Chapter 2
Harry's POV
" Hey, Hermione!" She really did look pretty, but my eyes were on Ginny...When did she become so...HOT!
"Hi Harry."
I don't even know why I said yes to Hermione...I guess I'm just tired of being called gay...
Not that I am, because Ginny isn't a man.
That rhymes...Bahaha!
"HARRY!"
"What the- oh right...I zoned out didn't I?"
"Yeah, you know what? Never mind, I'm going to go talk to someone who actually cares about me."
"Hermi-..."
Maybe I should just let her go, maybe she is PMSy...that is the only reason girls get irritated right?
...OMGooosssh! Ginny is walking towards me!
When did she get boobs?
"Hey!"
"Oh...hi!" I hope she didn't notice me staring at her chestal area...
"Was there something on my dress?"
Oh...I'm screwed...Excuses! Excuses?
Maybe a distraction would be better...
"Do you smell...Up dog?" I try.
"What's Up dog?"
"Nothing much...how about you?"
She stares at me like I'm a two-faced, one-legged cat, until realization hits her and she giggles.
"Oh Harry...You are a sad, sad person..."
Hermione's POV
Harry is such a pig!
Even as my "boyfriend" he doesn't even look at me!
Maybe I should go talk to Ron...
But wouldn't that be totally going against my own plan?
I guess I could just sit alone and see if he has started noticing yet...
Ron's POV
Why is Hermione sitting alone!
I'm going to have to talk to Harry about this...if he is lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend, he shouldn't be leaving her alone...unprotected, where any sexymanbeast(Me :3) could seduce her.
As I walk trying to look manly and sexy...I trip.
I am such a dork.
"Ron? Are you okay?"
She's talking...now what!
Talk back...good idea.
"I'm cool!"
"What?"
"I mean, I'm sexy, wait no! Urgh! I'm alright..."
"Okaaay..."
"Can I sit with you?"
"Sure..."
Yes...! Level one...Being seen together!
Gosh, she looks beautiful.
Opposites attract...right?
"So..." She says.
"Soo..."
What should I say?
Urgh!
"How are you?"
"I'm okay...you?"
"Fine..."
"..."
People are dancing...maybe I should...no...I can't.
Do it!
No!
I am a MAN!
"Would you like to dance?"
"Okay..."
"Ah, fine- wait...Yes?"
"Yeah, that's what I said..."
"Right...Lets go..."
I think I am in heaven.
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