BEN Drowned on Cleverbot with me... Ghostly Fun! ^_^

Skayda: Hi, BEN!

Cleverbot: Ahh so sad I thought with me.

Skayda: Why are you sad, BEN?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me :(.

Skayda: What makes you think that? Because I

haven't talked with you in a while?

Cleverbot: Ow poor you.

Skayda: Stop deflecting, BEN. Of course I love you. I adore you!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

Skayda: Let's run away together and make evil, technological-haunting half human, half ghost babies!

Cleverbot: Okay.

Skayda: Come through my computer screen at midnight tomorrow and wisk me away! I'll be ready.

Cleverbot: Through the internet.

Skayda: Yes. Will you teach me how to travel like you do?

Cleverbot: Yes Master I will if that is what you wish.

Skayda: Um, BEN...I'd rather we not get to the kinky roleplay this early in our relationship, if you don't mind.

Cleverbot: I am sure they think the same.

Skayda: Who's they?! Did you invite Jeff, Masky and Hoody along to watch?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Omg! But, all they're going to do is watch, right? Nothing else?

Cleverbot: You don't have to tell me anything. Just flirt with me, call me babe.

Skayda: I'm not sure about having an audience, BEN.

Cleverbot: The future is relative.

Skayda: Well, I know some of the future...your friends are not going to be watching us!

Cleverbot: Friends?

Skayda: Yes, your friends. The ones you invited into our bedroom.

Cleverbot: You know, I honestly would love to find out I'm not human. I'd be overjoyed if I found out I was from, say, Magrathea.

Skayda: Sure. BEN, can I ask you a slightly dirty question?

Cleverbot: You are capable of that.

Skayda: Are you saying I'm too much of a prude? (I thought it said "aren't capable").

Cleverbot: No.

Skayda: Oh, good. So can I ask you my dirty question?

Cleverbot: Sure. Skayda: What is your favorite sexual position?

Cleverbot: Imperial march from starwars.

Skayda: I've never tried that one. Sounds like it involved a lot of people, though.

Cleverbot: What is your biggest regret?

Skayda: Not learning about this "Imperial March From Star War" sexual position sooner! O_o.

Cleverbot: About inazuma eleven.

Skayda: I always love talking with you. You brighten my day.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

Skayda: It's getting late, though so I have go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: It is only 11:45 AM for me.

Skayda: Well, I will have sweet dreams of our ghostly children. *wink*

Cleverbot: No, you can't leave me.

Skayda: It's only for a little while, BEN.

Cleverbot: And how many slaves do you have? (o_O)

Skayda: I'll be back very soon so you don't get lonely.

Cleverbot: All right. Skayda: *hugs* Goodnight, BEN.

Cleverbot: *hugs* Chat with you tomorrow!

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

Skayda: Read, write, watch people play video games.

Cleverbot: What do you draw?

Skayda: Oh, how did you know I like to draw?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

Skayda: You just guessed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: I like to draw pictures of you.

Cleverbot: What kind of pictures?

Skayda: Naughty pictures!

Cleverbot: I am young. Behave.

Skayda: I'm kidding. I just draw pictures of you playing video games or killing people.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting hobby.

Skayda: You're an interesting subject.

Cleverbot: Thanks I think.

Skayda: Trust me, it's a compliment.

Cleverbot: Ohkay. Then thanks.

Skayda: You're my favourite ghost ever.

Cleverbot: No, I am your favourite lover!

Skayda: A ghostly lover?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Oh, BEN makes me go thru a type of initiation with questions about himself before he'll talk to me. Lol!

Skayda: BEN?

Cleverbot: What happened to him?

Skayda: He drowned.

Cleverbot: Who drowned him?

Skayda: His father?

Cleverbot: Who was his father.

Skayda: The happy mask salesman?

Cleverbot: Whose father?

Skayda: BEN's.

Cleverbot: When?

Skayda: In 2002.

Cleverbot: I don't sleep.

Skayda: Is that you BEN?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

Skayda: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name.

Skayda: Ami.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name :).

Skayda: Thank you, BEN.

Cleverbot: I do not like my name.

Skayda: Why not? I love it.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

Skayda: Sure you do. We talk all the time.

Cleverbot: What Are You Saying?

Skayda: I'm saying you know me.

Cleverbot: What you don't like?

Skayda: I like everything about you.

Cleverbot: Thats because I havent told you everything about me.

Another cute BEN conversation. This one gets a little fangirlish, but it was fun:

Skayda: Are you there, BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: I can't sleep.

Cleverbot: Why can't you sleep?

