i've got a kid? what a drag... god, how'd i end up with this mess? -- shikamaru nara

WARNING, THIS STORY IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, OR FOR THOSE WHO ARE DISGUSTED BY THE THOUGHT OF BLOOD DRINKING, RAPE, ECT. THIS STORY IS NOT FOR THOSE WHO GET QUEASY QUICKLY, THIS STORY WILL POSSIBLY MAKE THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE PUKE, VOMIT, OR BARF! (puking may occur if you become queasy very quickly, because this story contains scenes of killing, heavy blood, blood drinking, and talk of rape.)

Chapter 2: dream of doom and love

I had that dream again... it's beginning to disgust me, I'd rather die than suffer this dream once more, I was hunting with mom, when it happened, NOO THE HORROR!! HORROR! I found myself awake screaming my head off, everyone rushed in, "Sheeba, what's wrong?" Akamaru asked whining, "it's nothing to worry about... I'm fine.. it was just a nightmare" I put up a false sense of being OK, and everyone went back to sleep, I used my chakra to clear my mind and pulled daddy's vest on, I felt safe and comfortable once more, I pulled Akamaru closer "good night..." I kissed his forehead, and returned to sleep, I woke up to the heavenly smell of curry and sushi, I looked around and found two notes, the first one was from gramma Sancho: "I've gone out with Kirashi and Ryoga to find Akamaru, please enjoy the curry we made and this sushi, and don't worry about Akamaru one bit, we'll have him back before you know it." the other one was poorly written, illegible to normal people, it was written in dogscript, now I'm not fluent in dogscript but I could read what it said, "Sheeba, I left to get something that I believe might help, I'm going to be back in Konoha for a while, so feel free to go ahead without me, I'll catch up. I'm sorry that it'll have to take long, but it'll be worth it." after finishing the curry and sushi, I went out to find everyone still trying to find Akamaru, only a few yards from the shop, "it's all right, Akamaru went back home to find something he feels that we need." we returned to the shop and gramma Sancho filled me in on what happened with the thieves, "be careful Sheeba, these thieves are no ordinary children, they are smarter, faster, and stronger than any bunch of children I've ever met." I winked, "not faster than me." I left the shop heading in the direction that gramma Sancho thought the thieves were coming from, when I was struck by an idea, I quickly filled my purse with stones and walked along as I sang happily an improvised tune to imply I was carrying money or gold, "bank, bank, bank, gotta deposit this money in the bank. lot's of money for the bank." hoping that I'd have them after me in no time, I continued along for about an hour, I was about to give up when I felt something was wrong, my ears perked up as I heard something behind me, "show time!" I thought as I threw a kunai at a rock a few yards off in the distance and performing a quick 180ยบ spinning kick, I watched as the young boy was knocked backwards, "wow, he's not that much older than I am.." I thought as I took my fighting stance, I looked at them and laughed, "let's make this interesting, I'll fight you blindfolded." I used my headband to blind myself, and just as soon I re-took my stance. "come an' get me!" I said throwing my things high in the air, "surely you don't believe I can win do you?" I said with a smirk, "it IS of course ten big, scary, strong boys against a little girl..." they rushed at me as I began gauging their chakra levels and strength, I struck the nearest boy and my body soon began moving by pure instinct, "we surrender..." I lifted my headband and quickly pulled out a kunai and stopped a boy trying a sneak attack, "good.. you stay away from gramma Sancho's shop, unless you want more of the same." I said with a grin, "you can have the "money" if you want.." I caught my bag and used my sand platform to catch the rest of my belongings, "just remember, the greedy can always be outsmarted easily... with a few rocks and a purse.." I winked and dumped out the rocks, "THAT'S what I used to make my bag look heavy with money..."