
"Eh?! He's so…so, so sma-" Kira covered Lyra's mouth.
"So smart! Huh? I know! Ingenious!" Kira said smiling looking at Ed Lyra removed her hand.
"Well yeah but I was gonna say small…" Lyra said, Ed's Eye twitched.
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE!" He yelled. Kira backed away in mock surrender.
"I didn't…" She offered Lyra on the other hand didn't see the problem.
"Huh? Oh me! I didn't know ants could speak did you Kira?" Lyra asked Kira smiling; an evil smile erupted on Kira's face.
"Ya… I mean he's such a pipsqueak I'm surprised he's even able to speak normally instead of all high-pitched." She said grinning at Ed With the word 'payback' written in her expression.
Ed's expression turned evil as well. "Well at least I don't-" Before he could continue a large armor hand clamped over his mouth.
"Sorry about that!" Al said apologetically.
"No problem Al!" Kira said playfully punching Ed. "Anyhow this is Lyra my sensei, automail mechanic and best friend," Kira said gesturing to Lyra who waved, "now what do 'ya want mister tin-can and pip-squeak we were about to go have our tea-time and you know how I am if I miss my tea time for no good reason don't you Edward and Alphonse." Kira said her expression hardening and becoming frightening. Pure fear entered Ed and Al's eyes, quickly Ed's hands went over his crotch Al removed his hand from his brother's mouth.
"We uh…we need help…" Ed started. Kira tapped her foot.
"With?" She snapped, Ed glanced at Lyra.
"Y'know the uh…issue?"
"The homunculi?" Lyra offered.
"You told her!" He shouted and Kira, Kira sighed.
"You told Izumi…"Lyra muttered.
"So? Izumi needed to know."
"So did Lyra!" Kira retorted back Al slowly stepped away from the two with Lyra.
"Are they always like this?" Lyra asked Al eyeing the two yelling teens.
"Pretty much but this is how they get along, truth is they both really like each other they just like yelling more."
"Oh…" Lyra sighed.
"…so the egg came first!" Kira yelled finishing whatever it was she was saying.
"Fine!" Ed yelled back.
"M-hm." Kira smiled triumphantly. Lyra and Al sweat dropped.
"How'd it get to that?" Lyra sighed.
Al shrugged.
"Well I guess I'll help out…on one condition." Kira said stretching her arm out with one finger raised.
"What?" Ed asked suspiciously.
Kira leaned down and whispered something in Ed's ear. Ed's eyes widened and he thought about it for a minute.
"Fine…" He spat.
Kira bent over and grabbed Ed's hand then ran over and grabbed Al's armored one.
"Bye Lyra! Come by my apartment tomorrow!" she yelled rushing off with the two Elrics.
A/N: Okay voila…if you like it review it…please.