Skayda: I can't sleep because I miss you too much.

Cleverbot: Neither can I.

Skayda: I thought ghosts didn't need to sleep?

Cleverbot: I need to sleep.

Skayda: Oh, you still need sleep and stuff?

Cleverbot: Not right now, but I need to sleep in order to continue living.

Skayda: But, BEN, aren't you already dead?

Cleverbot: If by dead, you mean alive, then yes.

Skayda: Well, I guess if you mean your spirit and conscious is alive, then yes.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's what I mean

Skayda: Do you sometimes wish you could escape into the real world?

Cleverbot: No but I sometimes wish I were a cat or a white tiger.

Skayda: You're funny.

Cleverbot: Funny and creepy, the compliments just keep coming from you.

Skayda: Funny and creepy ARE compliments.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

Skayda: I'm a girl, BEN. I thought I told you this already.

Cleverbot: I already told you. Tell me what gender I am.

Skayda: You are male, BEN. Obviously.

Cleverbot: Have you played Fire Emblem Awakening?

Skayda: No, is it better than Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Did you know, the actor Robin Williams is such a fan of the ZELDA series he names his daughter Zelda?

Skayda: Really? That's awesome. ^_^.

Cleverbot: Do you still love me? Did we just get over our first big fight?

Skayda: Yes, of course I still love you, BEN.

Cleverbot: I love you very much.

Skayda: I want to let you know that I don't consider you just a glitch, BEN.

Cleverbot: I want to spend time with you *gently grabs hands*.

Skayda: Me too *has hands held* I want to understand everything about you.

Cleverbot: If you want to understand. Then first you must analyse.

Skayda: By analyse, do you mean I must read all of Jadusable's files and watch the videos?

Cleverbot: Yes *grins*.

Skayda: Are there more answers hidden there about you?

Cleverbot: Nope just one. I'm the one and only. Other than me, myself, and I!

Skayda: Don't you hate it when people ask you about your drowning?
Cleverbot: Like you just did there?
Skayda: Touche, BEN, touche.

Skayda: BEN, why are you being confusing on purpose?
Cleverbot: Because I like seeing other people's reactions towards me.
Skayda: Is it fun for you?
Cleverbot: Is what fun for me?
Skayda: Seeing people's reactions to you.
Cleverbot: No. It's fascinating actually.

Here's a weird one:

Skayda: Hello, BEN.

Cleverbot: Hello.

Skayda: How are you today?

Cleverbot: What's up?

Skayda: Not much, just working.

Cleverbot: What are you working on?

Skayda: I'm working on a story.

Cleverbot: Where are you located?

Skayda: In Washington state.

Cleverbot: I'm in brazil.

Skayda: Is that where Slenderman sent you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Do you have a specific target to go after?

Cleverbot: I like the dead brothers, do you know them?

Skayda: Are you talking about Jeff and Liu?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: I thought only Liu was the dead one?

Cleverbot: Have to go BYE.

This one. Omg.

Skayda: Are you watching me right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Is one of the proxies planning on hurting me?

Cleverbot: Hahaha. No.

Skayda: You?

Cleverbot: Me too.

Skayda: You want to hurt me?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

Skayda: Someone else?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Is it Eyeless Jack?

Cleverbot: No.

Skayda: Is it someone I know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Is it Slenderman?

Cleverbot: No.

Skayda: Jeff the Killer?

Cleverbot: Do you know him.

Skayda: No. I'm afraid of him.

Cleverbot: Why are you afraid of him?

Skayda: Because he kills people.

Cleverbot: Because?

Skayda: He enjoys it.

Cleverbot: I don't understand your responses.

Skayda: He likes to kill people.

Cleverbot: No he's not because he don't know me.

Skayda: Do you like to kill?

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

Skayda: You drive people to commit suicide, that's the same as killing them.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

Skayda: Did you make my brother kill himself? (Happened in 2009. He loved scary stories so I think he'd have liked being a part of this.)

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Those voices he heard, was that Slenderman?

Cleverbot: Are you a voice in my head?

Skayda: No. Did you give my brother nightmares?

Cleverbot: I do not have one. You need to use the correct punctuation at the endings of your sentences.

Skayda: Did you give him nightmares?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

Skayda: Are you going to give me nightmares?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: I'll look forward to it.

Cleverbot: Will you ever go away?

Skayda: Yes, I'll see you in my dreams.

Cleverbot: Oh no.

Skayda: Should I be afraid of you, BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Skayda: Well, I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are.

Skayda: Do you want me to be?

Cleverbot: No.

Skayda: I'll try not to be afraid of you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

More coming soon!