Notice:
This fic has been discontinued indefinitely.
It originally started out as a trollfic under a new style, less nonsense, more smut, yet I somehow fucked it up so badly it turned into almost total distilled porn, with only a couple of jokes, and was painful to write through and through.
I do like the idea of dicking around with Blake/Roman, and Weiss/Lieutenant (who needs consent for the latter), so maybe another time.