Danmaru: Who are you and why are you in my room
?: you dont seem to realize the situation your in mortal
Danmaru: And whats the stereotypical villain talk
?: Sigh
Danmaru: Soooo you just gonna sit there or your gonna explain yourself or even attempt to kill me you know that would break the awkwardness
?: Your no fun i can't be a terrorist if your not terrorized
Danmaru: I think you got the def...
Kenshin: Shut it smartass huph I'm Kenshin Mayu and i'm a demon
Danmaru(Narrator): Well that explains who he is
Danmaru: And what is it that you want with me. Your not going to actually eat me right
Kenshin: No that was to add some fear but obviously it didn't work. But anyway i came to strike a deal with you
Danmaru: Is it because im special! WooYoo i knew...
Kenshin: Your not special i can literally propose this deal to anyone
Danmaru: Oh shit... Then why me
Kenshin: Well i couldn't help but over hear you say you wanted more power and i can give you that and more
Danmaru: Well i did say that but it wasn't in context to real life though
Kenshin: Oh thank the devil i'm leaving. You were pissing me off
Danmaru: Wait
Kenshin: Hmm?
Danmaru: Ill take you up on that deal. But what do mean by more?
Kenshin: Anything you want im a demon now stand still
Danmaru: So how is this gonna work are you gonna give me the power and then disappear or something and is it going to be painful
Kenshin: Don't worry about it.(as he cracks his knuckles)But i assure you i will make it as painful as possible
Danmaru: Oh thanks... wait a minute did you say...(As he is grabbed by his throat) But the deal *Cough*
Kenshin: Dont worry it will be over in no time(as his left eye glows with a sinister smile)
Danmaru(Narrator): Holy shit i'm gonna die that wasn't in my contract
Danmaru: Why did i...(As it fades to black)
{Next Day}
Danmaru: ugh huph huph huph whoa that dream was extreme meh... Holy shit i'm late(As he rushes to get ready)*Sniff sniff* spray *Huah* *sniff* ill buy gum on the way(as he rushes out the house)I cant be late again i need my free time. Is that Asuka? She walks this way(as he trips and almost hits a fire hydrant)Whoa that was a close one reflexs on point i hope she saw that. She did now play off(as he sends a wink) Now time to get going
Hiro: Hey dude what...
Danmaru: No time cant be late
Hiro: Ok. Wonder if he knows that we don't have First period today poor thing
{Later that day}
Danmaru: How could man you couldn't tell me had me rushing for nothing
Hiro: I tried to tell you but you wouldn't let me talk
Danmaru: Whatever atleast i can enjoy my...
Bully: Hey nerd remember yesterday
Danmaru: Fuck(as he turns around) I know your angry but... Holy shit look over there
Bully: Fool me once shame on you...
Danmaru: Fool you twice please
Bully: There isn't a twice
Danmaru: Figures. And its almost time for her to come around here too i'm totally screwed
Bully: You know i was going to let you off easy with the trash can yesterday but now i have to wreck that nerd face of yours(as he swings at Danmaru)
Danmaru: This is gonna hurt(as he closes his eyes)
Hiro: DUDE! open your eyes
Danmaru: I need my eyes please dont make it worse
Hiro: Trust me and open your eyes
Danmaru: Fine since you want it to hurt so much
Bully: Quit dodging my punches nerd
Danmaru: Whoa what am i doing. And asuka is coming this way. If i keep this up it may work out in my favor. Bring it on. Ill stop your reign of terror in this school Ok dont know what i'm doing but i have to end it on a good note (as he prepares a counter throw) TAKE THIS!(as he catches his punch and flips him over his shoulder)Huph huph Dont mess with us again
Crowd: Wow he really did, Theres no way it has to be staged, I want my money back, I cant believe he did it
Asuka: (as she walks up) Wow the second time you have surprised me
Danmaru: Well i mean everyone is full of surprises
Asuka: i might have keep an eye you this. If your ok with that
Danmaru: Oh so you knew this whole time
Asuka: Well im not oblivious of my surrounding
Danmaru: Oh sorry if it creeped you out
Asuka: It didn't i actually found it kind of cute. especially for the fact that your only doing sice you have a crush on me and all
Danmaru: Wait how did you
Asuka: If you stay on your journey maybe you will find out and you might even find the key to my heart(as she walks away)
Hiro: Soooo how far down is that on your list
Danmaru: Fuck off this is a memorable time for me and dude she even had the video game reference right. I'm totally on cloud nine
Hiro: Well get back to earth cause we have to get ready for class lunch is almost over
Danmaru: Right
Danmaru:(Narrator): Whoa guys did you see me well... you get the idea but whatever i was totally awesome and senpai totally noticed me
Kenshin(Narrator): Dont ever say that shit again you incompetent fool
Danmaru(Narrator): How did you get here
Kenshin(Narrator): Maybe you will find out in the next chapter
Danmaru(Narrator): Dont give me that shit ill use my sweet moves on you
Kenshin(Narrator): You wish to test your fate peon
Danmaru(Narrator): Actually let me rethink that something tells me it wont work against you. Soooo yea as he said next chapter