A/N: Ah, the beauty of one-shots. I do not own Naruto. No copyright infringement is intended, and all rights are reserved for Masashi Kishimoto only. Enjoy!

Kakashi: -grabs Ino's arm-

The young Uchiha glared up at his sensei. "But, Kakashi, she belongs to me. She loves me more."

The tall silver-haired jounin objected. "No, Sasuke."

Just then, the topic of their conversation strolled up: Ino.

"What are you two talking about?" Her left eyelid lowered in a wink to Kakashi. He winked back.

"Nothing," Sasuke snarled. "Go away then come back to me, Ino."

Ino frowned, and turned to Kakashi again. "What's with him, Kaka-kun?"

Kakashi smiled under his mask, and touched Ino's arm. "Come with me, Ino-sweet."

A/N: Yes, Ino's a two-man woman. Review please!

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