"This place defies logic," Phoenix decided as Maya happily ate a burger. Phoenix cut his pizza into slices and thoughtfully chewed on a slice.
"Don't bother thinking about it. It hurts your head," Edgeworth said back. He had already tried applying logic to C'an A'erie and it didn't work. Edgeworth had moved onto his chocolate pudding and had eaten half of it without getting any of it on his face. An incredibly difficult feat.
"I guess I have better things to think about than this place," Phoenix mumbled through a mouthful of pizza. Franziska rolled her eyes.
"Heroes!" an incredibly deep voice shouted. Phoenix swallowed pizza and choked until Maya hit him on the back.
"What?" Maya asked the deep voice, without turning away from her burger.
"You will all join together to battle monsters that defy everything!" the voice boomed. "There are more comfortable clothes and money in the changing rooms. Good luck, heroes!" Edgeworth noticed the voice was coming from a speaker high on the wall.
"Monsters that defy everything? We've already met some. Chimeras," Phoenix mumbled. He finished his pizza and wolfed down a chocolate bar. Maya was halfway through a chocolate cake and her face was covered in chocolate. Everyone laughed at her. Franziska finished her meal and headed for the changing rooms. Edgeworth followed, as did Mia and Phoenix. Maya quickly wolfed down the rest of her cake and ran to the changing room.
When all of them came out after changing, they laughed at each other's clothes. Franziska was wearing a green t-shirt with a sash that was ripped. It smelled of animals. Franziska was wearing a long skirt, but it was ripped and smelled of animals too. She commented on it, saying she could make animals fight for her.
Phoenix was wearing overly chunky armour, bar a helmet. He could barely move as the armour was weighing him down. Franziska fired an arrow at him, but it bounced off the armour. Phoenix liked being immune to Franziska and her arrows and whip.
Maya was wearing a large black cloak over her usual kimono and she was wearing a large pointy black hat. She thought she looked like a witch and everyone laughed as they imagined her with a long pointy nose.
Mia was wearing a long white robe and looked as beautiful as ever. She had let down Pearl's hair and looked beautiful.
Edgeworth was wearing armour, light white armour. There was nothing strange about him, he looked amazing.
They left the building and there were stalls all over the place. With the bizarre-looking coins each of them had found in their changing room, they decided to buy something. They thought about it, and Mia, with her amazing game knowledge, told them what most of the items did. Franziska spent all of her money at one on a High Potion, for those emergencies. Mia was more crafty and bought a bunch of status-healing items. Maya bought a bunch of potions, but Edgeworth wandered around and explored. He found a small shack where a woman was standing. She was wearing a tank top and jeans, and she had a belt where she had guns slotted in.
"You can hire me for all your money, paladin," the woman said. "I'm a gunner. I'm good at both close and long range fighting. Want me in your party?"
Edgeworth handed her a bunch of coins and the woman walked over.
"Name's Sapphire. I know your bunch, Edge-o. There's that Phoenix fella, Maya, Mia and Franz. Let's go, Edge-o!" Sapphire shouted, and dragged Edgeworth back over.
"Oh, a gunner," Mia said, instantly noticing the guns on Sapphire's belt.
"Name's Sapphire. No need for introductions, Mia, Maya, Nick, Franz, Edge-o," Sapphire grinned.
"F-Franz?" Franziska howled and was about to grab her whip when Sapphire gripped her wrist and twisted.
"Deal with it, Franz," Sapphire said, her voice tainted with evil.
"Right, let's just go and deal with more of the monsters," Mia said, trying to calm the insanity.
The group of six headed out into the plains, where they ran into a Golem. This wasn't anything normal. It was a huge stone man that loomed over everyone. Franziska and Sapphire scaled the trees, shooting, be it bullets or arrows. The Golem took barely any damage. Phoenix decided to stay on the defensive, blocking the Golem's hands from knocking someone over. Maya and Mia were using their combo attack, fire and water joining together to blast the Golem. Stones broke off from it and revealed skin. Everyone noticed it. Sapphire shot the small patch of skin. Edgeworth got his sword into the cracks between the stones and pulled stones out, revealing more skin. Franziska let an arrow fly and pierced the skin. Blood poured from the wound from her arrow. The Golem roared and the earth shook. Franziska held onto the tree trunk for dear life. Sapphire wrapped her hand around the tree trunk and used her left hand to hold the gun and she fired rapidly. The Golem was bleeding more heavily now.
