Angry Little Toaster

Ratchet pulled a frozen burrito out of the freezer and brought it over to the microwave. He put it inside and tried to nuke it, but the microwave wouldn't start. He pushed buttons and shook it a bit, but nothing happened. The Lombax groaned in frustration and looked around, wanting something to use in order to heat up his burrito. It was then that he saw microwave like friend Clank walking past him, offering him a happy wave.

Next thing Ratchet knew, he was trying to shove his lunch into Clank's chest compartment, with the small robot thrashing in his grip.

"Just let me put it in there! We're supposed to be friends!"

Robot Trainer Master

Brax and Ratchet stood on opposite sides of a battlefield. They were about to have a battle that they have wanted to have for a very long time. And now that they had the time, they could finally do it.

Brax took a step forward and yelled out, "Go Wilhelm!"

A Rangerbot came marching out into the battle field and stood at attention, waiting for a command.

"Clank! I choose you!" Ratchet yelled out, pushing out his small robot friend. He prepared to give him an awesome command, but Clank stood up and walked away. Ratchet turned around and raised an eyebrow. "Where are you going?"

"You do not have enough badges to train me!"

"...Ugh."

Test Round

"You know Ratchet, as the savior of the Solana Galaxy, I can get any girl that I want," Qwatk said, flexing his muscles.

"Oh yeah? Show me," Ratchet said, folding his arms.

"Alright." Qwark walked over to a lone Cora and leaned up against the wall. He flexed his muscles more than usual and offered a charming smile. His voice as he talked was as smooth as chunky carmel, "You know, Cora, I don't say this often but you have the most beautiful eyes in the galaxy."

"Not interested," Cora said, not even looking at Qwark. She walked away, leaving the captain hanging.

Qwark cringed a bit and looked at Ratchet, "That was a uh...test round...oh! Hey, Elaris!"

"No!" Elaris yelled.

"Oh come on!"

Bugging Retaliation

Cora was sitting alone in the cafeteria, reading a book on what not to do when you're pointing a weapon at an enemy. she was enjoying her alone time when suddenly Ratchet burst into the cafeteria and invaded her personal bubble.

"Hey there, Cora! How's it going? Whatcha reading-AHH!"

Enraged by the annoying Ratchet, Cora pulled out one of her Combustors and fired several shots at the ceiling, making the Lombax run out the door, tripping halfway down the hallway.

Rejected and Replaced

Elaris sat down with Clank in her lap, rubbing the elated robot happily on the head, "Aww, aren't you just the cutest thing?"

"Hehehehe! I suppose I am," Clank said with a small giggle. "As there is nothing you find more cuter than me-"

"Hey, Elaris!" Brax called out, walking into the office. He held up a small blue puffball in his hand, which had big eyes and an antenna, "Check out our new Ranger Protopet!"

Elaris gasped, quickly tossing Clank aside and runnign to the Protopet, "Oh my god, look at how cute it is!"

Clank stood up and brushed himself off, forming a confused look on his face and raising his arms in a 'what the heck?' kind of fashion.

Birds and the Bees

"Ratchet, may I ask a question?" Clank asked, looking at his friend.

"Of course you can ask me a question. What's on your mind?" Ratchet replied.

"I have found myself growing curious in the...organic reproductive process. Can you please tell me how exactly it works?"

Ratchet sat there in silence for a few moments, his eye twitching the tiniest bit. He then grabbed Clank by the arm and began dragging him, "D-Did I say of course you could ask me a question? I uh...I meant that you could ask Grim a question! Hah! Hah! I'm leaving."

The Lombax dropped Clank in front of Grimroth and ran out of the garage as fast as he could.

Puns Reprise

"Ratchet?" Clank called for his friend from the workbench.

"Hm?" Ratchet lazily answered back from his bed.

"What do you call a pile of cats?"

"I dunno."

"A 'meowtain'!"

The two stared at each other for a moment, then Ratchet pointed to the door, "Get out."

"It was worth it. Hehehehe!"

Cooking Hero

Qwark leaned up against a wall in the Hall of Heroes kitchen, "Hello, my fans! Captain Qwark here to show you how to make a proper hero's meal." The large man look what appeared to be a frozen meatloaf in a frying pan and opened the over, shoving it inside. "Just put your all-beef-and-cheese meatloaf inside, and in twenty minutes, you'll have a delicious meal!"

-Several minutes later-

"RUN! FIRE! EVERYONE! FIRE!" Qwark yelled, running out of the kitchen and away from the oven, which was now up in flames with a burnt meatloaf inside.

Newton's Theory

"You know, Clank told me that for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction," Ratchet told Brax.

"Really?"

"Yeah! Watch."

Ratchet gave Brax a super hard punch into the arm and waited for the reaction part to happen. But, with his Ranger instincts kicking in, Brax returned the punch, sending Ratchet flying. The Lombax landed on the floor in a dazed state.

"I...I...I don't think that that was equal or opposite...ugh."

Revenge At Its Tastiest

"I'm gonna get revenge on Clank for putting that pie in my face," Ratchet said to himself, holding a miniature coconut cream pie behind his back.

The Lombax crept up behind the unsuspecting robot, waiting for the right moment. Then, when the right moment came, he grabbed Clank and turned him around, ready to pie him in the face. But he was surprised when Clank suddenly opened his chest compartment and sent his own miniature pie into the Lombax's face.

"Are you serious?!" Ratchet yelled out as Clank nearly keeled over with laughter. The Lombax then licked a but of the pie filling on his face and smiled a bit, "Ooh, cherry!"

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