Chapter 2

Weird pirate ship thing that scales fly's

In a flash of light Auric appears on the ship

Auric: how the hell does a pirate ship fly? Notices two people arguing

Scales: i am NOT evil

Krystal: yes you are

Scales: NO IM NOT

Krystal: yes you are

Auric: I'm a little confused

Scales: gasps, runs back inside then back out ha-ha i am general scales

Auric: what was the point of that exactly?

Scales: see what you did point at Krystal you ruined my entrance

Krystal: you mean the one where you set your ship on fire

Scales: wait-WHAT looks at fire grah this is YOUR fault grabs Krystal and throws her over the side

Auric: that was a bit dramatic don't you think

Krystal flying on cloud runner: ha-ha you suck flies away

Animus voice from assassin's creed: fast forwarding memory to a more recent one

Auric: disappears and reappears on the great fox a few weeks later

Star fox: AHHHH

Fox: heroic pose

Peppy: falls asleep

Krystal: drools over the two foxes

Falco: says something about how great he is

Slippy: cries

Star Wolf: wonders how they got there

Wolf: can't let you do that star fox

Fox: can't let us do what pose

Wolf: err I'm not sure what were you doing before

Peppy: Falco was saying great he was then falls asleep again

Leon: then we must stop falco

Star wolf then brutally beats falco in a way that uses knives, hooks, stun guns, slippy and skittles

Fox: i never knew skittles could do that to a man heroic pose

Auric looking very confused: just how can this get any weirder?

At that very moment Kirby walks in and swallows Leon and walks out

Wolf: no! We must retreat for now they retreat

Fox: now just who are you? heroic pose

Auric: I'm your brother thunder why was there thunder that wasn't evil

All except Auric and Fox who poses: Gasp!

Auric and Fox: pose

Krystal: drools even more

Falco even though he was a bloody mess on the floor: I'm so awesome

Peppy begins kicking falco yelling DO A BARREL ROLL

Auric: maybe this wasn't such a good idea

Zelda: bursts through the door DIE

Auric: GAH! Runs away

That the end of chapter 2 i hope you liked it and yes slippy only appeared once and didn't even say thing