Edgeworth received a punch from the Golem. Everyone heard the crack as Edgeworth flew through the air and slammed into a tree. Phoenix dived in front of the Golem and distracted it so Mia could cast a healing spell or using a healing item on Edgeworth. Maya decided to fireball the Golem. It screamed and jumped at Maya. Maya turned tail and ran. Sapphire shot the Golem again. The Golem roared and picked up the tree Sapphire was standing on. Sapphire cursed loudly and jumped off the tree, slamming into the ground. She staggered and fell, and her whole body was aching. Sapphire couldn't stand up, so she flipped over and kept shooting. She quickly reloaded and waited. Franziska fired another arrow. The Golem kept screaming, but it was far stronger than the weak enemies they had faced before. Edgeworth stood up after Mia had cast a healing spell on him, and he ran at the Golem. Edgeworth began to glow purple. Sparks began to run across the blade of his sword. Lightning began striking the Golem.
Edgeworth slashed out, striking the Golem. His strike was imbued with powerful lightning and the Golem toppled over and fell. But the Golem was back up in an instant. Edgeworth cursed. His lightning strike had only knocked the Golem over! Useless!
"Guys, there is one thing that can destroy this Golem!" Mia shouted. Everyone turned to her.
"Everyone, give Phoenix energy! Now!" Mia commanded. Everyone but Phoenix moved forwards and touched his shoulders. Energy flowed into Phoenix's body, and he closed his eyes. The power was making him shake. Soon, everyone but him was drained of power and they moved away as Phoenix began shaking violently. He began to shine a bright red. The others watched as Phoenix began rising into the air. He was still shaking. Mia watched, satisfied, as Phoenix suddenly disappeared. He was replaced by a shining phoenix, flapping its flaming wings.
"Is that..." Maya whispered.
"...a phoenix?" Edgeworth finished
"This is the power he has inside of him. All people have a hidden power. That is just his," Mia explained, as the phoenix screeched.
It dived down at the Golem, flames dancing on its wings. There was a flash of light, and an explosion. It knocked everyone back, and when the explosion had gone and the light had faded, Phoenix Wright was lying on the ground, unconscious. The Golem was gone,
"It seems we'll have to use these amazing powers to destroy these big monsters. Now, I believe there is a Mana Well nearby?" Edgeworth looked around.
"It's next to the Willow Tree. C'mon, let's go!" Mia said and dragged everyone off.
After they had restored their energy, they took a few buckets of Mana Water with them. They left them by a tree, at least 10 metres away from their next target - a woman. She looked evil. She was standing in a circle made of weapons. Sapphire and Franziska sneaked past her and climbed up a tree together. They both fired at the woman at the same time, but the woman lifted up a shield in an instant and deflected the bullet and arrow. Maya threw a fireball, which was deflected by the shield. Maya rolled her eyes. Edgeworth tried a lightning strike. Deflected.
"We need to get that shield off her!" Mia shouted. The woman heard this and picked up a sword. Edgeworth stood right behind her and Maya used a gust of wind to rip the shield from the woman's hand. Edgeworth snatched the shield and battered the woman in the side. The woman kicked Edgeworth in the leg and he staggered back. He threw the shield away and ran at the woman, but she shot him in the shoulder. Edgeworth was benched. Mia rushed to his side, pulled the bullet out of his shoulder and healed him. Edgeworth was obviously in pain. Mia pulled him over to a tree where he lay against the tree and suffered in silence.
"Everyone, give power to Maya!" Mia shouted. The woman pointed the gun at Maya, but Maya moved out the way just in time. Phoenix stood in front of Maya, his shield protecting her, while everyone and him gave her energy. Suddenly, the circle was blown away and Maya started flying. Phoenix used some of the remaining power he had left to conjure a shield around Maya. The woman shot at Maya, but the bullets bounced off the shield. Suddenly, a lightning bolt hit the woman in the side. She screamed in fury. Edgeworth hadn't given Maya any of his energy, so he had enough to hurt the woman. While she was aiming for Edgeworth, Maya flew down to the woman, and blasted her with every single element. The woman screamed and the ground swallowed her up. Edgeworth blasted the air with a thunderbolt in celebration. Maya was unconscious and lying on the ground, so Phoenix picked her up in his arms and took her over to the tree where they had brought their buckets of Mana Water. The others drank it and sighed.
"Well, two long and tiring and painful battles over. I have the spoils, though. We can probably buy something to eat or buy something useful," Edgeworth said. He stood up and staggered, until Franziska grabbed his shoulder and kept him upright.