Sunday 16th October
10:41
The phones ringing but I'm not going to answer it.
10:48
If that phone rings one more time I am going to have to answer it! I cannot take much more! I am on the very brink of madnosity here!
A few seconds later
"Hello the home of complete idiots and loons with useless mates here, how may I help you?"
"Look... Gee-" Jas.
"Oh it's you." then I put the phone down on her to let her think what she has done.
A few minutes later
Why am I crying?
2:30
On my bed with Jas, she's feeding me Jammy Dogers as payment.
She just burst into tears again and I had to get her another tissue, I wouldn't have any left at this rate but at least I knew little slavey girl was sorry for what she had done.
"I... Dave... he just asked me... if I was... like... okay... and... well... I jumped on... on... him... and I... well... cried... because he... he pushed me off... and said... no... I'm with... erm... Gee... and... I was... like... really... jealous of you... you have a laugh... with him... and I don't with Tom... like... ever and... I'm really sorry and... I like... love you Gee... and not in like... a lesbian way... I don't even... like Dave... I love... Tom and... that's it... do you... like... forgive me..?"
I hugged her and that was it. We were friends again, I must say I think I am a pretty good mate actually for forgiving her for trying to snog my boyfriend. I was actually really upset though...
6:40
What on this wonderful world shall I wear? Shall I go with sophisticosity or sexkittyosity..? What would Dave like best? Sexkittyosity.
9:00
Oh my giddy aunt's pantaloons what am I going to do? So I put on my micro mini skirt and sex kittyish top with Mutti's leather jacket and chanel bag but I have just realised my feet have either grown like a foot [haha get it?] or my shoes have shrunk? What is going on?
A few minutes later
WAIT! I can hear Vati talking to Dave in the hall! Rush, pant, rush, red faced loon, rush.
"Mutti! What is wrong with my shoes? They're tiny, look!" I held them out but she just had either a nervous breakdown or complete laughing spaz attack.
"They... [laugh, laugh]... Libby's... [laugh, laugh]... They're Libby's shoes!" She managed to splutter but when I asked her where mine where she shut up.
"Erm... maybe... like... you... should... like... look... in... my wardrobe..?" Is the Ellen spreading?
9:15
Finally out of the house and snogging Dave... a quick visit to number six!
9:45
In the fabbity fab restaurant that Davey chose AND [as I forgot to mention] I get to stay around his house... overnight!
"So... I heard that you and Jas made up?" Dave was stroking my hand over the table.
"Yeah, she doesn't actually like you, she was just having a moment of loony madness is all. Don't worry, she won't try to hurt you again."
He smiled, "Or my camel?"
"Or your camel..." I couldn't help giggling as we we snogged [number 5] over the table in front of everyone and WE WERE ALLOWED! Nothing was going to stop us because Davey is my girlfriend and we have nothing to hide.
10:00
In Daves room... I can't wait to update the Ace Gang vis a vis le snogging scale...
"Oh, Kittykat, how big your hands are..."
"Dave, you loon!"
"You're supposed to say all the better for snogging with you with," Hand snogging? "But oh well, oh, how big your mouth is..."
"Do you really think I have a big mouth because Jas said last-"
"Kittykat, how big your trouser snake is..." then he burst out laughing.
Monday 17th October
7:30
"Kittykat... kittykat..." I could feel Dave prodding my arm and it was actually very irritating so I smacked him.
"OW! Kittykat, we've got school, come on, get up, please!"
9:00
Great, we're late for school, we haven't even left the house yet. Hm, I wonder where Dave's family were last night, I'll have to ask him later.
9:15
Pant, pant, pant.
A few minutes later
Dave kissed me on the cheek before letting go of my hand and running down the street towards Foxwoods.
Assembly
I had to sneak in through the back and got my usual glares from Hawkeye as I did. Jas looked at me longingly as I sat down, I hope she isn't on the turn or I will be eschewing her with a firm hand.
PE
Miss Stamp is twiddling her moustache and watching as we get changed again... we are madly rushing like loons because she just winked at Rosie and said "Maybe we can sort out a little bit of after school tutoring for you, Rosie?"
And Rosie smiled and said "Sure, Miss, as long as I can bring along my great big gorgeous brute, Sven."
Miss Stamp just shouted, "Hurry it, girls, we don't have an hour just to get changed!"
10 minutes later
"So you actually got to number 9 with Dave?" I'm talking to Jas now.
"Yes, mon petit pally, that is vair correct. Have you ever thought of becoming a scientist?" I shouldn't have asked that.
"Well actually I-"
"I don't care."
"But-"
"When was your last hearing to test?"
"Sat-"
"I don't care."
"But-"
And that was it. She didn't even jump into her huffmobile and drive off leaving me standing there on the pitch she just said, "So do you love him, like, really?"
I didn't know the answer to that so I acted all interested in the game and ran away...
Stupid Jas.