Ruby Gloom
Author's Note:Right now,I'm very busy so I decided to do it in script form.I am now thinking of a little surprise for you guys...(neh,heh,heh,heh,heh!)
Chapter 3
Scaredy Bat:Oh dear,oh dear,oh dear,oh dear!
Ruby:(gives him a cup of hot tea)Here you go Scaredy!A nice cup of tea will calm your frazzled nerves!
Scaredy:But what are we going to do?
Frank:(he moans in frustration)I have to agree with the little dude!How are we going to find a base guitar player AND a keyboardist?
Len:Simple!We ask them to!
Frank:Len,who would want to...
Ruby:That is a great idea,Len!
Frank and Len:IT IS?
Ruby:Since I am the editor of the school newspaper which is very popular among our generation,I can put up an advertisement to catch the eyes of talented musicians!
Poe:Yes and thanks to Jealousy zapping an elephant in the theatre...(he glares at her as she whistles innocently)the 'Battle of the Bands has been delayed for 3 days!
Skull Boy:How many people do you think we will get?
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Peter:(in a sharp-looking tuxedo and has fake facial hair)(speaks into a golden microphone)And that was our 5000th participant!(looks sympathetic)Sorry,Larry but you didn't make it!
Larry:(he's wearing a clown suit while riding on a unicycle)(his shoulder drop in disappointment)Aww...
Ruby:(at the judges table)You have to admit,spraying water at Misery was quite funny until she slipped and broke 150 bones...!
Misery:(in crutches)I'm good!
Iris:Hey!That's my catchphrase!
Misery:I'm not good...!
Ruby:It will only take...(checks her abacus)5!
Scaredy Bat:5 minutes?
Ruby:No...
Iris:5 days?
Ruby:No
Jealousy:5 days?
Ruby:No...
Misery:On the fifth anniversary of my great,great,great grandmother's first blister?
Ruby:No...but is she alright?
Misery:Somewhat...
Skull Boy:5 years?
Ruby:No...wait!(looks at her abacus)yes!
Scaredy Bat:(faints)