Description: Wendy tried to be friends with Bebe as Cartman tried to understand why Wendy is in his school.

It is official, my mom is a total slut. And drunk. But I already knew that. She just brought a African American guy in my apartment while Mike was at work. I hate her. She is the worst. No wonder the people downstairs called CPS because my mom keeps bringing too many guys in this apartment. You have no idea how much she sucks. She probably was fucking the black guy too. Even though I am pretty sure he is gay. But that is not important right now. I feel bad for Mike. I just finished my first day at school and it didn't go so well. I will spare you guys the horrifying details. I also found out that Bebe is Kenny's half sister. So, they live together. Bebe's dad is rich so Kenny gets to live there with his mom and siblings.

" Wendy?" I voice scoffed from behind, right as I enter the mall.

" Yes?" I turn around.

3rd PERSON P.O.V.

" What are you doing here?" Rebecca asked as Bebe stepped in front of Red and her.

" I need new pants." Wendy nodded slowly.

" You're not even old enough to drive." Bebe scoffed again.

" I took the bus." Wendy clicked her tongue while tilted her head.

" Oh. Well, Rebecca was homeschooled so she is a year older then us, maybe two, right Rebecca?" Bebe turned her head to face Rebecca.

" Yes I just turned sixteen." Rebecca smirked, " With a bang!" she added.

" Yes, yes, yes. We all know you fucked Clyde Donovan!" Bebe rolled her eyes.

" I thought it was Craig Tucker?" Red checked her fingernails as she spoke.

" I pretty sure it was a three-" Rebecca started.

" Anyways, Wendy, we were wondering if you wanted to go shopping with us then we can drive you back to your place." Bebe gave her a genuine smile.

" Seriously?" Wendy laughed.

" Sure!" Bebe smiled widely.

" Okay?!" Wendy chuckled as Bebe took her hand and dragged her into the mall with the others.

Intro

" Cartman, what the hell are you doing?" Kyle whispered as Eric climbed into Wendy's bedroom window.

" I have to figure out why she is here!" Cartman grunted as he tried to get in her room.

" Are you stuck?" Kyle asked.

" Maybe." Cartman sighed.

" Here, I'll push you in." Kyle said.

" No, I don't want you touching my ass!" Cartman exclaimed quietly.

" It's the only way." Kyle shook his head.

" Fine! But don't think I am going to go to therapy with you!" Cartman whispers as Kyle pushed Cartman in Wendy's room and also pushed himself in also.

" This place is small." Kyle said as he looked around. Wendy's bed was a fold up which could turn into a couch. She had a dresser in front of it with a TV on it and books. A toy chest right next to the door and two OUAT posters and one TWD and Goosebumps poster. Also an inspirational poster too. A night stand right next to the bed and on the bed was a colorful blanket with three pillows on it, one had a yellow pillowcase, which was in the middle. Another had a dark purple suitcase which was on the left. Then another had no suitcase and was on the right. A big stuffed dog with blacks spots was set on the white pillow. Wendy lied under the blanket with the dog in her arms, her arms squeezed its neck tight as she accidently kicked the laptop, which was on the edge of bed, off it. Her eyes were closed as her raven hair covered her face. Kyle walked over to her bed and pushed her hair out of her face and behind her ears.

" What are you doin'?" Cartman implored with his ace reacting weirdly to Kyle's actions.

" Just making sure this is her apartment." Kyle said as he kneeled down and picked up her laptop.

" Does it have a password?" Cartman asks as Kyle opened it.

" Yeah, but she did say something about loving cheese so." Kyle typed in cheese14 and the computer said logging in.

Suddenly, they heard Wendy yawn and stretch her arms as she sat up. Cartman and Kyle quickly ran over to her closet and got in it, closing the white wooden doors.

" I see you, Eric and Kyle." Wendy opened her eyes and opened her closet doors.

" Dammit!" Eric muttered and came out of the closet with Kyle.

" What are you guys doing here?" Wendy giggled.

" Uh, welcoming you?" Kyle croaked.

" Why do you sleep with a stuffed animal?" Cartman pointed to the dog on her bed.

" Because it is comfy and I love it." Wendy snapped.

" Whenever me and Ike share a bed, I would snuggled with him too. So, I get it." Kyle nodded.

" Cool." Wendy hid her smile between her pursued lips.

" So-" Eric started.

" Give me a real answer. Why are you guys here?" Wendy crossed her arms over her chest.

" Cartman thinks you are hiding something and wants to know why you came to the school." Kyle shrugged.

" My slut mom made me." Wendy rolled her eyes.

" My mom is a slut too." Cartman nodded.

" Does she get drunk every night on cheat on her fiancé with her my father a other guys too?" Wendy asked sarcastically.

" No." Cartman shook his head.

" That is what mine does." Wendy clicked her tongue with her teeth.

" I need to go." Cartman ran out of Wendy apartment complex.

" I should go too-" Kyle pointed to the door.

" Wait, stay." Wendy grabbed Kyle's shoulders as he was about the reach for her bedroom door.

" What?" he asked.

" I feel like you understand me. And I REALLY need someone right now." she gave him a genuine smile.

" It's one o'clock in the morning." he pointed to her alarm clock.

" Sleep here. You have no idea how much my life sucks right now." she grabbed his hand.

" But-" Kyle started but was interrupted by Wendy's lips on his.

I was going to do more but I didn't really see how so... yeah.

Notice: There will be Kyndy, Stendy, Kendy, a little of StaBe, and Creek.

I do not like StaBe.

I do not like Candy. Meaning I don't like CartmanxWendy.