Truth or dare
Chappy 2
Spartianfox
Ok well we got one email! Lets read it shall we? And as a special guest he is in the audince! Stand up ArktonDartorix!
AD:crap…
: From: ArktonDartorix
Lmao...
this should be good... anyway... 1. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE
MEDIC! put him in now... XD your awsome so you get
ultament power for the rest of the chapter 3. Spyro you must bring Malafor back to
life and then kill him again with a Cheif must take off his helmet for EVERYONE to see 5. Bring
the sonic crew in 6. Arbiter must make out with cortana for at
least 5 minutes... (and dont 7. Bring in every character imaginable so there will
be mass chaos :) 8. Every girl character must
"sleep" (you know what i mean...) with every guy 9. Um... cheese? but yeah... REVIEW THE
STORY PEOPLE! HE
and longer if
spartianfox is nice...
toothpick
even try to go invisible and kill
me... for then i shall be forced to use
violence against
you...)
character
and vice versa
NEEDS YOU!
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SF:Well ok, lets get going!
#! OH MAH GAWD!!!! I DID!!!1! (looks at team fortress guys) hey guyz!!! Where is medic???
Heavy: lets see… we went to the cigarette store… the sport store…
Hunting store… sandvich store… ooh man we left him at that tea store!
SF: ok. Zap him in!
ZZAP!
Medic:hhhhhm… earl grey or earl not so grey?… hey! This isint tea`s-r-us!!!!
SF: your in my show medic!!!!
Medic:oh ok… oh my god!!! Is that a dead dragon?
Points at ember
SF:oh… oh yeah we fogot to revive ember reviv-
Medic: I got it!!!! (heals ember
Ember; oh wow thank you mr, medic man!
Medic no problem sweetie!
Everyone: O_O……..
Ember: (gasp!) He called me sweetie!
SF:oooooook… #2:cynder, power up babe! (I power blast her with the any power ray and she grows back to adult size)
Big cynder: oooh yeah I back baby!!! ( shakes off sparkles and flexes hips and wings
Flame: (looks at Spyro) uuuuuuh Spyro… you got a little… ( points at Spyro)
Spyro: O-O?… (looks down) OH CRAP (covers up crotch) oh… heh heh sorry everyone its been awhile since my wife- I I mean…
Ember: wife!?!?!?!?!? YAAAAAAAAAAA (jumps at cynder)
FLAMED!!!! (Embers embers and ashes fall to the ground)
MEDIC!
(recovers…)
ok #3 Spyro heres your toothpick and heres malefore
MF 0-0 o shi-
Spyro yaaaaaaaa diediediediedie! You killed me and my wubby!
(After much blood)
Spyrro:wow I did that with a boner and still maimed him to death.
#4 Chief this oneas yours!
MC: uuuh ok… takes off helmet
SF:and under the helmet is…! Another helmet… how expected.
#5 I skipped five and went to six
#6 cortana! Human form for you! (gets a human body)
(ZAPPED into closet)
cortana: aaaah! Dammit!
#7 uuh I think this will work (ZAPPS 50 of every enimy from Mario and sonic
Mario: aw-a damiit! Now-a I hve-a to go-a kill-a alla those guys-a!
Stith and heavy: allow us, MINI GUN POWA!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBTTHHHHHLAMLAMLAMLMALAMALMALAMLAMLALMAMLAMAMLAALMALLAMLAMLAMLAMAM
Sf HOLY SH-( hits the deck) every one!!! Get down!
(spartianfox and everyone else ducks to doge bullets)
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SF:is it over?
Stith and heavy: sandvich break! Om nom nom! Om nom nom!…..
Wat?
(bunch of goombas dressed up like scouts
goombas: PONKPONKPONKPONKPONKPONKPONK!
Ok #8 im changing this one up a bit, the carichters only have to sleep with the people if they wanna! HA! Keep it a TINY bit more toned down people!. Anyway
Spyro:oh crap I need to stay away from- CYNDER!!!!
(grabs his tail)
spyro: noooooo! I don wanna die! Waaaaaaahaaahaaa…
spartian! Help me!
SF: ok ill send you a size mushroom in a half hour.
Spyro: I could be DEAD in an half hour!
SF:dude! You are being drug off by a suber sized slightly evil version of your hot girlfriend! Come on!!!
Spyro:oh… cool!!! Take meh babay!!!
Cynder:you got it shugah!
(holds up chains blindfolds and a whip)
spyro: (goes limp) ohohhhhh…..
fox and krystal: WOOHOO! (slams door)
flame and ember: YAAAAAAAAY (slams door)
(every one leaves exept scout )
scout: fine! I don't need any one of ya!…. BOINK!
(Zelda walks up)
Zelda: hey wanna go?
Scout: ya sweet!
(Zelda turns back into spy)
spy: psyche! (runs off)
scout:aaaaaw… scout sad.
(cortana throws the arbiter out of the closet)
cortana:AW THAT WAS AWFUL! God get out of here! What I would do for a real man… (looks at scout)
cortana: O_O…. aw what the heck get in here!
Scout:PONKPONKPONKITYPONK! WOOOHOOO!
(gets in closet)
one hour later
(everyone comes back)
fox: woohoo! I love this game!
SF:ha… you wont for long…
(spyro and cynder walk back in and spyro is super-sized)
spyro:oh…yeah that rocked!
#8yes… cheese… (cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends walks in)
cheese: I like chocolate milk!
SF lolz! Yes u do you cutie!
Ha yes…and now morgan freeman kills barny elmo and tinky winky!
(all of those guys line up)
morgan:say hallo to my little friend, a covanant carbine!
BOWBOWOOBWBOWBBOWBOWBOBWOBOBWOBOW!
Sf:YYYYYYAAAAAAAYY NOW TO FINISH! OOOOH COMPUTER!Computer: