Death Eater Training Guide

by Kyushina-Yumi

Have you ever wondered what it takes to become a Death Eater? Have you ever wondered what its like? Well, wonder no more, because Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange are here to explain it for you!

2. Dark Mark Care

The Death Eater Training Guide

Contents:

(Parentheses indicate your narrator for the chapter and bold print is the chapter you're on)

I. Admissions/Goals (Lucius Malfoy)

II. Dark Mark Care (Bellatrix Lestrange)

III. Muggle/Mudblood Slaughter Preparations (Bellatrix Lestrange)

IV. Wand Polishing (Lucius Malfoy)

V. How To Attend to the Dark Lord's Every Need (Lucius Malfoy)

VI. How to Properly Capture and Bind Prisoners (Guest Narrator Fenrir Greyback)

VII. Cruciatus Curse Usage (Bellatrix Lestrange)

VIII. Impeirus Curse Usage (Guest Narrator Draco Malfoy)

IX. How to Capture, not Kill Harry Potter (Guest Narrator Severus Snape)

X. How to Escape Azkaban (Bellatrix Lestrange)

XI. How to Continue Life as a Free, Happy, and Faithful Death Eater (Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange)

II. Dark Mark Care

Hello, readers! I am Bellatrix Lestrange, and this is is chapter 2: Dark Mark Care. If you think that all there is to having a Dark Mark is just to get it branded into your forearm, then you're WRONG!!!

After recieving the Dark Mark, you're forearm will be very swollen and sore for about 2 weeks, and shall prevent you from channeling your magic through any wand or other instrument. To shorten this magic-on-hold period by about one week, rub some Hag-Brewed Witch Hazel on the spot where the Dark Mark is.

After your 1 to 2 week waiting period is over, you are ready to start assisting the Dark Lord! But, there is more to taking care of a Dark Mark than just applying Hag-Brewed Witch Hazel on your arm for the first 2 weeks! For about 2 months after the first 2 weeks after the Dark Mark has been branded onto you, you must alternate between massaging rubbing alchohol and baby oil into the mark.

After the first 2 months, you can use the Dark Mark to call the Dark Lord if he is needed.

This is all you beginning Death Eaters will need to know abot the Dark Mark! Join me again in the next chapter, Muggle/Mudblood Slaughter Preparations, and then back to Lucius in Wand Polishing.

Why do you need to know Wand Polishing? Heck, I don't know, I'm not a slave to the Dark Lord like Lucius is -- I'm his best leiutenant!!! Well, I will see you all in the next chapter!